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The Sickest Burns From Chick Flicks

Mick Jacobs
Updated December 15, 2024 31 items
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Vote up the comebacks Regina George considered putting in her burn book.

Chick flicks provide viewers with all sorts of helpful information: fashion advice, friendship and relationship goals, and burns that would reduce your worst frenemy to a puddle of designer imposter perfume. Among the most satisfying movie plot points are chick flick burns, perfect little gems for reminding your haters they simply don't have the range. Gentleman, just because these movies are made with women in mind does not mean they don't pack a punch. If anything, these chick flick burns prove more useful than anything you see in Die Hard or Fast and the Furious; it's not like you're drag racing all that often, but a**holes always need to be told to take a seat, and chick flicks teach people the proper way to do so. 

If you need a savage comeback prepped, look no further than the chick flick burns below, made by inspirational leading ladies and even a few gents. The next time Liz comes at you for your bangs, remind her they came from her mom's chest hair. Deal with it, Liz.

Most divisive: I'm Glad Your Husband Died Because You're A F*cking A**hole, He Probably Killed Himself.
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  • When I Dress Up Like A Frigid B*tch, I Try Not To Look So Constipated
    1
    159 votes

    When I Dress Up Like A Frigid B*tch, I Try Not To Look So Constipated

    Elle Woods, Legally Blonde

  • You Smell Like A Baby Prostitute.
    2
    109 votes

    You Smell Like A Baby Prostitute.

    Janice Ian, Mean Girls
  • She Doesn't Even Go Here!
    3
    121 votes

    She Doesn't Even Go Here!

    Damian, Mean Girls
  • Ugh, As If!
    4
    95 votes

    Ugh, As If!

    Cher Horowitz, Clueless

  • I'm Gonna Finish Him Like A Cheesecake.
    5
    85 votes

    I'm Gonna Finish Him Like A Cheesecake.

    Fat Amy, Pitch Perfect

  • You're A Virgin Who Can't Drive
    6
    118 votes

    You're A Virgin Who Can't Drive

    Tai Frasier, Clueless
  • I Hope Your Babies Look Like Monkeys!
    7
    56 votes

    I Hope Your Babies Look Like Monkeys!

    Michele Weinberger, Romy And Michele's High School Reunion

  • She's A Full-On Monet.
    8
    65 votes

    She's A Full-On Monet.

    Cher Horowitz, Clueless
  • I've Seen Better Tennis Playing In A Tampon Commercial.
    9
    89 votes

    I've Seen Better Tennis Playing In A Tampon Commercial.

    Helen's stepson, Bridesmaids

  • Introduce Her To Your World Of Sex, Drugs And... What Else Do You Do?
    10
    44 votes

    Introduce Her To Your World Of Sex, Drugs And... What Else Do You Do?

    Kathryn Merteuil, Cruel Intentions

  • I Believe That's Your Designer Imposter Perfume
    11
    58 votes

    I Believe That's Your Designer Imposter Perfume

    Cher Horowitz, Clueless
  • You're A Home-schooled Jungle Freak Who's A Less Hot Version Of Me.
    12
    102 votes

    You're A Home-schooled Jungle Freak Who's A Less Hot Version Of Me.

    Regina George, Mean Girls
  • Call Me When Your Boobs Come In.
    13
    84 votes

    Call Me When Your Boobs Come In.

    Annie Walker, Bridesmaids

  • I Don't Hate You Because You're Fat. You're Fat Because I Hate You.
    14
    72 votes

    I Don't Hate You Because You're Fat. You're Fat Because I Hate You.

    Jessica Lopez, Mean Girls
  • That's All You Got, Lady. Two Wrong Feet And F*cking Ugly Shoes.
    15
    68 votes

    That's All You Got, Lady. Two Wrong Feet And F*cking Ugly Shoes.

    Erin Brockovich, Erin Brockovich

  • Working Here Means Staying Within 10 Yards Of You. Frankly I'd Rather Have A Job Wiping Saddam Hussein's Ass.
    16
    67 votes

    Working Here Means Staying Within 10 Yards Of You. Frankly I'd Rather Have A Job Wiping Saddam Hussein's Ass.

    Bridget Jones, Bridget Jones' Diary

  • That Is The Ugliest Effing Skirt I've Ever Seen.
    17
    66 votes

    That Is The Ugliest Effing Skirt I've Ever Seen.

    Regina George, Mean Girls
  • Did You Have A Brain Tumor For Breakfast?
    18
    61 votes

    Did You Have A Brain Tumor For Breakfast?

    Heather Chandler, Heathers
  • Why Do You Have To Be Such A Megab*tch?
    19
    50 votes

    Why Do You Have To Be Such A Megab*tch?

    Veronica, Heathers
  • The Skin Under Your Eyes Is Starting To Look Like Hugh Hefner's Ballsack.
    20
    70 votes

    The Skin Under Your Eyes Is Starting To Look Like Hugh Hefner's Ballsack.

    Jacob Palmer, Crazy, Stupid, Love

  • She Could Be A Farmer In Those Clothes.
    21
    51 votes

    She Could Be A Farmer In Those Clothes.

    Amber, Clueless
  • You're Vapor, You're Spam, A Waste Of Perfectly Good Yearbook Space.
    22
    49 votes

    You're Vapor, You're Spam, A Waste Of Perfectly Good Yearbook Space.

    Taylor Vaughan, She's All That

  • I Don't Believe We've Met, What With The Cruel Politics Of High School And All.
    23
    45 votes

    I Don't Believe We've Met, What With The Cruel Politics Of High School And All.

    Courtney Shayne, Jawbreaker

  • Lick It Up Baby, Lick It Up
    24
    40 votes

    Lick It Up Baby, Lick It Up

    Veronica Sawyer, Heathers

  • You Were A Bluebird, A Brownie, A Girl Scout Cookie
    25
    42 votes

    You Were A Bluebird, A Brownie, A Girl Scout Cookie

    Heather Chandler, Heathers

  • Because That Vest Was Disgusting.
    26
    36 votes

    Because That Vest Was Disgusting.

    Regina George, Mean Girls
  • Tried To Still Our Bit, But You Look Like Sh*t
    27
    41 votes

    Tried To Still Our Bit, But You Look Like Sh*t

    The East Compton Clovers, Bring It On

  • I'm Glad Your Husband Died Because You're A F*cking A**hole, He Probably Killed Himself.
    28
    50 votes

    I'm Glad Your Husband Died Because You're A F*cking A**hole, He Probably Killed Himself.

    Catherine, This Is 40

  • Missy's The Poo, So Take A Big One.
    29
    38 votes

    Missy's The Poo, So Take A Big One.

    Torrance Shipman, Bring It On

  • You So Do Not Deserve To Be Prom Queen.
    30
    38 votes

    You So Do Not Deserve To Be Prom Queen.

    Jessica Alba, Never Been Kissed
  • Denise Fleming Is A Tampon
    31
    39 votes

    Denise Fleming Is A Tampon

    Kenny, Can't Hardly Wait