iSuck Machine
ok, first off, bmgt is a goner la. is wtfz0mfg difficult paper. by right it's not difficult cuz everything's from the notes. but that's exactly the hard part, because you can't crap your way through.
we all know the famous iGallop on tv right. i read rockson's blog(www.rockson.blogspot.com) last time and he was talking abt the way the girls looked so horny on the iGallop. then he mentioned abt iFuck machine which his friend ,Lawrence, then made a picture for him. damn funny. go his web and see. his blog is the typically ah beng english language that barely pass PSLE. woot. funny
was talking to justin ytd night when he showed me picture i died laughing my pants off. here
laughing your pants off too? this picture owned me man.
seriously speaking, siblings nowadays are no longer siblings. more like strangers with totally different attitudes and mindset. one example is my sister and I. perhaps the 6 years age gap has to do with it all. but honestly speaking, her attitude is smth that even my friends dont have. so technically speaking, if she wasn't my sibling, i wouldn't even TRY befriending her. why am i talking this crap abt my sis? she's damn ego, alot of pride, everytime she will make it sound like she's the right one and i've sworn that i'll get back at her once im 18. dont ask me why, but since i've sworn, then i shall do it.
today, a simple matter caused an uproar in my hse. my sis was sleeping, my mum wants to go market to buy stuff and wanna buy lunch. my mum said she duno whether my sis want brunch or lunch anot, cuz she weekends always like to go out. so my mum said if she wakes up, ask my sis to call her. which i did. and for some fucking weird matter, my sis woke up damn grumpy, asked her to call. she couldn't get through and became more pissed. when she finally got through she was practically ranting at my mum blah blah blah. i couldn't take it much longer, cuz when she put down the phone, she made a fucked up comment "She wanted to know what i want for lunch and not whether i want brunch or not" then she stormed off. i'm like, wtf, either way u still have to call right. wad's the big deal about it. so i went into the room to find her and just asked her why she was so angry. i said damn damn damn fucking peacefully. den the more i asked why the hotter she became and she went abt something to do about me being stupid. LOL. i was damn cool about it cuz i was wondering why this person, 6 years older than me, can't control her emotions as well as i do. PMS has absolutely nothing to do with anything because she can be like this 356/7/24. anyway, do what she likes. she could jolly well get her own lunch or eat maggi mee for all i care. she's all grown up now and i guess school and family didn't teach her the way they taught me.
IF for some reason,*i suspect my sis knows my blog* that you are reading this, screw u. remember, i don't care your shit comments, once i reach 18, ima screw u upside down inside out until u leave the house crying. be warned.
we all know the famous iGallop on tv right. i read rockson's blog(www.rockson.blogspot.com) last time and he was talking abt the way the girls looked so horny on the iGallop. then he mentioned abt iFuck machine which his friend ,Lawrence, then made a picture for him. damn funny. go his web and see. his blog is the typically ah beng english language that barely pass PSLE. woot. funny
was talking to justin ytd night when he showed me picture i died laughing my pants off. here
laughing your pants off too? this picture owned me man.
seriously speaking, siblings nowadays are no longer siblings. more like strangers with totally different attitudes and mindset. one example is my sister and I. perhaps the 6 years age gap has to do with it all. but honestly speaking, her attitude is smth that even my friends dont have. so technically speaking, if she wasn't my sibling, i wouldn't even TRY befriending her. why am i talking this crap abt my sis? she's damn ego, alot of pride, everytime she will make it sound like she's the right one and i've sworn that i'll get back at her once im 18. dont ask me why, but since i've sworn, then i shall do it.
today, a simple matter caused an uproar in my hse. my sis was sleeping, my mum wants to go market to buy stuff and wanna buy lunch. my mum said she duno whether my sis want brunch or lunch anot, cuz she weekends always like to go out. so my mum said if she wakes up, ask my sis to call her. which i did. and for some fucking weird matter, my sis woke up damn grumpy, asked her to call. she couldn't get through and became more pissed. when she finally got through she was practically ranting at my mum blah blah blah. i couldn't take it much longer, cuz when she put down the phone, she made a fucked up comment "She wanted to know what i want for lunch and not whether i want brunch or not" then she stormed off. i'm like, wtf, either way u still have to call right. wad's the big deal about it. so i went into the room to find her and just asked her why she was so angry. i said damn damn damn fucking peacefully. den the more i asked why the hotter she became and she went abt something to do about me being stupid. LOL. i was damn cool about it cuz i was wondering why this person, 6 years older than me, can't control her emotions as well as i do. PMS has absolutely nothing to do with anything because she can be like this 356/7/24. anyway, do what she likes. she could jolly well get her own lunch or eat maggi mee for all i care. she's all grown up now and i guess school and family didn't teach her the way they taught me.
IF for some reason,*i suspect my sis knows my blog* that you are reading this, screw u. remember, i don't care your shit comments, once i reach 18, ima screw u upside down inside out until u leave the house crying. be warned.
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