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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 13, 2024
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
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Penn Jillette (1955 - )  
I always find it more difficult to say the things I mean than the things I don't.
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W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965), The Painted Veil, 1925  
I hate women because they always know where things are.
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James Thurber (1894 - 1961)  
No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
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Judge Gideon J. Tucker  
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