Two castles stand opposed, bridged by an uneven, narrow pathway. One is yours, and you're quite fond of it. See how the parapets catch the sunlight ever so stylishly? The other is your enemy's; they're a jerk, and their crappy crenellations are driving down your property values. Also, their castle sucks, justification enough to try crush it using an enormous rolling stone. Unfortunately, they'll have a chance to plan and build up some security, doing everything they can to derail your razing rock.
Get through their defenses and you're one step closer to crushing their unsightly tower (see also: their hopes and dreams). But don't take your turn for granite. Once your turn is over, your opponent's begins...
"You love a stone," goes one of my favorite songs. Why, yes, song. Yes, I do. Have you seen the opulent, historically-accurate castles I've crushed with this thing? And if you haven't already gotten your own bowling shoes on with Rock of Ages, you too can join me in flattening Leonardo da Vinci -- this weekend, Rock of Ages is free to those wishing to try out its new multiplayer update. Read More »
In our household, rock-paper-scissor always acted as the tie breaker. The problem was, I was never any good at it. Who gets control of the TV? Who's getting that last slice of pizza? Sisyphus and his rock friend don't have such troubles though, as they've taken a more brute force approach where rock beats all, because that rock is huge! Sisyphus has decided that enough is enough, he won't take his rock-pushing fate any more, and so he embarks on a journey through history, retroactively squishing every historic identity from our past. Read More »
E10+ for Everyone 10+ Cartoon Violence, Crude HumorAlso available on: Xbox 360, PlayStation 3
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