From the "Since you asked…" file.

David Brooks and Gail Collins show a total disregard for the value of pixels by using some to ask…

Why can’t the Democrats and the Republicans find common ground on such an important issue?

…but since they asked, because the Republicans don't want to.

Duh.

'Cuz if you feel my thigh...

...you're gonna go up high… David Brooks...

I sat next to a Republican senator once at dinner and he had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time. I was like, ehh, get me out of here.

One is left to wonder why he didn't just get himself out of there.