Showing posts with label John Medd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Medd. Show all posts

Monday, 13 May 2024

Who's gonna pay attention to your dreams?


I finally got round to reading a brilliant book that's been on my shelves for more years than I care to remember. 'Duel - And Other Stories of the Road' is a collection of short stories that loosely fall under a banner, I'm calling, Auto Noir. It's a collection from 1987 curated by William Pattrick and is crammed to the rafters with cracking good reads, all paying homage to the road and the vehicles thereupon. Charles Beaumont, Roald Dahl and Stephen King are all in there but it's Richard Matheson's masterpiece from 1971 that gets top billing: Duel first appeared in Playboy magazine (and anthologised for the first time here), tells the story of one man driving to a sales meeting on a very ordinary day & being stalked by a crazed tanker lorry driver on the open road in California - in broad daylight. Like the film, Stephen Spielberg's first ever movie, it's utterly compelling. And very chilling. Unlike my California road trip in 2022. And James' in 2020; both recorded for posterity above.

Duel - Official Trailer (1971)


Richard Matheson (1926-2013)
Dennis Hopper (1936-2010)

Thursday, 22 February 2024

It's all about me

It's all about me (1)

The crudely cropped Facebook screen grab says it all really. A collection of my photographs will be on display at The Abdication in Nottingham for the month of March. We're having a launch next Wednesday 28 February from 7pm. All welcome! 


It's all about me (2)  

I'm fascinated by AI. Fascinated with what it can do. Fascinated with what it might be able to do in the future. And fascinated (actually, make that slightly worried) about how it will affect us all going forward.

I know I often ask you to indulge me (thank you) and here I am asking you again (you love me really). A little earlier I 'asked' Bing (other AI portals are available) to 'write a blog in the style of John Medd.' This is what happened: 

“A Musical Odyssey: From Eno to ABC” 

Today, let’s embark on a musical journey—a voyage through soundscapes that resonate with nostalgia and innovation. Buckle up, dear readers, as we traverse the cosmos of melodies and memories. Two Enos for the Price of One It’s been a while since I’ve posted anything on the long-running Monday Long Song thread. Let me rectify that today. In 1983, Brian Eno and his brother Roger joined forces with producer Daniel Lanois to create a spectacular soundtrack album. The occasion? To commemorate a planned film celebrating the Apollo space program. One track from this celestial symphony stands out: “An Ending.” It’s not only part of that album but has also found new life in other films, including “Traffic” and “Trainspotting.” Yet, never quite like this. Clocking in at 57 minutes, I present to you Monday’s Long Song: 🎵 Brian Eno & Roger Eno - An Ending (1983) 🎵 Watch on YouTube And while we’re on the subject of Brian Peter George St. John le Baptiste de la Salle Eno, who among you would like to behold one of his sexy Eno signature limited-edition turntables? It might seem pricey at £20K, but I dare say it’s a bargain (assuming I subsist on tinned baked beans for life and live in my car). Feast your eyes on this sonic marvel: 🎶 BRIAN ENO, “Turntable” (2021) 🎶 !Eno Turntable 

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If you were stopped on the street tomorrow and asked to name three bands that dominated the singles charts in the '80s, your trio would likely include Spandau Ballet, the Police, and Wham. But let’s not forget ABC—the architects of infectious tunes and chart-topping hits. According to my trusty Guinness Book of British Hit Singles, ABC spent nearly 90 weeks on the charts between 1981 and 1990. Impressive, right? But ABC wasn’t merely a singles band. Their albums were treasure troves of musical gems. So why did it take me forty-odd years to witness their live performance? A good question—one I can’t quite explain. Nevertheless, fate intervened, and on Tuesday, I broke my duck. From my vantage point in Row A of the Upper Circle, I witnessed a masterclass in showcasing 40 years of tune-smithery. The formula was simple yet sublime: the Southbank Sinfonia (a 35-piece orchestra conducted by Anne Dudley) teased us with a five-minute classical snapshot in the first half. Then, the band took the stage, playing the “ABC Songbook.” Hits like “When Smokey Sings,” “The Night You Murdered Love,” “Be Near Me,” and “Viva Love” filled the air. After a twenty-minute interval (just enough time for a white Magnum ice cream), it was time for the main course—the groundbreaking debut album: 🎤 Lexicon of Love 🎤 They played it in its entirety, and the crowd knew every word by heart. For those in the stalls, it wasn’t their first rodeo. Martin Fry’s voice held up, and the 2,000-strong audience provided a perfect backdrop for any notes he dared to tackle.

Anyway, dear readers, that’s my musical escapade for today. Until next time, keep your ears attuned to the symphony of life. — John Medd P.S. If you’re curious about my dotage and other musings, feel free to explore my blog. And remember, even monkeys fall out of trees.

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What did you think? I can see what it's done: it's stitched together two of my recent blog posts, changed some of the text around  and given it a formal beginning and end (something  I don't always bother with). As I was watching it 'type' in real time - the whole thing took less than 30 seconds - I thought to myself 'I'm redundant!'.

Sunday, 22 October 2023

Amen


The news coming out of Gaza isn't good. The indiscriminate loss of life on both sides is nothing short of heartbreaking. And what are they fighting for? Religion? Land? Territory? Power? Who knows. As long as I continue to draw breath I have no earthly understanding as to why anyone would chose to pick up a weapon and kill his fellow man. I'm currently watching Once Upon Time in Northern Ireland and to see the deep rooted hatred that fuelled Catholics and Protestants alike over 50 years ago (and, in some cases, still fuelling them now) defies comprehension. What would the big man upstairs have to say if we were to put a call in?

The Chi-Lites - There Will Never Be Any Peace (Until God is Seated at the Conference Table*) - 1974


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Speaking of God. I was at a rather lovely beer festival yesterday (yes, I know, all beer festivals are lovely). But this one was being held in a rather spectacular church. An imaginative way of utilising a building that probably lies dormant six days of the week. And if I felt in any way uneasy about strapping a few on in the House of the Lord (which I didn't, but let's for argument's sake say that I did) then this note in the front of yesterday's Festival Programme written by the Parish Priest, would certainly have allayed  any fears I may have had: 

"So why allow beer in church? Well, the church has had a long history in the creation of beer, and some of the finest beers in the world are still brewed in monasteries, and so we always start our festival by blessing the beer - 

'Bless, O Lord, this creature beer, which thou hast designed to produce from the fat of grain: that it may be a salutary remedy to the human race, and grant through invocation of thy holy name; that, whoever shall drink it, may gain health in body and peace in soul. Through Christ our Lord. Amen.'"

Amen, indeed. I'll drink to that. And, indeed, I did.

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You may or may not be interested to learn that I have a new collection of photographs published this week. It brings together for the first time many of my favourite images; from Art Deco buildings in Dublin to palm trees in Los Angeles. It's called Battersea & Beyond and can be ordered directly from yours truly for £9.99 + shipping. (PayPal or Postal Order!)
Ping me an email - john@johnmedd.com - if you'd like a copy. I'll even sign it if you so desire.





* I very nearly went with Nick Lowe's version; stripped down and stark. As you'd expect.


Monday, 23 August 2021

Getting the band back together


The Reunion

It's Friday evening in a sleepy Lincolnshire market town. Pop Medd is playing host to his two sons - they're jetting in from nearby Nottinghamshire and Rutland - and making up the quartet is his grandson - training it all the way from Greater Manchester. It'll be the first time all four of them have been in the same room since January 2016 - that's  five and a half years in anyone's language. Added to which it's the first time young James has had a beer in Grantham on a Friday night; his last visit being his grandma's funeral back in July '15.

So what brought about this multigenerational gathering of 'lads' - age range 31 to 85 - all bearing the same four letter surname? As has been touched upon round these parts previously, apart from me and James (my son, Pop's grandson) we Medds are not what you'd call tight knit; not by a long chalk. However, I think, deep down, we all wish we probably were; it's just that nobody wants to admit it. 

And was the night an unqualified success? No, not really. But it was good fun nonetheless. There was plenty of laughter - mainly at Pop's expense - he was (quite literally at one point) the fall guy. Did the two brothers bicker; yes, of course they did. But, and here's the thing, they both regretted it deeply afterwards. Always the way. Bloody drink. But James was the glue that kept the whole thing together; if he reads this he'll probably say "was I?", but his presence probably kept the evening on the rails. 

Best gag of the night? Well, that would be mine - obviously: in one of the many hostelries we frequented the subject of where we'd be dining later was discussed: it was decreed that we'd go to a Nepalese restaurant called Everest - "So that would make this place Base Camp," I said. These are the jokes, as Ronnie Scott used to say.

My duck curry was perfect. The taxi back to Pop's was eventful. And the Mario Lanza and Jimmy Young on the sterogram fitted the mood at the end of the night perfectly. We'll skip over the last bit when the brothers tried to turn everything serious over too many tumblers of whisky and fast forward instead to 9am...

After a Full English, and hugs all round, we parted company, still bleary eyed, with flimsy promises about "doing it again" and "not leaving it so long next time." Maybe, let's wait and see shall we?


Friday, 19 March 2021

Menacing



I was made aware this week of a rather significant (and genuinely newsworthy) anniversary: My childhood hero Dennis the Menace has just celebrated a significant birthday. Apparently, young Dennis first graced the hallowed pages of The Beano on 12 March 1951, so I make that 70 years. And because he arrived as a fully formed 10 year old that would make him 80 if he's a day. 
I began reading about the naughty schoolboy's scrapes in the late 1960s when I was a little bit younger than him; though, I've got to hand it to him, he's aged a lot better than me.
Along with The Dandy (for my younger bro) I remember both comics dropping on our doormat religiously every Thursday morning. Looking back I don't think my parents cancelled the subscriptions at the local newsagent till both my brother and I were well into our teens; I would often find dad poring over one or the other in his favourite armchair, guffawing loudly. Happy Birthday, Dennis! 



Monday, 2 December 2019

In the Can


I've been chronicled. It was all very painless, I can assure you. Let me explain - over the last couple of years filmmaker Steve Oliver has been chronicling local musicians for an online series of short films he puts up on Youtube under the banner The Random Sessions. Shot in one of Nottingham's finest watering holes the format couldn't be simpler: three tunes (two originals and a cover), a couple of beers and a bit of inter-song chit chat and, hey, before you know it, Episode 89 was in the can. A big thank you to Steve - it was great fun to do.

Saturday, 3 August 2019

Just Who is the 5 O'Clock Hero?


Once again I'm looking forward to combining two of my favourite pastimes - music and beer: I've been added to the bill at Nottingham's Bar 71 on Sunday 25 August. It's a Bank Holiday, so the atmosphere should be quite special. 

Bar 71 is a thriving community micro-pub a mile or so from the city centre (and conveniently a mere hop, skip & a jump from where I live). The incomparable Paul Carbuncle is compering the event and headlining too.

I think I'm on at 5pm. Promises to be a great day.


Saturday, 20 April 2019

Making an exhibition of myself


A collection of my photographs is currently being exhibited at A Room Full of Butterflies in Nottingham. A big thank you to Andy Welch at the gallery; Andy thought my 'Bio' was too self deprecating, so has asked me to have another go and big myself up. We'll see.


A Room Full of Butterflies
632 Mansfield Road
Sherwood
NOTTINGHAM
NG5 2GA


P.S. 30 April 2019.

So, this is how my (revised) Bio. reads:

John Medd


John has been photographing people and places all his adult life. This collection brings together six striking images that capture the colours and textures of life in a city - and beyond. His work regularly appears in his vibrant blog - Are We There Yet? 

John lives in Sherwood, and in winter can often be seen photographing puddles. 

www.johnmedd.com

Tuesday, 16 October 2018

The Incredible Shrinking Man

Who's got a tape measure?
I know I'm six foot tall. I've been six foot since I turned 16. It says six foot on my passport. Just because the nurse at my local GP surgery recently clocked me in at 5'-11" does not mean I'm 5'-11". No way Pedro. If you look carefully at the above photograph (taken on Saturday at James and Janni's wedding party) I'm kinda leaning in - and down - at the same time. James is not a seven foot giant - he is a mere 6'-4". Just to set the record straight. And, to set it straight even further, dad is not taller than me. He must be standing on a book, or something. Must be.

I'm glad I got that out of the way.

A big thank you to my friend Adele who texted me earlier this evening and put a smile on my face. I'd sent her the photo and she replied back:

"Nice pic of the 3 Amigos, looking very trim xx"

(Can I be Steve Martin, can I?)



Thursday, 21 June 2018

Shameless


They call it shameless self publicity; those Mini Cards that Moo are so good at come in really useful. I use them as tags for Medd's Bread. I slip them into birthday cards and CDs. I put them on pub notice boards. I slide them into new paperbacks at Waterstones. I even leave them on trains.

They cost peanuts and you can put as many designs and photos on them as you like. The ones you see here have that picture of my mother in London, the interior of a rather exclusive private members club in Soho, and the new Are We There Yet? mast head - designed by James. I know, I'm shameless.

Friday, 8 December 2017

You tell me your secrets, I tell you my lies


Chiggins1 emailed me yesterday. He sends me an annual year end round-up Best Of compilation CD2 every Christmas; has done since Radio 1 could still be found on the medium wave. 'I see you've moved back to the fair city - give me your address and I'll chuck it in the mailbag. P.S. I hope 2017 has been a vintage year for you(?)'

As I was replying I remembered writing a wistful post3 almost exactly a year ago. (Interestingly, since writing that particular piece, it is still being viewed over fifty times a day.)  
December 2016 was a very interesting month, for all sorts of reasons; even then I had a feeling that the early part of 2017 could shape not only the rest of the year, but also a life far beyond. Maybe I was viewing the future through some sort of prophetic kaleidoscope, but I knew this year would be, maybe not vintage, but pivotal. Even a blind man on a galloping horse can see that the tone of Even Monkeys Fall Out Of Trees is more upbeat since I made the move back down to Nottingham earlier in the year.

Here's a song I first played with James when he was living in Leeds. I have posted it up here before, but as I've started dropping it in my set again, I thought I'd share it one more time.4.


1.  Chris Higgins. His passport says he was born in Ashby-de-la Zouch. And he once auditioned for a part in Byker Grove. He may only admit to one of those statements.
2. He knows I'll never ditch my CD player.
3. Did I say wistful? It was certainly one of the shortest pieces I'd ever written. Around that time I was like a man on a desert island waving frantically at the sky. And out to sea. I was writing RESCUE ME! in large letters in the wet sand. Every day.
4. You're the One: it's from two Decembers ago - Dec. 2015.

Saturday, 16 July 2016

John Medd used to wear Kickers

Although they never asked me to appear in any of their advertising campaigns, damn you Roger Daltrey, Kickers were definitely my footwear of choice in the late seventies. I also had a penchant for white baseball boots - they looked good with drainpipe jeans. There will be photographic evidence of me and my size nines somewhere in the archives, but in the meantime I'm more than happy to let Messrs. Daltrey and Stewart take centre stage.

Saturday, 21 May 2016

I was too blind to see

Carl Hetherington has presided over all my recordings since 2012. Pickering Place and Chip Off The Old Block were both recorded at the congenial Oakwood Studios - on the outskirts of York - with Carl at the helm. Not only is he a fabulous producer (his knob-twiddling skills are legendary in this part of the world) but also a fine piano player. We recorded three songs just before I went to Madrid – Hey Hey Hey, Days Like This and Fool. Fool is one of the saddest songs I’ve ever written. And that’s saying something, by the way. I asked Carl to tinkle the ivories on this one and in so doing I think we’ve succeeded in really swathing it in melancholia.



John Medd - Fool (© John Medd 2016)

Thursday, 17 December 2015

You're the One

After another harmonious session in Oakwood last week with James and producer Carl Hetherington, I left the studio with a totally reworked version of You’re The One in the can. The previous take that I’d used for my Chip Off The Old Block album earlier this year was a very spartan affair; which, to be fair, is how I play it live. But when I saw the upright piano standing in the corner, looking very unloved, I knew James would have to add some keys. So, with just a five minute run through before the red light came on, The Number One Son was able to introduce some subtle flourishes to the song I wrote about nine months ago.



Saturday, 12 September 2015

Helter Skelter

The Fab 4
We've not done the Matthew Street Festival in Liverpool for a couple of years now; setting up base camp in the sweaty confines of The Cavern for two whole days and gorging ourselves on every eclectic variation on a Beatles tune you could ever wish for. Some turns even throw in solo stuff (though I don't recall ever hearing anyone brave enough to cover Back Off Boogaloo), even the odd Rutles homage.

That said, another gap in proceedings always seemed to be The White Album. For some reason 1968 doesn't loom large in Liverpool - if you gave me a pound for every time we heard a Bungalow Bill or a Martha My Dear we still wouldn't have had enough to buy a packet of crisps between us. I'm hoping if we go back next year the balance will be redressed.

I found this on Youtube (where else?) lurking in The Beatles aisle. I'd pay good money to see this fella. Maybe he'll be there in 2016. Nice hat btw.

Thursday, 25 June 2015

Chip Off The Old Block

My latest CD - Chip Off The Old Block (An Acoustic Anthology) - is about to be let loose into the big wide world. Test pressings will be going out to friends and family at the weekend and, as you can see from the artwork, the whole operation has got a very back to basics feel about it.

Some of the songs are new, some of the songs I've had kicking around for a while. Most of them are done in one take, two maximum. And all of them are fun to sing; even the one about my father.

As with most releases these days it'll go up on Soundcloud - sooner rather than later. If you want a hard copy c/w groovy cassette inserts, drop me a line.


Here's the title track:



Wednesday, 29 April 2015

Backs to the wall


Last Sunday afternoon was too nice not to take the guitars into the back garden and annoy the neighbours. The Number One Son and I played this song a couple of weeks ago in a very traditional folk club in Leeds. We'd not been before and, as we were making our way to the venue, I said to James that he'd be the youngest person there; and I'd be the second. Right and right again. As you can see, we play this without resorting to putting our fingers in our ears. I hope you can listen to it without doing the same.


And a big thank you to Kirstie


Saturday, 14 February 2015

More art for art's sake

The brushes came out early this weekend; Jenny stayed in bed all morning trying desperately to shake off her cold/bug/fever, so out came the pop up studio. The two resulting canvases, 'ATV' and 'Marquee' are pretty self explanatory. Growing up in the Midlands in the seventies, ATV was the default ITV transmitter (though our aerial would often pick up Anglia and Yorkshire if the atmospherics were right). The opening credits, usually blue and yellow in colour, remain etched on my retinas. However, I've painted the red and green livery often used to herald Tiswas on Saturday mornings. And for any TV historians out there, this year marks the programme's fortieth anniversary.

The Marquee in Wardour Street W1 is often name checked around here. It was tacky, it was loud, it was marvellous. And its stage backdrop was iconic.


I'm thinking of starting a new website just for my canvases. I only started doing them just after Christmas and already I've got the makings of a small (but perfectly formed) exhibition. I don't profess to be an artist, I'm just a man who owns a few paint brushes. But I do enjoy throwing a bit of paint around on a Saturday and Sunday morning.


Friday, 1 August 2014

Hello, Goodbye


A couple of years ago I wrote a 30 minute radio play called Hello, Goodbye. It was a work of fiction based on a real event - the last meeting of John Lennon and Paul McCartney in 1976.



Scene 1




THE DATE IS 24 APRIL 1976, THE LOCATION IS THE INSIDE OF AN APARTMENT (THE DAKOTA BUILDING, NEW YORK CITY).





FX- NYC RADIO STATION PLAYING IN BACKGROUND WITH REFERENCE TO DATE AND TIME.




FX- AN INTERCOM SOUNDS AND IS ANSWERED BY THE ROOM’S SOLE OCCUPANT.




OCCUPANT: Yes?




INTERCOM: It’s the concierge here Mr Lennon. Sorry to disturb you

sir, but you’ve got a visitor.




JOHN LENNON (J): Who is it Sam?




SAM (S): Says his name’s Paul, sir.




(J): Paul who?




(S): Fella won’t give me his last name sir. I must say he looks familiar;

just says he’s an old friend of yours.




(J): Whoever he is, tell him I’m not in.




(S): Yes sir.




FX: THE SOUND OF MUFFLED VOICES AND THEN…





(S): I’m afraid he’s adamant sir; says he won’t leave without seeing

you.




(J): (sighs deeply) Put him on Sam.




Paul (P): John? It’s me John…Macca.




FX- CUE ‘HELLO GOODBYE’ BY THE BEATLES (10 SECONDS ONLY AND FADE).





(J): What the hell are you doing here?




(P): Any chance of a cup of tea and a jam-butty?




V/O: WE PRESENT HELLO, GOODBYE WRITTEN BY JOHN MEDD, WITH ………as JOHN LENNON AND………….as PAUL MCCARTNEY




FX- KNOCK ON THE DOOR, THOUGH IT’S MORE LIKE A DRUM-ROLL




(J): (shouts) Come In!




(P): Alright man?




(J): How did you get here?




(P): I caught the One After 909! Sorry, I couldn’t resist that. Me and

Linda were in Manhattan and, I know what you said last time I rang, but

hey, I couldn’t not come and see you…it’s been too long, man.




(J): I think you’ve wasted your time Paul.




(J): Come on John. Meet me half way here. This isn’t easy for me

either you know.



(J): Look Paulie. Nobody made you come here. I’ve got myself sorted

at last. I don’t need you or anyone else coming here and dredging up the

past.




(P): (genuinely hurt) Don’t ‘look Paulie’ me. Whether you like it or not John

you can’t hide who you were: you were a Beatle. So was I. Just because

we called it a day seven years ago, or whenever it was, isn’t going to

change the fact. Look John, what’s gone is gone but let’s move on. I’m

not asking you to marry me here, I just want to be your friend. Yeah?




(J): You said some crass things when we were breaking up man.

God, when my first wife divorced me she wasn’t that nasty.




(P): As you once said yourself: The past is a different place…they do

things differently there. And anyway, if Cynthia hadn’t divorced you,

you’d not be with Yoko. How is she by the way? Is she not around?




(J): Lucky for you she’s in the Park doing her Tai Chi. (John goes into the

kitchen at this point, next line ‘off mic’) Do you wanna coffee?




(P): Her Tai what?




(J): Tai Chi. It’s a meditation technique. You know like all that shit we

did in India.



(P): That was all George’s idea wasn’t it? (laughs) I don’t think me and

you needed much convincing but do you remember when he was

persuading Ringo to come?




(J): He said he’d only come if he could take his own baked beans!




(P): Bless him. I saw him last Christmas you know. He hasn’t

changed.




(J): You know what? We might have come up with the songs, but he

kept it all together. He kept us together. (off mic): Milk and sugar?




(P): Black no sugar. I’ll go along with that. There were times when I

wanted you to see some lyrics I’d written but I knew you’d slag them off

if I gave you them, so-




(J): - So you’d use Ringo as a go between? Was I really that bad?




(P): I could lie to you. Near the end, no, what am I saying? From about

68 onwards you were hard work. What had started out as the best job

ever, writing songs with my mucker, turned into a drag.




(J): I still let you put your name to my songs.



(P): That works both ways John. Remember ‘Yesterday?’ I don’t

remember you giving me a dig out with that.




(J): (Angrily) Hold On! Hold On! This is precisely the reason we aren’t

muckers’ anymore. You’re right I was a Beatle. Was. Not now and not

ever again. And for that reason I don’t give a toss about whose name

appears on the songwriting credits; yours, mine, it makes no difference

to me. Can’t you see that?




JOHN RETURNS WITH COFFEES




(P): You’re right. Of course you’re right. I just thought we had a few

more songs left, that’s all. I guess it just ended so suddenly. One minute

it’s like ‘all for one and one for all’, next minute we’re all at each other’s

throats with the lawyers doing all the talking.




(J): Don’t beat yourself up. What happened, happened. We’re grown

men now. Don’t forget we were just boys when we started. You can’t be

in a gang forever. That’s all we were…a gang. That’s what my therapist

told me anyway.




(P): Therapist?!




(J): Oh yeah, it’s all the rage over here: got problems with drugs? Get

therapy. Got problems with drink? Get therapy. Got-




(P): -Got problems with your past, get therapy. How does that work?




(J): I don’t know that it does in all honesty. All I know is that for an

hour a week I sound off in her office on the East Side and when I come

out I feel like my head’s had all the crap taken out.




(P): But it keeps filling up again?




(J): Some days it fills up quicker than others.




(P): I’m sorry to hear that. So much for the American dream.



(J): If I had to choose between Manhattan and Mull, Manhattan wins

every time. What made you move to the middle of nowhere for God’s

sake?




(P): Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it: for one, I can walk out of my

front door and not be door stepped by The Daily Mirror. Or young girls.

Two, I can be on the beach in less than a minute and, three, what your

therapist takes an hour to do, the sea air does in five minutes flat. I bet

you can’t go anywhere in this town without being mobbed.




(J): You’d be surprised. I put my flat cap and overcoat on and I just

blend in. New York’s got so many weirdoes that if anyone suspects I’m

John Lennon they just walk on by thinking ‘it can’t be.’




(P): Don’t you miss Lime Street? You don’t need a Green Card in

Liverpool.




(J): I can’t go home now Paul; it’s been too long. America isn’t

perfect, God knows, but I’ll take my chances here. Everyone I meet has

got a half full glass. The few times I’ve been back you see the

desperation in people’s eyes. Over here even the kids lying in the gutter

are looking at the stars.



(P): At least when you had a British passport you weren’t talking in

clichés.




(J): That’s rich coming from the man who wrote ‘Mary Had A Little

Lamb.’




(P): That hurts. You may have a point, but it still hurts. But when we

were writing together I knew that if either of us wrote anything tacky the

other one would flag it up: I remember with ‘A Day In The Life’ (sings)

Woke up, fell out of bed’-




(J): -Found my socks and pulled a thread! It wouldn’t have been the

same if you’d left that in!




(P): That’s what I’m saying to you John: we were tight then. We

needed each other. You were a mate and a big brother all rolled into one.

I valued that. Take when we went to Hamburg; I was only 18, George was

only sixteen, Christ, they wouldn’t allow that now would they? But we

looked up to you. You’d been round the block a few times already.




(J): Is that you thought? I was shitting myself just as much as you. I

only pretended to be tough. It was just a front. If one of us hadn’t we’d

have been eaten alive.
(P): It was a convincing act.




(J): It had to be Paul. We were in the middle of the Reeperbahn.

Playing for twelve hours a day with drunken Germans throwing God

knows what at us and then sleeping on rat infested mattresses. We did

well to get out of there in one piece didn’t we?




(P): There were times when I wanted to rag it all in and come home, I

must admit.




(J): Well, there wasn’t a lot waiting for me at home. Not after mother

died.




(P): I remember you calling a band meeting and persuading us all to

give it a chance.




(J): I figured if we could make it at The Star Club we’d be prepared for

anything. And I wasn’t wrong was I?




(P): It made coming back to The Cavern a walk in the park. And, I

don’t quite know how it happened, but when we came back to Liverpool

we were treated like prodigal sons!



(J): It was the first time we had girls down the front screaming at us!

That was weird. I know it got a whole lot weirder, but those first few

nights back in the ‘Pool will live with me forever.




(P): So what do you do when you’re not in therapy? How do you fill

your days?




(J): I look after Sean. The little feller’s only eight months old so he

keeps me on my toes. I watch a bit of TV and I make bread.




(P): You? (Incredulously) You make bread? Are you serious?




(J): Totally. You wanna try it sometime. It’s, how can I say this…?




(P): Therapeutic?



(J): You got it. My therapist tells me I’ve got inner demons. I tell her

she’d have inner demons too if she’d walked a mile in these shoes but,

and you won’t find this in any self-help book, when I’m kneading that

dough man, I don’t have a care in the bloody world.




(P): Fancy showing me how?




(J): You better roll your sleeves up then.




FX: THE PAIR WALK TO THE KITCHEN




(P): I never had you down as a househusband, man. What happened?



(J): Sean happened. When he was born I promised myself that I’d be

here for him when he was growing up. Not like Julian – I never saw that

kid for years. Pass that bag of flour. No, when Jules was growing up I

was just this voice on the end of the ‘phone calling lost distance. I must

have really messed with his head. So I vowed I’d do it differently this

time. Right, watch and learn.



(P): Aren’t you meant to weigh out the ingredients?




(J): I could. But doing it by eye means that it’s slightly different every

time. Always good, but never the same; I like that. Right, mix in the yeast

and salt, add the water and then do what I do. That’s it, work it you’re

your hands and feel it thicken up. Come on, punch that dough with your

fists. Go on: really work it.




(P): I see what you mean. It’s quite a work out, isn’t it?




(J): If I’ve had a snotty letter from the Taxman I tend to make better

bread!




(P): I must admit, I body swerve those letters and give them straight

to my accountant. Is this the right consistency, yeah? He tells me that if

I wanna keep on living in England then I’ve gotta be prepared to pay

crippling taxes. To be honest, that’s why I’m still touring. Right what do

I do with this.




(J): Right, fashion IT into the shape of a football…yeah, that’s it. Now we

cover it up with a tea towel.




(P): Then what?



(J): We leave it for an hour. Fancy a walk?



(P): OK!




(J): Put this hat on!



Scene 2



(BACK AT THE APARTMENT, AN HOUR OR SO LATER)




off mic: THE SOUND OF LAUGHING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR AND THE KEY IS TURNED.




(P): You were right! It’s like they think they know who you are and

then they walk right on by.




(J): I told you. We couldn’t do what we did just now in Liverpool,

London, wherever. But over here, even when they clock me in a

restaurant – they wait politely ‘til I’ve finished my meal and then they

come over; I tell you, an American John Lennon autograph would be

worth ten times an English one ‘cos there aren’t that many!




(P): I was with George a couple of years back. He took me to the

Formula 1 at Silverstone. Anyway, we’ve got these really nice seats

above the pit lane and this young lad spots us. He taps up George first

and as this kid hands over his pen George gives me a wink and signs

the bit of paper. Half expecting the kid to pass me the pen, George and

the kid laugh and they show me the piece of paper. George has only

gone and signed not only his name but yours, mine and Ringo’s: perfect

signatures!




(J): (Laughs) He’s been doing them for years! Didn’t you know? Never

give him your chequebook! Right, lets have a look at this dough.




(P): Bloody hell! It’s alive!




(J): Well it is. That’s yeast for you. Now we just bang it in this oven

for a bit and Bob’s yer Uncle. More coffee?




(P): Yeah, go on. How often do you play this? (picks up a guitar and plays a couple

of chords) Looks a bit dusty (laughs)





(J): You cheeky sod, I wrote ‘Give Peace A Chance’ on that. That’s the

guitar Elvis gave me. Check out the back.




(P): Someone’s carved ‘T C B.’




(J): Don’t you remember when we went to see him up in the

Hollywood Hills? That was his constant catch phrase: ‘Taking care of

business.’ He had a ring the size of your fist with TCB engraved on it. I’ll

never forget it. What a fella.




(P): I think me and George had popped something before we went: I

don’t remember much about that night. I certainly don’t remember ‘T B

C.’




(J): ‘T C B.’ Here, pass it over…(quickly tunes the guitar and launches into…) ‘Ever

since my baby left, I’ve found a new place to dwell, it’s down at the end

of Lonely Street, at Heartbreak Hotel (plays the first verse and chorus

and then…) That’s where it all began Paulie. If it wasn’t for Elvis there’d

have been no Quarrymen and no Beatles. He kick-started me; within

hours of hearing that on Radio Luxembourg I pleaded with Aunt Mimi to

buy me a guitar. Bless her, I must have caught her on a good day cos we

went straight into town and into Hessy’s on Matthew Street. £7 it cost

and you got a free lesson! That’s how I learned my first three chords!

(plays 3 chords to demonstrate).




(P): And I showed you a fourth, B Minor. Remember?




(J): How could I forget? With B Minor (plays B Minor chord) I could play Little

Richard, Buddy Holly and Elvis!




(P): Don’t forget Eddie Cochrane. It was because I was the only kid in

Liverpool who could play ‘Twenty Flight Rock’ that you let me join The

Quarrymen.




(J): Here (passes guitar back) – See if you can still remember it.




(P): Right. (coughs) - ‘Ooh, well I got a girl with a record machine, when

it comes to rockin' she's the queen, We love to dance on a Saturday

night’-






(J): -Hang on! Hang On! Let me go and get another guitar.




(JOHN COMES BACK WITH ANOTHER GUITAR AND A TAPE MACHINE).




(J): Do you know what? You and me never recorded together. It was

always the band or solo; never just the two of us. Let’s just hit the

record button and see what happens…




(P): That’s cool with me, man.




FX- THEY CONTINUE WITH ‘TWENTY FLIGHT ROCK’ AND THEN FOLLOW IT WITH SEVERAL MORE ROCK AND ROLL STANDARDS. THE NEXT 60-90 SECONDS OF THE PLAY DIPS IN AND OUT OF THIR JAM WHICH, MIDWAY THROUGH ‘TUTTI FRUTTI,’ IS PUNCTUATED BY THE TIMER ON JOHN’S OVEN.




(J): That’ll be the bread! Come on, let’s go and look at your first loaf!




FX- JOHN OPENS OVEN DOOR




(P): That’s amazing! And it smells amazing!




(J): Let’s leave it to cool down for a few minutes and then you can

taste it.



FX- TELEPHONE RINGS




(J): Oh hello love. You’ll never guess who’s here… Paulie…I know I

what I said, but he was very persuasive…making bread and playing

rock and roll!...OK, I’ll tell him. See you later love. Yoko says hi but she’s

working on an installation in Greenwich Village; said she’ll be late.




(P): Tai Chi, Installations. She’s a busy woman. Tell her I was sorry to

miss her; I used to like chewing the fat with her.




(J): You used to wind her up something chronic.



(P): That’s because I blamed her for breaking up the band.




(J): Breaking up the band?! She kept the band together! It was Yoko

who kept pushing me out the door to go to all the recording sessions, to

meet the press, to write new songs. Without Yoko there’d have been no

White Album, no Abbey Road, no Let It Be. Paul, there’d have been no

rooftop gig without Yoko. Get Back wouldn’t have seen the light of day.




(P): You couldn’t be persuaded to go back on tour after ’66. Getting

up on that rooftop was the nearest we got to playing live again.




(J): And then the bizzies moved us on! (laughs)




(P): One of those coppers tried to unplug George’s guitar – Ringo

threw a drumstick at him! (laughs)




(J): That was a good day – I enjoyed it.




(P): What about today? Are you enjoying today?




(J): I’ve always enjoyed your company Paul. Even when you used to

get all heavy on me. We drifted apart that’s all. It’s quite common. Most

marriages end up the same way – we were no different.



(P): You’re probably right. If we’d done the rooftop gig 6 months later

you’d have probably chucked me over the edge – they’d have been

scraping me off Saville Row! That would really have given the ‘Paul Is

Dead’ conspiracy theorists something to work with.




(J): I’d forgotten all about that; you crossed the Abbey Road zebra

barefoot and half the world thinks it’s a sign that Paul’s dead and it’s not

you but a body double crossing the road?!



(P): (laughs) It was a baking hot day, so I just kicked off my shoes!




(J): I remember the photographer setting up his step ladders to get

that shot – he pissed off a few bus drivers in the process. Beatles or no

Beatles, they’d got timetables to keep and we were putting a real crimp

in their day!




(P): I had a dream the other night that we all got back together and

recreated the zebra crossing photo. Only there was a marksman hiding

behind the Volkswagen Beetle taking pop shots at us. I woke up

shaking!




(J): Marksman! You must have been at the cheese, man! Who went

down first?




(P): You don’t wanna know. Anyway, never mind about the cheese,

where’s my bread? It’ll be ready now won’t it?




(J): In a minute (sounding concerned). This shooter took a pop at me? What about the rest of

us? Don’t tell me I was the only casualty.




(P): It was only a dream. And anyway, George bought it as well. Ringo

ran away and I just finished walking over the zebra. Then I woke up.




(J): Bloody hell, that’s how it’s going to be isn’t it? I go first, George

next and you and Ringo live happily ever after.




(P): John, it was only a dream. You can’t read anything into them you

silly sod.




(J): What if I told you I’ve had similar dreams. Always a gunman.

Always after me.




(P): (eating) Fantastic bread, man. I can’t wait to make this at home for

Linda.




(J): It’s not bad is it? Your first loaf of bread…It’s better than anything

you can buy at the deli.




(P): Deli? We’ve only just got self-serve supermarkets back home!




(J): That’s one of the things about New York – you can eat food from,

all over the world – but at he end of the day you can’t beat home made
bread.




(P): Put the telly on man. I love American TV.




(J): Really? Even their crazy adverts…sorry, ‘messages? (switches TV

on and to demonstrate his point a stereotypical wash powder/or some

such ad comes on)




(P): Especially the messages (he then parodies a US ad in mock American accent).




(J): Hey (John finishes flicking through the channels), this should be good –

Saturday Night Live – Raquel Welch is meant to be on.

FX- CUTS TO TV: ‘LIVE FROM NBC STUDIOS IN NEW YORK CITY, IT’S ‘SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.’

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I’m Lorne Michaels (LM) and we’ve

got a packed show for you tonight: John Sebastian from The Lovin’

Spoonful is dropping in and (drum roll)……Raquel Welch! But

first…remember this bunch of boys from Liverpool, England?

(Cue The Beatles playing on the Ed Sullivan Show from the mid-60s).




(J): Bloody Hell! To this day I don’t know how I played the guitar

without me glasses on!




(LM): That’s right ladies and gentlemen, The Monkees! No, of course

not; that was the one and only Beatles. And, you may be wondering why

I’ve opened up tonight’s show with an old clip of The Beatles. Well, join

me on the other side of these messages and all will become clear.




(P): What do you think that’s all about? Do you know that Lorne

Michaels fella?




(J): He’s a comedian. You heard that Monkees gag! He’s probably got

Ringo waiting in the wings. Here we go, ad break’s over.




(LM): I’m Lorne Michaels, welcome back. Right now we’re being seen

by approximately 22 million viewers. But, please allow me, if I may, to

address myself to four very special people - John, Paul, George and

Ringo – The Beatles. Lately there’s been a lot of speculation about you

guys getting back together – that would be great. In my book The

Beatles are the best thing that ever happened to music. It goes deeper

than that, you’re not just a musical group, you’re a part of us, we grew

up with you. It’s for this reason that I’m inviting you to come on our

show (oohs and aahs from the studio audience). Now, we’ve heard and

read a lot about personal and legal conflicts that might prevent you guys

from re-uniting, that’s none of my business. You guys will have to

handle that. But it’s also been said that no one has yet come up with

enough money to satisfy you. Well, if it’s money you want, there’s no

problem here (more delight from the audience). Which is why The

National Broadcasting Company authorises me to give you a cheque for

$3,000. That’s right, three thousand dollars (unrestrained laughter now

from the studio). As you can see, verifiably, a cheque made out to

you…The Beatles for $3,000. All you have to do is sing three Beatles

tunes. ‘She Loves You, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah’, that’s a $1000 right there (the

audience by this time are uncontrollable). You know the words…it’ll be

easy. Like I said, the cheque is made out to The Beatles. You divide it

anyway you want – if you want to give Ringo less, that’s up to you. I’d

rather not get involved. I’m sincere about this. If it helps you to reach a

decision to reunite, well, it’s a worthwhile investment. You all have

agents, you know where I can be reached. Just think about it, OK?

Thank you.


(J): Bloody Hell!




(P): Bloody Hell!




(J): I’ll give him one thing.




(P): What’s that?




(J): He knows how to get a laugh. You know if he’d have said ten

dollars or even ten million dollars, it wouldn’t have been funny: but three

thousand dollars…genius.




(P): You told me he was a comedian. But the thing is, what are we

gonna do?




(J): What do you mean, ‘what are we gonna do?’ The guy’s just having

a laugh. I told you, he’s a joker – he’s doing this sort of stuff all the time.

You weren’t seriously thinking about calling him back were you?!



(P): Better than that – we can get in a cab and go down to NBC’s

studios!



(J): I think you’re the one who needs therapy! And just what would we

do when we got down there? Play the spoons? Tell a few jokes?




(P): We’d play some rock’n’roll – that’s what we’d do; like we’ve been

playing this afternoon – like we’ve been playing for the last twenty

years! Come on, John…what do you say?




(J): I say you’re mad, that’s what I say! I’m not saying we shouldn’t do

it…but it’s still mad! You’ve not thought it through though, have you?

It’s all well and good turning up like two kids at Liverpool Empire, but

once we get through the doors we won’t be able to move for the press –

it’ll be like Shea Stadium all over again. Flashguns, microphones,

screaming – it’d be Hard Days Night 2!



(P): You’re probably right. It would have been fun though, wouldn’t it?

Maybe another time?



(J): Maybe.



P): Paul picks up the guitar and plays the opening chords to Buddy Holly’s Maybe Baby ‘Maybe

Baby, I’ll have you, maybe baby you’ll be true, maybe baby I’ll have you

for me………….’


I better be going now John. It’s been a blast.




(J): Same here. Let’s not leave it so long next time: ‘Don’t Be A

Stranger’ as Aunt Mimi used to say to me.



(P): I won’t. You take care now.




(J): Here, before you go. Sound of cassette being ejected from machine.

You best take this tape. If anything happens to me, make a copy for

Yoko and then decide between you what to do with it.




(P): What if I go first?




(J): It’ll be me. Mark my words.



Scene 3



FX- ‘HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN’ (CLIP) BY THE BEATLES

FLASHBACK/FX-ECHO-(J): What If I told you I’ve had similar dreams?

Always a gunman. Always after me.



IT IS NOW …. DECEMBER 1980. FX-THE SOUND OF A RADIO



Good morning and welcome to the Today programme. It’s 7 0’clock on the 8th of December 1980. The news is read by Peter Donaldson (PD)



(PD): News is just coming in that John Lennon, the former Beatle,

was shot dead last night outside his New York City apartment building..

Police have arrested a twenty five year old man. Eye witnesses say the

accused had asked Lennon for his autograph.



FX- SOUND OF RADIO BEING SCANNED FOR OTHER STATIONS AND ALL HAVING THE SAME NEWS, THEN RADIO TURNED OFF



(P): Oh My God!




FX- TELEPHONE RINGING



(P): Yeah?



(Caller): Is that Mr McCartney?



(P): (angrily) Who is this? What do you want?



(Caller): I’m calling from The Sun newspaper, Mr McCartney. You’ve

obviously heard the news coming out of New York this morning. Have

you got anything to say? Any messages for our readers struggling to

come to terms with John’s untimely death? How long had it been since

you two met?



(P): (faltering voice) Although we would speak on the ‘phone from time to

time, I’d not seen John since 1976. He was a bit cagey at first as I’d just

landed on his doorstep unannounced. But after a few minutes it was just

like the old days when we’d write songs in his Aunt Mimi’s front room.

John showed me how to make bread and we talked about the old days;

we played some rock’n’roll on our guitars and we laughed: it was a

perfect way to spend a day. Good food, good music, good company.



END