Roadside Emergency

This actually happened to someone close to me. Apparently a passenger spotted a cockroach in the car and a mass-panic ensued thus forcing an emergency stop at the side of the road.

Sleeping Cat Causes Massive Delay in Roadwork

ELEGANT: Construction of this stretch of road had been put on hold.






MESSENGER OF DEATH: Work was put on indefinite hold after a cat hindered efforts by workers to continue drawing this line.

Roadbuilders spoke to us during the incident and were reportedly outraged and proceeded to sulk after a high-priority road-marking operation was prematurely ended.

Witness testimony claim that the incident was caused by the shocking event involving a cat which obliviously strolled onto the construction zone.

The worker in charge of the road-marking operation had only this to say, "When the cat was approaching me, I didn't put much thought into it. It was only when it lay down on the line where it was supposed to continue, did I realise that we may have a major disaster in our hands."

Due to the chaos which caused a major traffic jam along the road, freight companies are expected to experience delivery delays and whiny-customers.

As of 8:00AM +8GMT, it is reported that a number of freight company managers are being yelled at rudely by customers who did not recieve their shipment in time. They later proceeded to cry into their pillows and played with knives.

- SYM News Network

Rear Safety Belts

As you may or may not know, rear seltbelts in Malaysian vehicles are finally being enforced. My mom's late '80s car will have to be fitted with 3rd party seat belts then. Not sure if those are reliable at all.

I don't mind wearing seatbelts. In fact they make me feel more comfortable. Because then my flabby ass won't be sliding around all over the place like tofu.



Prince wears rear seat-belts. Do you?

- Strange Young Man