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A horse walks into a bar

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Because I'm an alcoholic and it's killing my family."
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Two scientists walk into a bar.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one says "I'll have some H2O too." The bartender gives them both water as serving hydrogen peroxide at a bar would be both illogical and dangerous.
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How do you get two whales in a car?

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Q: How do you get two whales in a car? A: Start in England and drive west.
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What did the suicidal function say?

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Q: What did the suicidal function say? A: "GOODBYE WORLD"
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Two clowns are eating a cannibal...

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Two clowns are eating a cannibal, one says to the other, "I think we got this joke wrong."
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This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside...

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This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force
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My pet light bulb is a year old today

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My pet light bulb is a year old today. That's 5.9 trillion miles in light years. Your mileage may vary.
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The shortest distance between two points

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The shortest distance between two points is under construction
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All that glitters...

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All that glitters has a high refractive index
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