1. it's back
2. fuck
3. bugger
4. bollox
5. shitty shitty shite
I'm surprised to find I don't know that many really juicy and expressive swear words and those above have become rather commonplace and cannot, by any stretch of the imagination, express how I feel.
It wasn't until my 3rd argument this weekend that it dawned on me that I must be angry.
I don't feel angry though, inside.
I don't have the urge to throw things or punch things (except ex-husbands) or scream and beat my fists against innocent objects.
But cross me today and I'll tell you what I think - oh yes; and it's you I'm looking at Mr Job's Worth parking attendent; and you, emergency plumber who wouldn't come out on a bank holiday even though I had water coming through my ceiling as it wasn't an emergency TO YOU; and you, you stupid stupid woman in the post office queue, of course the Post Office doesn't arrange cat spaying FOR PETE'S SAKE! (Who is Pete?).
No I can't say I'm taking the news lying down. So something inside me is not happy, perhaps it's me.
13 comments:
Fuck, bugger, bollox, shitty shitty shite. I can only think that indirect contact with me has caused some of my insanely bad karma to rub off on you. That said, you're a tough one and we can always swear at each other if you like. xoxoxoxo
Well, I'm not using Jesus Aitch Christ! this morning, so help yourself.I might want it back later, if my printer is naughty...
Pete is that chap, still asleep, in my bed.
what have i done now?
If there's one thing I am qualified to teach then it's very expressive swearing. I will book you in for a session.
Sx
Love and peace xx
Oh festering mangus puswarts.
Words can't express, darling - anger's good, anyway xxxx
Dear Andrea it's nothing to do with you, awful awful shit just happens. You've had more of your fair share :( I hope at least your broken bones are healing.
Di - is he up yet?
Sx it's a date
Rog ta
EC yep with knobs on
Z - thanks - it's a bugger :(
Pete! Didn't see you there! You've done nothing bad dear thing
just...hugs and things...xxxxxx
2. fuck
3. bugger
4. bollox
5. shitty shitty shite
Sorry, this is all I can think.
It's pretty much what I thought when you told me but you're so much more - um - forgotten the word - good at words than I am. Hugs.
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