October 19, 2001: Ganon, Boss Academy Graduate and Legend of Zelda Villain:
"Profitable Misrule of an Usurped Kingdom"
Don't miss the legendary Ganon as he speaks on the subject of correctly perverting a wondrous land into a smouldering zombie-infested wreckage through wanton abuse of power tinged with madness. Refreshments provided!
December 7th, 2001: CATS, ZeroWing Supervillian:
"Now is the Large Opportunity Where This are Threatens the Center of Your Enemy."
Join us in the Bowser Auditorium for a special guest lecture from the enigmatic CATS, who promises to "Deliver you from out of your feet" with a spectacular oration on an unclear subject. Hear in person what Newsweek calls "A riveting display of we're not sure what."
February 22nd, 2002: The CyberDemon, Doom 1&2 Boss:
"I Love the Succulent Taste of Roasted Human Flesh."
One night only, reserve your seats now for an evening of witticism from one of PC gaming's most memorable chaingun targets. Last time he visited campus he dazzled the audience by destroying 42 imps in order to get at them wherein he proceeded to eat their faces.
This year's curriculum is dedicated to the memory of Dr. Wily. His selfless efforts spawned over six sequels and reinvented villainy as we know it. Here's to a great man who showed us how to live, how to love, and how to create an army of disfigured robots hellbent to fulfill a dream of global domination. We salute you, Dr. Wily. 1987-2001.
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