Child Chatter

Idea stolen from the beautiful and talented Holli



Driving back from the supermarket on Sunday I caught my son's eyes in the rear view mirror.


Son - You smiling Mom?


Me - Yes, baby! I am smiling.


Son - We have fun times Mommy.


Me - (Heart swelling out of my chest) Yes, sweetie, we DO have fun times.



Changing my son's diaper this morning...


Son - Change my diaper?


Me - Ok, lie down


Son - I've got a big butt


Me - No honey, you have a little butt. Where do you get this stuff from?


Son - You've got a big butt mommy?


Me - (inside my head; "You've got that straight!") No honey. We don't go around telling people they have big butts.


Son - You have a small butt mommy?


Me - Yup, honey I do but we don't go around talking about people's butts. Ok?



Driving my son to school this morning, I listened to him talk with his sister. He says words and then she says the same word back.


Son - Lake


Baby girl - Wake


Son- Cat-eh-pill-ah


Baby girl - catefiler


Son - Sun


Baby girl - Sun


Son- Dog


Baby girl - Dog


Son - Cow


Baby girl - Cow, moo moo


Son - Very good, well done. Awesome job. You are a big boy


Me - Very nice. Thanks for being so encouraging but she is a girl