What a fun event this is.....I'm sure everyone will be laughing up a storm today!!!
Hi efurryone....……glad you came to our
Comedy Night! How do you like my suit? Pretty funny, huh? I feel so tall in my platform shoes!!!
If Sammy thought HIS jokes were
corny…..wait till you hear mine!!!
What do cats like to eat for
breakfast? Mice Krispies.
At least this guy thinks I'm funny......
What is a cat’s way of keeping law
& order? Claw Enforcement
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three
Blind Mice.
Where does a cat go when it loses
its tail? The retail store.
What's a cat's favorite car? A CATillac!!
Before I go on.......I have a song and dance routine for you......
Just a couple more.....
Why do you always find the cat in the last
place you look? Because you stop looking after you find it.
Why are cats such good singers?
Because we’re very mewsical.
What side of the cat has the most
fur? The OUT-side.
Thanks for coming....I hope you enjoyed my purrformance!!!!