Al and Tipper Gore: From senior prom to Nobel Peace Prize, the timeline of a 40-year marriage
After 40 years of marriage, Al Gore and his wife Tipper are calling it quits. The former Vice President and his spouse have announced, via an e-mail to friends, that they are separating.
There’s a bimbo with big boobs involved somewhere. But Tipper is gonna get most of those houses, and a huge chunk of Big Green’s ill-gotten gains.
1985: Tipper hears her 11-year-old daughter listening to Prince’s “Darling Nikki†and launches an activist founds the Parents to campaign against sexually explicit and violenct lyrics, eclipsing her husband’s fame for a time. Music Resource Center
I remember the miserable harridan well, her and her jihad against any and all who offended her juvenile, nanny-statist preferences. She was one of the first and biggest to launch assaults on the Constitution for the chirruns….,
I’d love to read the manuscript of the tell-all book she’ll use to hammer Big Green Al into abject submission during the divorce proceedings, though.
UPDATE: Ah. I should have known:
Nah. It’s all George W. Bush’s fault.
An Inconvenient Poon?
An Inconvenient Birth
Naah, she caught him in a compromising position with a maidenhair tree.
Tree jumping: Al Gore’s doing it wrong.
She’s cashing in at the top.
Maybe it’s a dude.
My first thought when hearing they were calling it quits after 40 years: Tipper’s a really slow learner.
Two bigger-than-they-should-be egos eventually separated by the overdevelopment (mostly on his side of the development) – the only publicly-apparent “tie that binds” in recent years has been the economic picture anyway…
Dave has it right.
Anyone who didn’t recognize Algore for what he was after the 2000 slobbering thing he did to Tipper at his convention must be blind.