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Welcome one, welcome all! Welcome back to What The Fuck Wednesday, the prime location to read about products, items, and events that make your head snap around and your mouth utter the phrase "What the fuck is that?"
My kids are such typical boys.They love shows where people crash and burn. They love to watch slapstick humor. In other words, shows like Wipeout with the big red balls are perfect for them. To keep peace in the house, I suck it up and sit through them. In a truly serendipitous moment, my suffering through Wipeout paid off with this week's What The Fuck Wednesday moment. Wipeout was doing a salute to the military and this meant there was lots of really nice eye candy on display. One guy showed promise as he started to get ready for his run through the Wipeout obstacle course but, once he was completely ready, he lost his allure. Somehow, sexy military man + speedo decorated like a mouse = a true What The Fuck moment. Tell me what you think...
Somehow, I just can't get past that mouse. "What The Fuck was he thinking?" keeps running through my head.
What's the best/funniest/weirdest/most jaw dropping What The Fuck moment you've been privvy to lately?
Welcome one, welcome all! Welcome back to What The Fuck Wednesday, the prime location to read about products, items, and events that make your head snap around and your mouth utter the phrase "What the fuck is that?"
If you're anything like me, you rarely pay attention to the ads on facebook. But, sometimes something will reach out and grab my attention. It's like getting a bitch slap from facebook. That happened over the weekend. I was quite innocently reading through a few of the group boards I belong to and then I saw it. I was laughing so hard the kids all had to come see what I was laughing at...
I guess the brains behind the Poop like a Ninja ad campaign did a fabulous job because I have an insane urge to go out and buy a bunch of Clorox Toilet Mint. I do live in a house full of males, after all.
Despite the genius of this ad campaign, I still have to say "What The Fuck (in this case) were they smoking when they came up with this?"
What made you say What The Fuck recently? Was it weird, gross, or just out there? Share it!
Welcome one, welcome all! Welcome back to What The Fuck Wednesday, the prime location to read about products, items, and events that make your head snap around and your mouth utter the phrase "What the fuck is that?"
On Memorial Day, ZAGG.com was holding an iPad an hour giveaway day. Entering was easy and you could earn extra entries by tweeting, posting to facebook, and pinning pictures from ZAGG.com. ZAGG provided the picture it wanted you to pin each hour. Most hours, the pin picture was related to giveaways or standard products...things you or I might buy or want to enter in a heartbeat. But, one hour, I had to create a brand new board because the item they wanted me to pin a picture of was beyond comprehension, beyond anything I would want. It was a WhatTheFuck inducing product. So, I created my WTF pinterest board.
What product was it? What could get this reaction from me? It was the iPhone Umbilical Cord Charger.
What makes it worse, what truly pushes it over the edge is this charger pulses and moves as it provides "life" to your iPhone. Check out this video...
So, share a What The Fuck Story. Tell me what's the weirdest or grossest electronics accessory you've seen or heard about recently. Come on y'all, entertain me!
Welcome back to a very special edition of What The Fuck Wednesday brought to you on a Friday by the atozchallenge and the letter W. What The Fuck Wednesday is the prime location to read about products, items, and events that make your head snap around and your mouth utter the phrase "What the fuck is that?"
If I'm being honest, this is posting today instead of next Wednesday because I desperately needed a W post and was brain dead. The brilliant and delicious Mrs. Spock sent me an email a while back with a picture of something she'd found that she thought would be perfect for What The Fuck Wednesday. I couldn't agree with her more. Here for your amusement is the Viagra Key rack...
While it truly does make me do a double take and makes me wonder what the fuck they were thinking, it also appeals to the perverse side of my sense of humor. It amuses me greatly to think of the reaction my children would have to this hanging in my house. I can also think of a few family members who would be rattled by this.
What's the funniest, weirdest, or most unusual thing you've seen lately?
Welcome back to a very special edition of What The Fuck Wednesday brought to you by the atozchallenge and the letter O. What The Fuck Wednesday is the prime location to read about products, items, and events that make your head snap around and your mouth utter the phrase "What the fuck is that?"
I saw a commercial on TV tonight. Odd is about the mildest thing I could call the commercial. Fucked up, twisted, weird...those words all apply too. Sadly, it's not some risque product in this commercial. No, the commercial is about pop tarts. Seriously y'all...my husband and I did a double take after seeing this commercial and asked each other if we really saw that or was it some unknown force working on our brains to make us hallucinate the commercial. Take a quick look and tell me if you can figure out what demographic could possibly be targeted in this commercial. The only answer I came up with were consumers high on hallucinogens.
So, two questions...1) what demographic did this commercial target? 2) have you seen anything, heard anything, or read anything that made you say What the Fuck lately?
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prime location to read about products, items, and events that make
your head snap around and your mouth utter the phrase "What the fuck
is that?"
I have this really bad habit. When I see something on TV that I can't quite believe, I head straight to the internet to find out if it really exists. Sometimes that habit comes back to bite me in the ass. It started way back in the day when King of the Hill was on TV and popular and they joked about Peggy Hill's big feet and made a comment about a web site called Spank Peggy's Feet. After I stopped laughing, I typed in the url to see if it was real and was slightly terrified to find out out it was.This habit also led to me googling info about Ozzy Osbourne colonoscopy sweepstakes commercial which led to a past What The Fuck Wednesday post. You would think that I'd know better by now. Evidently, I don't.
I was watching some past episodes of Pawn Stars earlier this week and there was this episode where Chumlee bought a can of ZooDoo. According to the show, ZooDoo is canned poop from zoo animals. I gave in to the urge and googled it. ZooDoo is produced by the Woodland Park Zoo and sold as compost. You can buy 2 gallons for $12.95 or 4 gallons of Holidoo (only available over the holidays) for only $20. What's more, ZooDoo is so popular that twice a year, the Woodlawn Park Zoo hosts the Fecal Fest to enable people to buy ZooDoo in bulk. But hurry, because the spring Fecal Fest ends on Saturday.
Guys, I get buying compost. I really do. It's great for gardening. But, ZooDoo...really?!? The prices are outrageous and, even at these prices, it is so popular that they have 2 Fecal Fests a year and so many people want to buy it that they have to have a lottery to determine who gets to buy the ZooDoo. What the fuck?!?!?
So, share a What The Fuck Story. Tell me what's the weirdest thing you've seen or heard about recently. Come on y'all, entertain me!
Welcome one, welcome all! Welcome back to What The Fuck Wednesday, the prime location to read about products, items, and events that make your head snap around and your mouth utter the phrase "What the fuck is that?" Yeah, yeah, I know it's Thursday but I saw some things today while I was out shopping that just begged to be shared. Holy Shit, it was a bad taste celebration all around.
Not too long ago, the fabulous Mrs. Woog of WoogsWorld was talking about mullet skirts. You remember them, the skirts that were longer in the back and shorter in the front. The moderate ones, only slightly longer in the back than in the front, weren't too bad. I'll even cop to having had one or two in my closet in the past. But, the mullet dress I saw today was anything but moderate and the color choice...Holy hell, the color choice drove it from a daring fashion choice to something that scared the hell out of me. It was a hot pink, extreme mullet dress and the mullet was lined completely with an animal print.
While my retinas were still burning from this sight, I went into Avenue and stumbled across this horror...
Yes, it really was that shocking of a green color. Truly, that quantity of that shade of green wouldn't look good on a woman with a super model's build let alone on a woman with curves like Adele.
Can anyone tell me what the fuck the designers were thinking? Have you seen anything retina burning or what the fuck inducing? Join the fun and tell us about it.
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight...
All I can say is that with these colors the lion ain't sleeping anywhere.
*BTW, the video below is relatively safe for public consumption. It doesn't go too far off the acceptable track.
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Once something hits the big time, people start putting their own spin on it. It doesn't matter if it's a tv show, a movie, or a book, if it's big enough and popular enough, people spoof it, create tributes to it, or write FanFic about it. Honestly, I can understand loving something so much that you want it to "live" on past the original incarnation. What I'm not sure I can wrap my mind around is when someone takes a thoroughly unlovable character and writes FanFic that places them in an, ummmm, errrr, very "loving" situation. This next youTube video/TV show clip does just that. It's erotic FanFic about the most unlovable character I can think of, Voldemort, and, to add to the whole surreal nature, Ralph Fiennes, Lord Voldemort himself, is reading the FanFic. If that doesn't scream What The Fuck, I don't know what does.
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Over the weekend, I was watching a program off the dvr with Vic and I guess we were just slow with the fast forward button or something because I saw part of a commercial that made me do a double take and then a triple take. Yeah, it's the commercial I embedded right below. Watch it if you dare...
When it was done running, I looked at Vic and said "I really want to call bullshit on that but it's a CBS Cares commercial and you remember what they ran back in December of '09. I think it might be real." Vic said I should google it and find out if it was real...damn, by now you'd think he would know better. This is what I found...a link to the CBS Cares Colonoscopy Sweepstakes. Yes, you read that right....a colonoscopy sweepstakes.
The first page of the website looks completely normal. Well, normal except for the look on Ozzy's face. After all, it makes sense to have Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne as your celebrity spokespeople for a colonoscopy sweepstakes (damn, I can't even type that without giggling) because Sharon fought and beat colon cancer. But, the second page, oh my gawd is the second page ever out there. I guess after the reaction CBS got to their pap smear ads back in '09, they decided they could run a real sweepstakes but it would be better not to be so serious about it all. I started giggling by the second paragraph on the second page but I totally lost it and was laughing so hard I couldn't talk when I read the paragraph about the day of the colonoscopy.
As the colonoscopy begins, you will be given a drug that will make you feel like you're at an early 70's Black Sabbath concert - but without the music. If the doctor starts to look like Ozzy, please report the side effect to him or the Prince of Darkness - whomever you see first.
Is that not one of the funniest things you've ever read?
Once I'd calmed down enough to talk, I started telling Vic all about it and why I was laughing. My dear demented husband laughed and said "Why don't you enter me. After all, I'm over 50 and need a colonoscopy." So, now I'm hoping fortune smiles on us and I get to spend time in a luxury hotel so my husband can take one up the ass because CBS Cares.
Is it wrong that I hope the answer to question 3 on the entry form
True False
is a big, resounding TRUE?
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This week I want to tell you about some wheelchairs that caught my attention and definitely made me do a double take and had me saying "What the fuck" but in a good way. These wheelchairs caught my attention a long while ago (before I had even thought to do a What The Fuck Wednesday post but I'm featuring it today to celebrate the fact that Marty no longer needs a wheelchair to get around school. He is walking with a cane and has enough strength back to make it all around the campus of the huge ass high school he goes to.
So, back to the wheelchairs. We've all seen wheelchairs. Most of them are rather utilitarian. They allow people who can't walk for some reason to get from place to place. They do a job but they are nothing anyone dreams of having. But, these wheelchairs, these are the stuff of dreams and fantasies, stuff that make grown men drool and say I want that. The first chair is a chair it's maker named Lord Humongous...
Lord Humongous is a 22 mph going, all terrain traversing wheelchair. It's rigged with a seat from a Marine helicopter and, see that long, gun-like thing on the front, it's a FLAME THROWER...a freaking flame thrower.
The tank chair is an all terrain wheelchair that lets you go just about ANYWHERE you want. This chair is so badass that one man has been told by British authorities that he can't take his chair onto public property because the government classifies it as a tank.
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My husband was flipping through the TV schedule last night and I looked up and saw this...
If you can't read it due to the crappy picture quality, it says Brothels: The Ins and Outs. I mean it's not as far out as some of the other things I've feature but this program title evoked the proper level of What the Fucknuttery.
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Welcome back to What The Fuck Wednesday, the prime location to read about products, items, and events that make your head snap around and your mouth utter the phrase "What the fuck is that?"
See that cute little picture of Mario over to the left? According to PETA, that cute little Mario is the current root of all eeeeeeevil in PETA's campaign against wearing fur. PETA has launched an anti-Mario campaign to correspond with the release of Super MarioLand 3D because, according to PETA, Mario wearing a Tanooki suit to gain powers promotes the wearing of fur and the killing and skinning of Tanukis for their fur. I guess when you have an agenda like PETA, it doesn't matter that Mario has been wearing the Tanooki suit since the late 80s/early 90s. It also really doesn't matter that one of the programmers of the original Mario game with this suit (Super Mario Brothers 3) was quoted in a widely publicized interview that the reason they featured the Tanooki suit as a way for Mario to get his powers because they wanted to bring attention to the plight of the Tanuki. I guess it also doesn't matter that Mario has been stomping on the poor beleaguered turtles for longer than he's been wearing a Tanooki suit (thanks for the point Jeff Bakalar). All that matters is that PETA needs something to demonize to promote their agenda.
PETA has even gone as far as producing a flash game on a page called Mario Kills Tanooki and this game lets you play as a skinned Tanuki trying to reclaim it's pelt. I'm not giving you the link because I truly don't want to boost the sites traffic in any way but here's a screen shot of it.
Seriously, what the fuck is this world coming to when this much time and energy is wasted on what a cute little cartoon character wears?
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Welcome back to What The Fuck Wednesday, the prime location to read about products, items, and events that make your head snap around and your mouth utter the phrase "What the fuck is that?"
Last week, we talked about the Waffle House Terror Plot and I thought nothing but nothing involving the Waffle House could ever top that. I was wrong. Rys's husband told me about the FEMA Waffle House Index. I seriously thought he was bullshitting me when he told me that FEMA judges the severity of a disaster by the condition of the local Waffle Houses so I googled it. I found a Wall Street Journal article detailing it. I found a Huffington Post article detailing it. But, best of all, I found a Colbert Report video talking about it.
This is seriously about the most fucked up thing I've heard in a long time...basing the severity of a disaster even partially on the condition of the Waffle Houses.
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Welcome back to What The Fuck Wednesday, the prime location to read about products, items, and events that make your head snap around and your mouth utter the phrase "What the fuck is that?"
What a difference a week makes. Last week, I had my What The Fuck Wednesday post written 3 days early. It was ready and waiting and set to auto post. This week, not so much. Luckily, the nightly news came to the rescue. I was sitting here half asleep (2 nights of 3 1/2 hours of sleep will do that to you) and I looked up to see the headline Waffle House Terror Plot plastered over this picture...
What makes it even more mind boggling is that 4 senior citizens were planning a terror attack involving home brewed ricin sprayed over the street to kill a large number of people in order to "Save The Constitution". The sheer insanity of the plot and the reasoning that makes them think this fucknuttery will save the Constitution combined with the ridonkulous nature of the location makes this the biggest "What The Fuck" moment of my week. I was laughing and horrified all at the same time.
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Welcome back to What The Fuck Wednesday, the prime location to read about products, items, and events that make your head snap around and your mouth utter the phrase "What the fuck is that?"
Last Friday night, I was on my way to the high school to pick Marty up from the football game and I was listening to the radio. I heard about something I just KNEW I had to check out and, OH MY GAWD, I couldn't stop laughing except when I stopped to say What The Fuck? May I present this weeks What The Fuck Wednesday item...
William Shatner *Singing Bohemian Rhapsody
I was laughing so hard that tears were running down my face. I think this is a brilliant piece of fucknuttery...pure GOLD humor! My What The Fuck reaction was made even worse when I stumbled across this Billboard piece that announced that "William Shatner boldly goes where he never has before ... to ... No. ... 1 ... on ... a ... Billboard ... albums ... chart!" And, then inspiration struck. We're going to help Mr. Shatner pick the songs for his next album. I think we should start a twitter campaign. We are going to campaign for Shatner to cover the songs we pick. Our hashtag will be #songsShatnershouldsing I've decided it would be pure comedic gold to have Shatner cover Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back. So, join me in the campaign and tweet about this.
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Welcome back to What The Fuck Wednesday, the prime location to read about products and items that make your head snap around and your mouth utter the phrase "What the fuck is that?"
Earlier this week, I was at Tae Kwon Do with Joey. Sadly, I had forgotten my book and was reduced to reading US Weekly. I got all the way through the magazine and, except for the normal heinous celebrity outfits they highlighted, I hadn't seen anything that remarkable. Then, I saw the last page. It contained a full page spread for U by Kotex...
because, obviously every woman cares what color applicator she shoves up her hoohah. I had to see if this was the worst of it, so I typed the url into the browser and, sadly (or, for the sake of WTF Wednesday, gladly), the fucknuttery went much farther than just colored applicators. There's the Tween Line which says "Period preparation gets colorful patterns and tween attitude in the U by Kotex Tween* combo pack."
The adult pad lines come in FreeStyle, Boho, and Poptimistic designs.
And, not only are the tampon applicators colored but there are colorful wrappers...
The PunkGlam line
The Color Prints line
Somehow, I am deeply disturbed by the need to decorate feminine hygiene products.
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Y'all know I have a serious weakness for shoes. I love heels, boots, cute flats - anything cute, hot, or something that just speaks to me. I even occasionally will develop a yen for an unusual or unconventional shoe like the Vincente Rey heels at Boutique-Atelier. My dear friend Mrs. Gamgee from Hobbitt-ish Thoughts and Ramblings knows of my weakness and sent me an email featuring the shoes of Kobi Levi, an Israeli shoe designer. Levi's shoes definitely fit the unconventional category. Most of the shoes in the email just made me shake my head, a few were pretty cool, and one, well, one made me say " What The Fuck". It was his pump titled Blow...
If you look closely at the shoes, you can see the top of the heel is a woman's ass and the heel itself is made of her legs. Of course, given the name of the shoe, she is on her knees and the red around the toe represents her open mouth.
When I headed over to Levi's web site, I found one other shoe that evoked the same "What The Fuck" response. These are his XXX Pumps...
The top of the heel is the woman and the stacked heel, well, it represents a stacked man. A true what the FUCK moment.
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Welcome to the second edition of What The Fuck Wednesday. When I started this last week, I was a little worried I wouldn't be able to find something every week. I vastly underestimated just how screwed up people are. I could post almost everyday and not run out of material. Today's What The Fuck moment comes to you courtesy of the teen pop sensation (or eeeevil minion, depending on who you talk to), Justin Bieber.
Somehow, the idea of Justin Bieber's voice emanating from my toothbrush disturbs me. What have you found this week that makes you say What The Fuck? If you post about it, sign in with the linky below.
Have you ever had a moment when you see something that makes you and everyone around you say "What The Fuck?" Rys and I had one of those moments today. We had stopped by the kids' school to drop something off and, as we turned the van to leave the parking lot, we saw something and looked at each other and said "What the fuck?" Literally, I said "What the fuck?" and then we followed what we saw until we could get a picture.
What was it we saw? It was a car...
a car with what appeared to be Yves St. Laurent wall paper or wrapping paper wrapped around it's lower half
see, it really is the Yves St. Laurent symbol
and, to really drive home the what the fuck moment, the car had humongous chrome rims. My God, it was even blue on blue...all that cheap decoration and no visual punch to be had.
What have you seen lately that made you say "What the fuck?"
