In the Classical Era of 30 Second Spots, back when I composed them on a laptop at Starbucks, my titles were selected from snippets of overheard conversation. These days, composing at home, overheard conversations are hard to come by.
I started a new Spot on Monday. I needed a title in order to save the file. So, I walked into the other room, flipped on the television and the first words I heard were "You're blaming me for this." Great. Problem solved.
In case you need attribution, it was the Fox show TMZ. I turned the set off immediately. I have no clue what celebrity indiscretion was being blamed on whom.
Click here to hear You're Blaming Me For This by David Ocker
© March 25, 2014 - 59 seconds
Click here to hear more 30 Second Spots.
Since the title of the 30 Second Spot came from television, a video parody of a television commercial seems appropriate. It's flogging a big generic corporation. Yes, this is one of "those" commercials. You'll recognize the genre immediately.
Ask yourself: how interchangeable are big American corporations? Big corporations cannibalize one another with billion dollar buyouts. They keep getting bigger as their numbers decrease and they want you to like them no matter how evil they are.
We get shown an awful lot of this kind of crap these days. They're trying to project the humanity of the corporation. Corporations are trying to avoid getting blamed.
Legalistically corporations are supposed to be people too. I don't agree. It's just a convenience for business purposes. Sadly, right now, the Supreme Court is deciding whether corporations have religious rights.
You can find the script here. I found the video here.
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Wednesday, March 26, 2014
You're Blaming Me For This
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
More Musical Marketing Words
As a Mixed Meters occasional feature we present pictures of musically named products and companies. Or maybe it's a bug. Either way, if you've been waiting for another episode, wait no longer.
This time we have
This is the eighth episode in the series. See all of them.
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Term Tags: musical terminology. . . product names. . . opus numbers
This time we have
- A famous Austrian composer at the mall selling valuable things.
- A carbonated mixture of vodka and white wine which has become a simple and unconditional fusion melody.
- Three vegetarian combinations of a melodic nature. (It's a medley of medleys.)
- A work of art with Japanese raw fish and rice.
- Another work of art in financial services. (This one must be complicated because it requires a conductor holding a baton.)
- A studio where the conductor points to the performers just as they're supposed to start playing!!!
This is the eighth episode in the series. See all of them.
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Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Musical Terms in the Marketplace
It's another episode of a favorite on-going irregular MM feature. You can count on it to appear when my time is short and I need a simple post requiring minimal thought.
The previous installment featured only potable music and this time we drink in two more: a pluckable tequila and a liquid Italian opera composer, who, it turns out, goes over well with babies and children. Next are two masters of their art followed by two signs of a euphonious city. Also watch out for a smokin' military wake-up call and a garden variety string instrument for less than $5.
Finally, this collection ends with a cheesy pun.
You can see all of Mixed Meters' pictures showing products and companies with musical names. This post is the sixth in the series.
So who is the Young Maestro?
Musical Term Tags: musical terminology. . . product names
The previous installment featured only potable music and this time we drink in two more: a pluckable tequila and a liquid Italian opera composer, who, it turns out, goes over well with babies and children. Next are two masters of their art followed by two signs of a euphonious city. Also watch out for a smokin' military wake-up call and a garden variety string instrument for less than $5.
Finally, this collection ends with a cheesy pun.
You can see all of Mixed Meters' pictures showing products and companies with musical names. This post is the sixth in the series.
So who is the Young Maestro?
Musical Term Tags: musical terminology. . . product names
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Monday, September 05, 2011
On Labor Day, Think of the Problems of CEOs
In 1894, when the U.S. government decided on a holiday to celebrate working people, they picked a date in September instead of May first, the existing International Workers Day. They did this to avoid negative associations with the Haymarket massacre which happened at a union rally on May 1, 1886.
Over the years, of course, Labor Day has come to mean the end of summer and the beginning of school. In the business world it's the best excuse for a retail sale between the Fourth of July and Halloween.
Meanwhile labor union membership has shrunk and unions have (again) been cast as the economic villains in our society. There's the recent fight in Wisconsin to rescind public worker union's right to bargain collectively. A few nights ago there was a noose left at the Orange County Labor Federation. (Someone is trying to send a message. But, hey, if they don't like unions, let them go to work on Monday.)
So, in the context of Labor Day, I'd like to present links to several recent interesting articles about our Captains of Industry, the chief executive officers of wealthy, powerful corporations. These people who get paid a king's ransom to not hire people for menial jobs. In fact, these are the people who most likely celebrate the high level of unemployment in the U.S. because, if they should decide to hire some workers, they can more easily find desperate unemployed people willing to work cheap.
The four articles are:
Beauty Justifies Wealth is an article in the Democracy in America blog of The Economist. It is credited only to W.W. (possibly someone named Will Wilkinson). The subject is Steve Jobs, recently retired CEO of Apple, who has been canonized and beatified for giving the world computerized fetish objects and getting really wealthy doing it. (He's number 42 on the last Forbes 400 list.)
W.W. writes:
One in 25 business leaders may be a psychopath, study finds is an article in The Guardian. It details a psychological study which reports that some very successful people can hide their psychopathic behavior.
Here's a bonus article: Psychologists Explain Why Most Creative Executives Are Arrogant Jerks
Here's the definition of psychopathy from Wikipedia:
Study: Some US firms paid more to CEOs than taxes is a Reuters story. Here's the opening:
Remember that this is one out of 4 of highly paid executives. Only 1 out of 25 is a psychopath. But it stands to reason that there is at least one CEO in the top 100 who makes more salary than his company pays in taxes and is also a psychopath.
A Democratic representative wants to investigate. He wrote to the Republican chairman of his committee saying he wants
Sam Harris is an author who presents a ray of sanity and reason discussing the subjects of religion and morality. His article How Rich Is Too Rich wondered whether the vast disparity of wealth in our country would be allowed to continue. This is the context of Warren Buffet, the world's third richest man, who keeps telling us that he pays less percentage in taxes than his secretary. (And we, collectively, keep ignoring him.)
Sam Harris asks:
In the discussion of whether taxes are theft, or not, Harris writes:
Let me repeat the last sentence:
I doubt that the richest people in America, even if they could agree on what should be done, could solve our problems with their money. I think that a large part of America's problems is their money, the disparity of wealth between richest and poorest.
The twenty richest American's together have about 385.5 billion dollars in wealth (I quickly added up the figures from the Forbes list.) Wouldn't it be better for the country to have 385.5 billionaires, each with only a single billion, than to leave all that wealth with twenty people? (Try a little mental arithmetic to figure out how much One Billion Bucks is. An awful lot. Enough to retire on.)
Trust me, these people are never going to give up their money. They are driven, possibly by dark psychological forces or maybe just by greed, to acquire more and more. That's why it's my opinion, and a humble opinion because I know how unlikely this is, that the U.S. government should take their money away. Not all of it. Leave them a mere billion each, enough to survive with just one yacht and two vacation homes.
The mechanics of this are complex of course - but I'm talking fantasy, not tax code. Our government really does have the power to redistribute wealth. After all whoever said “No man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the Legislature is in session” spoke the truth.
Our government won't do anything like this unless the politicians realize that doing it is the only way to get reelected. In the era of unlimited political money that's never gonna happen.
Sorry to have bothered you with impossible ideas. Enjoy your day off. You get a lot less of them in the U.S. than in other rich countries. Go back to work tomorrow. Do your job. Don't complain.
Other MM rants on similar subjects:
House and Wooster and Income Disparity (It's not just a saying these days that "the rich get richer and the poor get poorer". Today it's more like an actual law.)
Eli Broad, Masterpieces, Money and Monuments (The fact that these valuable objects of art might be culturally meaningful in some non-monetary sense, if indeed they are, doesn't seem terribly important to him.)
Price Tags: wealth disparity. . . income disparity. . . CEO salaries. . . psychopaths. . . taxes
Over the years, of course, Labor Day has come to mean the end of summer and the beginning of school. In the business world it's the best excuse for a retail sale between the Fourth of July and Halloween.
Meanwhile labor union membership has shrunk and unions have (again) been cast as the economic villains in our society. There's the recent fight in Wisconsin to rescind public worker union's right to bargain collectively. A few nights ago there was a noose left at the Orange County Labor Federation. (Someone is trying to send a message. But, hey, if they don't like unions, let them go to work on Monday.)
So, in the context of Labor Day, I'd like to present links to several recent interesting articles about our Captains of Industry, the chief executive officers of wealthy, powerful corporations. These people who get paid a king's ransom to not hire people for menial jobs. In fact, these are the people who most likely celebrate the high level of unemployment in the U.S. because, if they should decide to hire some workers, they can more easily find desperate unemployed people willing to work cheap.
The four articles are:
- Beauty Justifies Wealth
- One in 25 business leaders may be a psychopath, study finds
- Study: Some US firms paid more to CEOs than taxes
- How Rich is Too Rich? and follow up: How to Lose Readers (Without Even Trying)
Beauty Justifies Wealth is an article in the Democracy in America blog of The Economist. It is credited only to W.W. (possibly someone named Will Wilkinson). The subject is Steve Jobs, recently retired CEO of Apple, who has been canonized and beatified for giving the world computerized fetish objects and getting really wealthy doing it. (He's number 42 on the last Forbes 400 list.)
W.W. writes:
Most technical writers would never say such a thing. If they did, Apple probably wouldn't send them any neat drool-inducing free products to review. Here's a tweet which W.W. wrote:It occurred to me that, as lovely as I find Apple's gizmos, Mr Jobs's wealth, like that of other billionaire barons of the information age, was built in no small part upon an intellectual-property regime that I and many others believe to retard progress while concentrating massive rewards upon a privileged few, generating unfair and unproductive inequality.
Class-war fact: Ruthlessly competitive, patent-monopolist, multi-billionaire executives are worth fawning over, if they've got design sense.
One in 25 business leaders may be a psychopath, study finds is an article in The Guardian. It details a psychological study which reports that some very successful people can hide their psychopathic behavior.
The survey suggests psychopaths are actually poor managerial performers but are adept at climbing the corporate ladder because they can cover up their weaknesses by subtly charming superiors and subordinates. This makes it almost impossible to distinguish between a genuinely talented team leader and a psychopath.The study also reports that 1% of all Americans are psychopaths.
Here's a bonus article: Psychologists Explain Why Most Creative Executives Are Arrogant Jerks
Here's the definition of psychopathy from Wikipedia:
Psychopathy is a mental disorder characterized primarily by a lack of empathy and remorse, shallow emotions, egocentricity, and deceptiveness. Psychopaths are highly prone to antisocial behavior and abusive treatment of others, and are very disproportionately responsible for violent crime. Though lacking empathy and emotional depth, they often manage to pass themselves off as normal people by feigning emotions and lying about their pasts.
Study: Some US firms paid more to CEOs than taxes is a Reuters story. Here's the opening:
Twenty-five of the 100 highest paid U.S. CEOs earned more last year than their companies paid in federal income tax, a pay study said Wednesday. It also found many of the companies spent more on lobbying than they did on taxes.
Remember that this is one out of 4 of highly paid executives. Only 1 out of 25 is a psychopath. But it stands to reason that there is at least one CEO in the top 100 who makes more salary than his company pays in taxes and is also a psychopath.
A Democratic representative wants to investigate. He wrote to the Republican chairman of his committee saying he wants
to examine the extent to which the problems in CEO compensation that led to the economic crisis continue to exist today.Good luck with that. The chairman himself is a highly paid corporate executive. Notice that he doesn't want to investigate whether CEO compensation led to our crisis. That's a given. He just wonders whether the problem still exists. (Yes it does.)
Sam Harris is an author who presents a ray of sanity and reason discussing the subjects of religion and morality. His article How Rich Is Too Rich wondered whether the vast disparity of wealth in our country would be allowed to continue. This is the context of Warren Buffet, the world's third richest man, who keeps telling us that he pays less percentage in taxes than his secretary. (And we, collectively, keep ignoring him.)
Sam Harris asks:
But the article which actually caught my eye was Harris' follow-up How to Lose Readers (Without Even Trying) in which he described some of the looney, knee-jerk responses that first post got.How much wealth can one person be allowed to keep? A trillion dollars? Ten trillion? (Fifty trillion is the current GDP of Earth.) Granted, there will be some limit to how fully wealth can concentrate in any society, for the richest possible person must still spend money on something, thereby spreading wealth to others. But there is nothing to prevent the ultra rich from cooking all their meals at home, using vegetables grown in their own gardens, and investing the majority of their assets in China
In the discussion of whether taxes are theft, or not, Harris writes:
Many of my critics imagine that they have no stake in the well-being of others. How could they possibly benefit from other people getting first-rate educations? How could they be harmed if the next generation is hurled into poverty and despair? Why should anyone care about other people’s children? It amazes me that such questions require answers.
Would Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft, rather have $10 billion in a country where the maximum number of people are prepared to do creative work? Or would he rather have $20 billion in a country with the wealth inequality of an African dictatorship and commensurate levels of crime? I’d wager he would pick door number #1. But if he wouldn’t, I maintain that it is only rational and decent for Uncle Sam to pick it for him.
Let me repeat the last sentence:
But if he wouldn’t, I maintain that it is only rational and decent for Uncle Sam to pick it for him.
I doubt that the richest people in America, even if they could agree on what should be done, could solve our problems with their money. I think that a large part of America's problems is their money, the disparity of wealth between richest and poorest.
The twenty richest American's together have about 385.5 billion dollars in wealth (I quickly added up the figures from the Forbes list.) Wouldn't it be better for the country to have 385.5 billionaires, each with only a single billion, than to leave all that wealth with twenty people? (Try a little mental arithmetic to figure out how much One Billion Bucks is. An awful lot. Enough to retire on.)
Trust me, these people are never going to give up their money. They are driven, possibly by dark psychological forces or maybe just by greed, to acquire more and more. That's why it's my opinion, and a humble opinion because I know how unlikely this is, that the U.S. government should take their money away. Not all of it. Leave them a mere billion each, enough to survive with just one yacht and two vacation homes.
The mechanics of this are complex of course - but I'm talking fantasy, not tax code. Our government really does have the power to redistribute wealth. After all whoever said “No man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the Legislature is in session” spoke the truth.
Our government won't do anything like this unless the politicians realize that doing it is the only way to get reelected. In the era of unlimited political money that's never gonna happen.
Sorry to have bothered you with impossible ideas. Enjoy your day off. You get a lot less of them in the U.S. than in other rich countries. Go back to work tomorrow. Do your job. Don't complain.
Other MM rants on similar subjects:
House and Wooster and Income Disparity (It's not just a saying these days that "the rich get richer and the poor get poorer". Today it's more like an actual law.)
Eli Broad, Masterpieces, Money and Monuments (The fact that these valuable objects of art might be culturally meaningful in some non-monetary sense, if indeed they are, doesn't seem terribly important to him.)
Price Tags: wealth disparity. . . income disparity. . . CEO salaries. . . psychopaths. . . taxes
Monday, February 28, 2011
More Musical Signs
Mixed Meters has had several on-going photo series. For example, there was Fallen Avocados, Blank Wall and Bunnies and Balloons. No, these don't make much sense. Why would you expect this blog to make sense?
Another series involves pictures of business or product signs which use musical terminology. Apparently many musical words hold some mysterious fascination for the non-musical. Maybe musical words increase sales.
This post is the fourth in a series. In part one we learned the words trio, forte, cornet, arpeggio, aria and allegro. In part two there was koda, tritono and concerto. Part three included melody, allegro, opera, counterpoint, cantata and Amadeus.
Today's word list includes several musical forms: aria, sonata and symphony plus one which contains only an opening movement. There's a score, one on which it is forbidden to walk, plus parts. I think these parts are for the sonata in the previous picture. And finally there's a musical apartment building moving at a speed related to its latitude.
Do you wonder what The 1st Movement or Vizual Symphony do?
Yes, you can click on any picture to embiggen it.
All of the pictures were taken in Pasadena, CA.
Tags North: Musical Terminology
Another series involves pictures of business or product signs which use musical terminology. Apparently many musical words hold some mysterious fascination for the non-musical. Maybe musical words increase sales.
This post is the fourth in a series. In part one we learned the words trio, forte, cornet, arpeggio, aria and allegro. In part two there was koda, tritono and concerto. Part three included melody, allegro, opera, counterpoint, cantata and Amadeus.
Today's word list includes several musical forms: aria, sonata and symphony plus one which contains only an opening movement. There's a score, one on which it is forbidden to walk, plus parts. I think these parts are for the sonata in the previous picture. And finally there's a musical apartment building moving at a speed related to its latitude.
Do you wonder what The 1st Movement or Vizual Symphony do?
Yes, you can click on any picture to embiggen it.
All of the pictures were taken in Pasadena, CA.
Tags North: Musical Terminology
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Friday, December 11, 2009
Classical Music Sells Out
Here's a list. Go ahead, take a guess what it is.
If you're the sort of classical musician who isn't bothered by this I suggest you watch Bond (a high-heeled string quartet, #10 above) perform this excerpt from a well-known classical warhorse. Be sure to listen at least until the drums enter.
Sales Tags: Billboard charts. . . top classical artists. . . death of classical music
- Josh Groban
- Andrea Bocelli
- Il Divo
- Charlotte Church
- Sarah Brightman
- Yo-Yo Ma
- The Baby Einstein Music Box Orchestra
- Luciano Pavarotti
- London Symphony Orchestra
- Bond
- Russell Watson
- Andre Rieu
- John Williams
- Paul Potts
- Joshua Bell
- Mormon Tabernacle Choir
- Sting
- Renee Fleming
- Hayley Westenra
- Placido Domingo
- Amici Forever
- Richard Joo
- Daniel Rodriguez
- Celilia Bartoli
- Ronan Tynan
If you're the sort of classical musician who isn't bothered by this I suggest you watch Bond (a high-heeled string quartet, #10 above) perform this excerpt from a well-known classical warhorse. Be sure to listen at least until the drums enter.
Sales Tags: Billboard charts. . . top classical artists. . . death of classical music
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Musical Signs
Check out a tuneful restaurant, ride in a fast RV, buy some fancy clothing, enjoy wine with multiple voices, sip some Bachian java or relax in Mozartean elegance.
This is the third of a series. In part one we learned the words trio, forte, cornet, arpeggio, aria and allegro. In part two there was koda, tritono and concerto.
This is the third of a series. In part one we learned the words trio, forte, cornet, arpeggio, aria and allegro. In part two there was koda, tritono and concerto.
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Monday, April 27, 2009
Musical Merchandizing
This is a sequel to Musical Merchants, seen earlier in Mixed Meters: pictures of products or businesses with names drawn from musical terminology.
Here are two bottles of wine "Koda" and "TriTono" (which both have appropriate musical notation on their labels) and a struggling downtown Los Angeles housing complex called "Concerto". Click pictures for enlargementation.
Meanwhile, my three regular readers may have noticed that Mixed Meters seems to have gone into hiatus. This is because I work for a living. In the last week or so I've been able to prioritize my free time for a little bit of composing and a daily update to Mixed Messages which is also available in the right-hand column here and on Networked Blogs on Facebook. Why not check that out?
Here are two bottles of wine "Koda" and "TriTono" (which both have appropriate musical notation on their labels) and a struggling downtown Los Angeles housing complex called "Concerto". Click pictures for enlargementation.
Meanwhile, my three regular readers may have noticed that Mixed Meters seems to have gone into hiatus. This is because I work for a living. In the last week or so I've been able to prioritize my free time for a little bit of composing and a daily update to Mixed Messages which is also available in the right-hand column here and on Networked Blogs on Facebook. Why not check that out?
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Saturday, February 07, 2009
Musical Merchants
Which of these musical terms:
All the pictures were taken in Pasadena or South Pasadena and will enlarge if you click on them.
- Allegro
- Aria
- Arpeggio
- Cornet
- Forte
- Trio
- your coffee
- your bridal shop
- your apartment building
- your building
- your beauty shop
- your other apartment building?
All the pictures were taken in Pasadena or South Pasadena and will enlarge if you click on them.
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Monday, July 09, 2007
Consuming Music - Starbucks, Apple and Old Pasadena
AWFUL STARBUCKS MUSIC DRIVES ME TO IPOD
Over the years I've had surprisingly few issues with the music selection in my local Starbucks. Except at Christmas time, of course. Here's an early MM post about that. And another. And here's my own vaguely Christmas-related music.
Recently, however, there seems to be a New Starbucks Music Selection Policy. This began about the time they played one perfectly execrable Paul McCartney album and nothing else for an entire day, Instead of playing a different artist every song for a period of time (usually in related genres) they now play a few songs by one artist in a fixed sequence. And they play the sequence over and over.
Guess what! Those very songs are on albums for sale right there in Starbucks- what a surprise! Starbucks has to make a buck.
One artist in current rotation is Willie Nelson - never one of my faves - but I can tolerate a few tracks every year or so. After several dozen hearings in just weeks I made up my mind to get an iPod of my own. I borrowed Leslie's for a few days to test the idea. I settled on a 8-gig Nano. I'm not an early adopter of tech items but iPod is entrenched enough for even non-trendy people like me.
BUYING AN IPOD in OLD PASADENA
On Monday I set out for the official Apple Store in the trendy part of town, OLD PASADENA (usually referred to by us locals as OLD TOWN).
Any capitalist would regard Old Town as a huge success. Years ago it was:
A few doors down from Tiffany's the Apple Store was a-hoppin' on a Monday morning. There was a line at the counter and activity everywhere in the store. Of course there was a "how to use your iPhone" class in the back.
When I got to the front of the line I told the chipper young lady that I wanted an 8-gig Nano. I handed over my card, told her I preferred a red one and a paper, not email, receipt. She simply reached under the counter and produced my iPod. I declined the shopping bag because I could put the whole Nano box in my pocket. I was back on the street in minutes.
I walked to the Old Town Starbucks (the one which does not provide a rest room for customers because of, they say, historic preservation laws). My Starbucks purchase took longer and required me to answer more questions than I had encountered at Apple. But otherwise it was pretty much the same. The clerk was even happier and more upbeat.
I left Old Town in a sullen mood, feeling slightly dirty for doing my patriotic consumerist duty and running the corporate gauntlet. That's also sort of the same way I feel at Disneyland.
Once I was driving past auto repair garages and little shops and churches I've never been been inside of and never will, I relaxed.
POSITIVE REACTIONS TO THE IPOD and HOPES FOR THE FUTURE
As a PC user I find any product that's both elegant and functional seems quite novel. The iPod box boasts "Designed by Apple in California". I hope the design team got extra cookies. And it's so small, easy to use and sounds good. It has reinforced my hope that my next new computer will be a Mac.
The box also says "Like a fine pair of jeans, iPod nano colors may vary and change over time." So my red iPod is going to fade? Would it help if I wash it only in cold water?
Initially I picked a couple dozen favorites albums, ones I'm sure I'll enjoy repeatedly, to load into it. I'll use this music to adjust to using my new device. These albums take about one fifth of total memory. The remaining space will be for unfamiliar music.
THE INITIAL FAVORITE ALBUM LIST
At the beginning of Mixed Meters I started a list of "David's Favorite Music" - there are still only two entries - Karnak and Mingus. Hopefully this iPod will prompt me to expand that list. The order of these albums means something - not sure what - but something.
StarPod Pasadena Tags: iPod. . . Starbucks. . . Old Pasadena. . . consumerism. . . favorite music
Except for the stack of compact discs and Chowderhead with the iPod and coffee, all pictures were taken somewhere in Old Pasadena. Click to enlarge.
Over the years I've had surprisingly few issues with the music selection in my local Starbucks. Except at Christmas time, of course. Here's an early MM post about that. And another. And here's my own vaguely Christmas-related music.
Recently, however, there seems to be a New Starbucks Music Selection Policy. This began about the time they played one perfectly execrable Paul McCartney album and nothing else for an entire day, Instead of playing a different artist every song for a period of time (usually in related genres) they now play a few songs by one artist in a fixed sequence. And they play the sequence over and over.
Guess what! Those very songs are on albums for sale right there in Starbucks- what a surprise! Starbucks has to make a buck.
One artist in current rotation is Willie Nelson - never one of my faves - but I can tolerate a few tracks every year or so. After several dozen hearings in just weeks I made up my mind to get an iPod of my own. I borrowed Leslie's for a few days to test the idea. I settled on a 8-gig Nano. I'm not an early adopter of tech items but iPod is entrenched enough for even non-trendy people like me.
BUYING AN IPOD in OLD PASADENA
On Monday I set out for the official Apple Store in the trendy part of town, OLD PASADENA (usually referred to by us locals as OLD TOWN).
Any capitalist would regard Old Town as a huge success. Years ago it was:
- dilapidated old buildings,
- interesting funky shops,
- cheap restaurants,
- too few parking places
- plus a pawn shop and an adult bookstore.
- elegantly refurbished old buildings,
- expensive, upscale shops (Tiffanys is the highest note on the scale at the moment),
- countless trendy restaurants (mostly Italian),
- too few parking places
- plus a pawn shop and an adult bookstore.
A few doors down from Tiffany's the Apple Store was a-hoppin' on a Monday morning. There was a line at the counter and activity everywhere in the store. Of course there was a "how to use your iPhone" class in the back.
When I got to the front of the line I told the chipper young lady that I wanted an 8-gig Nano. I handed over my card, told her I preferred a red one and a paper, not email, receipt. She simply reached under the counter and produced my iPod. I declined the shopping bag because I could put the whole Nano box in my pocket. I was back on the street in minutes.
I walked to the Old Town Starbucks (the one which does not provide a rest room for customers because of, they say, historic preservation laws). My Starbucks purchase took longer and required me to answer more questions than I had encountered at Apple. But otherwise it was pretty much the same. The clerk was even happier and more upbeat.
The two purchases seemed identical in style and format even though I spent almost exactly 100 times more at Apple than at Starbucks.
I left Old Town in a sullen mood, feeling slightly dirty for doing my patriotic consumerist duty and running the corporate gauntlet. That's also sort of the same way I feel at Disneyland.
Once I was driving past auto repair garages and little shops and churches I've never been been inside of and never will, I relaxed.
POSITIVE REACTIONS TO THE IPOD and HOPES FOR THE FUTURE
As a PC user I find any product that's both elegant and functional seems quite novel. The iPod box boasts "Designed by Apple in California". I hope the design team got extra cookies. And it's so small, easy to use and sounds good. It has reinforced my hope that my next new computer will be a Mac.
The box also says "Like a fine pair of jeans, iPod nano colors may vary and change over time." So my red iPod is going to fade? Would it help if I wash it only in cold water?
Initially I picked a couple dozen favorites albums, ones I'm sure I'll enjoy repeatedly, to load into it. I'll use this music to adjust to using my new device. These albums take about one fifth of total memory. The remaining space will be for unfamiliar music.
There is an awful lot of different music out there which I haven't heard yet. I'm still curious about a huge percentage of it.And I have Willie Nelson and some corporate music flack at Starbucks to thank for this. But I won't be buying albums at Starbucks, of course, and I probably won't be buying mp3s at iTunes. I can only survive so much of that dirty "good Consumer" feeling.
THE INITIAL FAVORITE ALBUM LIST
At the beginning of Mixed Meters I started a list of "David's Favorite Music" - there are still only two entries - Karnak and Mingus. Hopefully this iPod will prompt me to expand that list. The order of these albums means something - not sure what - but something.
- Astor Piazzolla - La Camorra
- Karnak - Os Piratas Do Karnak (both discs)
- Charles Mingus - Mingus Ah Um (original release)
- J.S. Bach - The Goldberg Variations - Glenn Gould (1981)
- Cicala Mvta - Ohkuma Wataru Unit - Deko boko
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Sunday, December 10, 2006
Philip Glass enjoys a Cutty Sark
Here's a picture of me in college - May 1973 (i.e. just before I graduated) in my 3rd Watson dorm room - standing in front of my found object wall collage and also in front of my liquor collection - of which I was considerably more proud.
Okay, I'm a pack rat. Not as much as Leslie who is a professional pack rat, but it's hard for me to throw stuff out. For 20 years I've kept several large boxes filled with family picture albums - stuff my Mother collected.
For the last few years one of those boxes has sat smack dab in the middle of my office, serving only as cat bed and claw sharpener. I've resolved to reorganize the stuff. Get it out of the way. Scan some of it into the computer. Clutter up my hard drive.
For some reason there was an envelope in the box with pieces from another collage from the early 80's. This one was mostly printed matter - but the idea was the same: stuff which should have been discarded juxtaposed irrationally. It's an offline analog weblog - without the web. Can I call it an "analblog"? Someone stop me before I compare it to Mixed Meters.
This Philip Glass advertisement for Cutty Sark was part of that 80's collage. It came from the October 25, 1982 Newsweek. It's still just as slyly hysterical to me as it was then. I want to share it with both of my readers.
I'll input the entire text below so the web-crawlers can enjoy it. Click on it for an enlarged version.
Using composers to sell alcohol? Who would have thought. Click here to read about Freak Out Ale. I tried to buy some -- failed.
One more thing - on the reverse of this page is an ad for "Record a Call" - a telephone answering machine. Young people today have no idea how impressed their free-lancing elders were with telephone answering machines. My first one, several years before this, cost about $400. That's about $1000 in today's money -click here to see how I calculated that.
Something called "Record a Call" still exists. Click here.
The text of the Cutty Sark ad:
(The copyright must be of the completely illegible music behind his head in the painting which is attributed to "Lettick".)
And the Record a Call ad:
P.S. Leslie actually claims she (and all taxonomists) are pack rats genetically - evolved from Neotoma. Personally, I think she's kidding.
Other Mixed Meters Posts which may (or may not) be of interest:
Christina Aguilera does the Boogie Woogie Rating the music of J.S.Bach versus the music of ABBA Mingus Mingus Epitaph Terry Riley's In C as Classical Music? A New Rhapsody in Blue - with improvisation Selling Nike Shoes with a Hip Hop Dies Irae
Okay, I'm a pack rat. Not as much as Leslie who is a professional pack rat, but it's hard for me to throw stuff out. For 20 years I've kept several large boxes filled with family picture albums - stuff my Mother collected.
For the last few years one of those boxes has sat smack dab in the middle of my office, serving only as cat bed and claw sharpener. I've resolved to reorganize the stuff. Get it out of the way. Scan some of it into the computer. Clutter up my hard drive.
For some reason there was an envelope in the box with pieces from another collage from the early 80's. This one was mostly printed matter - but the idea was the same: stuff which should have been discarded juxtaposed irrationally. It's an offline analog weblog - without the web. Can I call it an "analblog"? Someone stop me before I compare it to Mixed Meters.
This Philip Glass advertisement for Cutty Sark was part of that 80's collage. It came from the October 25, 1982 Newsweek. It's still just as slyly hysterical to me as it was then. I want to share it with both of my readers.
I'll input the entire text below so the web-crawlers can enjoy it. Click on it for an enlarged version.
Using composers to sell alcohol? Who would have thought. Click here to read about Freak Out Ale. I tried to buy some -- failed.
One more thing - on the reverse of this page is an ad for "Record a Call" - a telephone answering machine. Young people today have no idea how impressed their free-lancing elders were with telephone answering machines. My first one, several years before this, cost about $400. That's about $1000 in today's money -click here to see how I calculated that.
Something called "Record a Call" still exists. Click here.
The text of the Cutty Sark ad:
HERE'S TO THOSE WHO CAN MAKE HISTORY OUT OF THE SAME 12 NOTES.
Until his late twenties, Philip Glass was a typical bright young composer. Foundations showered grants on him for writing music in a conventional, somewhat imitative style.
Then, Glass found his own style. Its roots lay in eastern as well as western music, and it was fresh, original and unexpected. In music circles, it was unacceptable. All the grants stopped.
But that didn't stop Glass. He found other ways to fund his work. One was driving a taxi.
Today, the music establishment has changed its tune. Philip Glass is considered one of the foremost serious composers in America, with an audience so large and so diverse it even includes rock fans.
Success hasn't made Glass any less of a maverick. But for all the traditions he breaks, there's one he respects. At the end of the day, he enjoys a Cutty Sark.
The Scotch with a following of leaders. CUTTY SARK
(at the top) 86 proof blended scotch whisky distilled and bottled in Scotland. Imported by the Buckingham Corporation New York, N.Y.
Copyright 1976 Philip Glass
(The copyright must be of the completely illegible music behind his head in the painting which is attributed to "Lettick".)
And the Record a Call ad:
Do you miss your boss?
Not everything that happens in business happens before 5:30 p.m.
When you're not home when your boss calls, it could be a problem.
A telephone answering machine is your answer.
And nothing can keep you and your boss in touch as easily and efficiently as Record a Call. Thanks to the advanced micro-computer technology of our new model 580 shown.
And you can get your messages by remote control without going home.
So see the full line of Record a Calls at your dealer. And hear what you've been missing.
Record a Call
Because people are too good to miss.
T.A.D. Avanti, Inc., 19200 Laurel Park Rd., Compton, CA 90220. For dealer nearest you call toll-free 800-421-2412 (in California, Alaska & Hawaii call collect 213-603-9393).
P.S. Leslie actually claims she (and all taxonomists) are pack rats genetically - evolved from Neotoma. Personally, I think she's kidding.
Other Mixed Meters Posts which may (or may not) be of interest:
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