I'd Go For Something Easier To Remember, If It Were Me....

...like the collected works of Dickens and Shakepeare! Nice one, Matt.

Sunday Funnies...

And none of them were shows I'd have picked....

We'd Be Better Goverened By A Bunch Of Pirates...

...so maybe the joke's on us?

Nice one, Matt...

Sunday Funnies...

So that's why I have to choose different shoe sizes in M&S and Next..?

Sunday Funnies...

Wait, no rotten tomatoes? 

Maybe Rethink That Headline, BBC News...

Oooh, matron..!

After finishing university and moving back to Birmingham, Khiefa Gabbidon struggled to make friends when she started work. The 22-year-old had a job in the tech industry which she described as a male-dominated field and said she did not have any women around her. "I looked around to see if I could find any female friends but I couldn't so I thought 'I'm going to have to create something'," she added.

A female friendship group? Well, that wasn't what I was expecting... 

Eager to find her clique, Ms Gabbidon created a community group for women in May called Space For Girls. It encourages like-minded women to meet up and take part in a range of activities such as running sessions, meals out and hiking. The group has since attracted more than 8,000 followers on Instagram and a WhatsApp community of more than 1,500 women.

Maybe the BBC are recruiting ex-Sunday Sport writers?

H/T: IanJ via email

Some ‘Gladiator’

Police are investigating after Gladiators star Apollo was reportedly harassed by a stalker on set, at his flat and during a meet-and-greet with fans. Security has been increased around the star, real name Alex Gray, 33, one of several athletes appearing in the hit BBC One show, The Sun on Sunday reports.

A woman targeted Gray at TV studios in Sheffield, an apartment block where he was staying and during a personal appearance at a shopping centre, the newspaper said.

 Russell Crowe's gladiator needed no security to fend off stalking pussy....

Sunday Funnies...

Mating rituals worse than ex-Labour MPs' Twitter timelines...

Sunday Funnies...

History, sometimes, it's really shit... 

I Didn't Expect Matt To Weigh In...

...on the rape gang scandal, and this is pretty soft-pedal, but not wrong!

 

Sunday Funnies...

Small, but occasionally mighty....

Sunday Funnies...

No. 1 would be unbelieable, if not for the target being French...

Sunday Funnies...

Maybe a few New Year resolutions would be in order...

Sunday Funnies...

Something a little topical for the season...

Christmas Promises...

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Christmas Lists...

A double helping of Matt for Christmas! What could be better?

Sunday Funnies...

Finally, some actually useful and interesting science...

Cheer Up, Starmer, Al Assad’s Having an Even Worse Time…

 

What Has The World Come To?

As I’m away this weekend, a double helping of Matt’s brilliance will have to tide you over. 

Sunday Funnies...

And none of them are Teddy Roosevelt?