Snooki Confirms Shes Pregnant And Engaged

The "Jersey Shore" star confirms reports that she and Jionni LaValle are expecting their first child together in the new Us Weekly.

"I didn't want to lie to my fans, but the cardinal rule when you are pregnant is that you can't tell anyone but your closest friends and family till after three months," she explains.

"I wanted to make sure the baby is OK ... It was my business and I wasn't ready to tell" she adds about waiting until now to confirms the already widely-reported news.

The two also confirmed reports that they're engaged.

Jionni tells the mag he popped the question on Valentine's Day while at the W Hotel in Hoboken, NJ.

They say he proposed on the hotel room's balcony, telling her "I bought us a gift for Valentine's Day. It doesn't fit me ... but it will fit you for the next 50 years" before showing her the ring.

Snooki Is Pregnant

Snooki was lying about it earlier this month only because she didn't want to jinx herself. Snooki is taking the situation very seriously and didn't want to reveal the pregnancy before the 3rd month.

Snooki has crossed the 3-month threshold so an official announcement could come any moment.

New Year's Eve Just Won't Be The Same

A few weeks ago MTV announced they were planning on putting Jersey Shore's Snooki into a plastic hamster ball and dropping her in Times Square on New Year's Eve - which would coincide with an attempt to break the Guinness World Record for group fist-pumping. Seriously.

But the powers-that-be here in NYC came to their senses and put the kibosh on the whole sordid affair - refusing to grant MTV the proper permits. So THAT'S what Mayor Bloomberg has been working on instead of snow removal! Question: Which exact PERMITS does one apply for when one is looking to put a idiot/midget from Jersey into a plastic ball in order to drop her while thousands of people fist-pump in unison?? Someone please get back to me on this.

Preparing for Snooki in Seaside Heights

Anywhore, TMZ is reporting that MTV has relocated the Snooki Habitrail Hamster New Year's Eve Ball to - where else - the Jersey Shore. Because those 12 people still in Seaside Heights, NJ during the winter need SOMETHING to do on New Year's Eve.

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South Park - It's a Jersey Thing

South Park skewered New Joisey this week - featuring characters from Real Housewives and Jersey Shore. Poor Snooki got the worst of it - they turned her into a big-haired, pickle-eating, drink-swilling, guy-humping Jersey version of Gollum. Which, come to think of it, pretty much describes her perfectly.

To watch the entire episode, go HERE. And stay until the end - like I said, they really GO THERE.

Yabba Dabba Doooooo !!!!

Jersey Shore's Snooki rocking a head-to-toe "Flintstones Chic" look - complete with Woolly Mammoth boots and Alligatorsaurus handbag. All she needs is a big bone sticking out of her hair poof.

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Snooki's Boyfriend Proposes Via Magazine Cover

Jeff Miranda, the current boyfriend of Jersey Shore's Snooki, decided to keep it classy and propose on the cover of trashy Steppin' Out magazine (above).  Shirtless, of course.

This shouldn't be surprising, as Jeff Miranda is a known famewhore.  But Snooks better watch out, because he is also an alleged girlfriend abuser.

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Snooki Finally Finds A Man

Those of us who watched MTV's Jersey Shore know that poor Snooki (above left) spent the entire summer unsuccessfully "Snookin' for love".  She had guys throw up on her and guys pass out on her - but she just couldn't seem to find that one special guy to "smush".

I'm happy to report that Snooki has finally found a man.  I saw the pictures above over at Dwight's blog, and was immediate struck by how hot Emilio Antonio was.  But then I realized that Snooki is 4' 9" - so that means that Emilio is about 5' 0", if that.  I guess members of The Lollipop Guild need love too.

In other Jersey Shore news, it was revealed yesterday that the show's 2nd season will be filmed in South Beach - and not in New Jersey.  And THAT's "The Situation" as it stands right now...

Snooki Has Officially Arrived With SNL Parody

Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi officially became a part of pop culture this weekend when she was parodied on Saturday Night Live.  And according to her TWEET about it, Snooki has a sense of humor about herself - just don't touch her poof.

One unfortunate aspect of "The Queen of Poukeepsie's" newly-found fame is that she's now  technically unemployed.  Snooki was fired from her receptionist job recently after asking for time off to go to Los Angeles.

But all is not lost.  Our favorite pickle-sucker is making money from appearance fees at clubs and other venues - reportedly at $2,000 a pop (plus transportation and pickles).  And the poof comes free.

Jersey Shore Report

I know many of you hate MTV's Jersey Shore, but I just can't get enough of that trashfest. So, if you posses "standards", or "taste", or "a brain" ... you may want to skip this post.

This week's big story: MTV decided it would NOT air footage of NYC gym teacherdouche Brad Ferro (below right) punching Snooki directly in her pickle-hole. Although many people have already seen it on Teh Innerwebz or on MTV promos for Thursday's episode.

MTV issued this statement:

"What happened to Snooki was a crime and obviously extremely disturbing. After hearing from our viewers, further consulting with experts on the issue of violence, and seeing how the video footage has been taken out of context not to show the severity of this act or resulting consequences, MTV has decided not to air Snooki being physically punched in the face."

I love it - MTV all of a sudden has standards. Then how do they explain that horrible Is She Really Going Out With Him show?

And in, perhaps, even BIGGER news ... Jersey Shore cast member Pauly D says that he, unlike a certain cute Alaskan, would have no problem "showing the goods"...

And, as we found out in this Jersey Shore scene, Pauly would be showing off some JEWELRY in addition to his meat and potatoes...

Ouch! Finally, if you would like to find out your Jersey Shore Nickame, go HERE. Mine is "The Blowout" ... what's yours?