Wet Stairs Emergency

Usually, laying out your possessions in a grid-like pattern under the sun means that you either have too much time or someone you know hilariously slipped down the stairs on her back for one whole floor during an unfortunate mopping session spilling the mop bucket and wetting everything that was stored under the stairs.

I'll let you guess for yourselves which one of the above is actually true.

Fail Tree Fell

It jatuh. Hao?

Bottle Triangle

This is a followup of yesterday's post. Apparently after drinking all that water, he went and built himself another bottle triangle.

Anyone able to build a bottle triangle far more superior than this lousy crap will be awarded with a video of me rubbing KFC oil all over your hair only to proceed to squeeze it all out into a mug and then drink it.

- Strange Young Man

The Coin Tower

I was at a train station preparing to buy a RM6.90 ticket.

There wasn't anyone at the counter so I used the machine. Damn. I only had RM50.00 notes. So a previous experience taught me that the machine gives change in RM5.00 notes.

The train just arrived in the station. If I don't go now thats another 25 minutes of waiting.

So in it goes.

-slides RM50.00 in-

Nothing happens for about half a minute (hurry up, the train is leavinggg) and then suddenly endless clinking. You'd think I had won a jackpot. I felt a thousand stares behind me. I tried to keep it cool and I swept with my palm the coins into my bag. As I swept, the coins kept falling. Clink clink clink.

Finally, the coins stopped. Took the ticket and ran to the train. Just in time. Bag felt heavier with all that metal.

When I reached home I was thinking what to do with all this:






That's about RM43 there.

So then I built a nice little tower.



Then I demolished it. Not as satisfying as it could've been.

- Strange Young Man