Just Like Homophones Are The Bane Of 'Mail' Editors' Lives?

 

H/T: anonymous via email

Extra Demerits for Misuse of 'Decimating'

 

Octopi. 'Mail', I assume you meant?

H/T: Stephen Brown via email

Maybe Not, But Failing To Proofread Should Be....

Unless 'baclony' is one of those odd Noo Yawk processed meat products?

The Right Words, Just Not In The Right Order...

Or maybe she's an alien?

Journalists In Glass Houses...

...really shouldn't be throwing stones at dim Yanks who can't recongise a model elephant when they see one:

Especially not when, just a short scroll up the page, you've printed this.

Which Is It Then?

Property advertising with the 'Mail' brings up this gem:

  

Which is it, 'Mail'? Reptiles or amphibians? Your staffers do know they aren't interchangeable? 

It's A Wonder Modern Journalists Can Find Their Offices...

                                            

And this is illustrated by something even more stupid....

So when did Glastonbury move, since I'm pretty sure Stonehenge can't?

H/T: the Meissen Bison via email

The 'Mail' Needs A TV Show Called 'QI'...

...for 'Quite Ignorant':

It was a Learjet. They aren't equipped with ejector seats, being civilian luxury passenger aircraft.

Say What, 'Mail'..?

Rhino gore, they don't 'maul'...

Going Into 2025 Just The Same As Ever, 'Mail'?

Through the what? The doorbell? 

H/T: Stephen Brown via email

All The Right Words...

...just not necessarily in the right order.

One Too Many 'Nots' To Untangle That Headline....

I'll have another drink, then it might start to make sense....

You've Got A Great Memory For Names, 'Mail' Editor...

...not so good at spelling them, though.

Oh, Good Grief, 'Mail'!

Did you learn nothing from the last time? 

They Are Dangerous, Yes, 'Mail'...

...but in no sense are they predators! 

So Bad They Named Him Twice?

Or did they get him confused with Boutros Boutros Ghali?

Pulls It Out Of A What?!

I think the word they were grasping for was 'sheath'.

Subtitles Would Help With That, I Think!

Never change, 'Mail'...

Editor! Please!

Had to read it several times, and...nope! Still can't make it make sense.

H/T: Longrider via email

I Beg Your Pardon?

*sighs*