The story continues...(this is part two)

The story continues...

So then the elves decided to use a rocket ship

that would deliver all the presents

However, they had no landing strip

so the return would lead to bad events

“Let’s use the big truck”, yelled one of the elves

so they packed it up for the night

Every stocking on the shelves

and every wrapped up gift in sight.

Just then the sick reindeer regurgitated Santa Claus

who seemed no worse for the wear

And was welcomed back with a round of applause

even though he smelled like a stinky old bear

So this night, Santa got back in his sleigh

with the presents packed in his bag

Santa was off to places far away

but at the first house he got stuck in the chimney and that was a drag.

A Merry Christmas to all!

A Christmas story in two parts. This is part one.

I came down sick last night for Christmas so I decided, while resting to put together a quick little story for the season using some repurposed art I had done some years ago and cobbled together this silly little story.

This is part one:

On a night sometime before christmas

up at the north pole

Most were in their pajamas

Except that snowman troll

One reindeer was crazed by drinking too much eggnog

and was roaming the north half baked

He came upon Santa and thought he was a hog

The reindeer then swallowed him whole as his belly ached

The elves were puzzled because Santa was missing

A replacement was needed right a way.

Maybe the robot Santa was convincing

as they sadly but busily loaded up the sleigh

But then the abominable snow monster struck

and ate all of it up

The sleigh, the presents but not the big truck

but then stopped like some sort of Schlup

To be continued...