Moma's been in that VerySpecialCloset
The One where she hides Christmas Pressies
(as if OurGirl doesn't know they are there)
and
Some VerySpecialToys
Like
My
Football
So
When she opened the Door
to get the Pressies out to get them ready for OurTrip
I just HAD to have a play with my MostFavoriteToy
She got it down
Gave it to me
and
Left the room.
Like a GoodBoy
I played
Quietly and Independently
and
I must say
Quite Proudly
After a While
I called Moma in to see
I'm such a GoodBoy
But
I understand there's been a bit of a Misunderstanding
About my Terrier Destuffing Skills
I just wanted to set the Record straight
(Yes ... That's Stuffing in my MostLarge and OpenMouth)
If you really want to know what I'm capable of
Watch This
and
Please
Be Quite Impressed
Here's the Evidence in Clear and Multiple Forms
You see?
I AM quite the Destuffer
I just pick and choose my Toys and my Occasions
(with a little bit of help ... it seems if I enjoy this Play too often
my VSB ... VerySensitiveBelly ... ruins the Fun
Bluntly put: I puke when I get too excited
and
This really is quite Exciting)
So
The Play comes to an End
and Moma restuffs the Football
(with my help, of course)
And the Inevitable happens
(Much to my Chagrin)
Yep
Back on the Shelf it goes
(With the mechanical toys that put me Over the Edge)
'Till next Time
In the Meantime
I've got all those Christmas and Winter Toys
in the other Room
(Click here if you didn't see them in our last post
and if you wanna see my Fun)
Maybe 'cause there're so Many HolidayToys
and Lots of Them have the Scents of Doggies before Me
I tend to leave them in their Stuffed State
Mostly
For Now
(Love, Jake)