Life Imitates Art
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So, about six years ago, I called for a ban on knives. It’s a ridiculous position to take, but it’s OK because I was trolling Chef Mojo.

Fast forward to present day.

Doctors’ kitchen knives ban call

“We suggest that banning the sale of long pointed knives is a sensible and practical measure that would have this effect [of reducing knife crime].”

Well, I guess that makes sense. Get rid of knives and you get rid of knife crime. Just like getting rid of guns reduced gun crime and increased … knife crime.

I suggest Brits next get rid of sticks longer than six inches and stones heavier than one ounce. They don’t need to worry about words hurting, as Brits haven’t had freedom of speech since forever.

And while you’re clicking links, check out the top photo here. What a testosterone-challenged bunch of gormless knobs. (That would be the slang term knob, not the slang term nob.)

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Life Imitates Art — 8 Comments

  1. I had no idea state laws were so restrictive. NC seems OK, no problem unless you want to carry into a courthouse or funeral procession, among others. Doesn’t allow you to carry your Bowie knife concealed…

    Looks like some bad brit DNA has slipped through here.