SMART MOUTH ENEMY #1

You should know something about me. I am loyal to a fault. If I care about you, I've got your back. You lie, I'll swear by it. Your friends are my friends. Your enemies are my enemies.

Now I don't know why but for some reason my family started a war on Friday after Thanksgiving. I'm not sure what the enemy did to bring this on themselves but it must have been BAAAADDD! We drove a truckload full of guns and ammo up to North Carolina to wage war on this public nuisance. It was ugly. It was frightening. It was…………………………FUN!

PUBLIC ENEMY #1

These little clay pigeons look pretty harmless, right? They don't even poop on your window sill. Don't be fooled by their meek appearance. They did something to p*ss off My Harley Stud and his brothers, Brainbuckets and Hammerhead. Being the loyal family members that we are: The rest of us joined in and started shooting. When it was all over there was nary a pigeon left to fly.

MHS won't wear long pants unless it's 20 degrees. Brrrr!

My nephew, GameBoy is a crack shot!

He seldom misses.


We even brought in a real naval officer to help us bring down the enemy.

D1 is campaigning to be the spokeswoman for Carolina Blonde beer. I think she would make a good one, don't you?

D1 says she's a real Carolina girl now. She went to Walmart for beer and ammo.
Here she is getting some last minute tips from Uncle Brainbuckets while Uncle Hammerhead waits patiently. He does look patient, doesn't he?
Oh and she is using my daddy's really old shotgun. Cool, huh?

D2 is taking in all the words of wisdom from her daddy.

Down goes another one!

My new adopted son had never shot a gun before this moment. He fits in just fine now though.

D1 looks happy with her success!

Our military officer takes a break from warfare to hug his beautiful wife.

My children. They make mama so proud!