Some of my favorite quotes by AAYLA

This little girl has come a long way on her speech and vocabulary!  She didn't even start saying words til she was about 20 months.  For those who know her, remember her broken up speech??  She'd pause after each word to think about the next.  It was so funny!  Now she just says the funniest things!  People keep telling me I need to write them down, so here it goes...  (You might appreciate the funniness if you know her and how she talks, like can't say her R's and enunciates certain words.)

I noticed she had marker all over her shirt and hands one day.  She has had problems coloring marker on herself before.  So I asked her if she had colored on her shirt and hands.  Her response....
"No.  I did not color on me.  I was coloring with the marker and then the marker just wooshed and my shirt and then it wooshed on my hands!"


I'm watching her one day try to put on some pants and struggle a little bit when I hear her say to herself, "damn!"  uuuuh,  What did you say Aayla? 
"Well, I just keep trying to put my pants.  And dat is why I say damn!!"


This one is during one of her prayers.  These are usually good.
"Thank you we can not listen to Satan and that Satan is in hell (pronounced hale) and he will never come out!"


Another prayer...
 "Thank you I am so sick and that is so sad."


One night I was scratching her back and she pulls her panties down and says...
 "Mom, my stinky bum itches too." 


After she brushed her teeth she wanted me to smell her breath...
  "It smells like toothpaste, NOT toothbrush!" 


This one was fun...I was sitting with Aayla during primary the sharing time part.  At a pretty quiet part she leans to me and says.....(not quiet by the way)
 "Mom, I scratched my bum over my panties, and my fingers do not stink!!!" 


Yesterday actually she asked me...
 "Mom can I have some river crackers?"
         I asked what are river crackers??  Ellery chimes in, "You know the crackers that look like waves."  Oh.  Wheatables!!  Never heard them called river crackers before.

We are eating in IHOP back when it was Ellery's birthday and Aayla needs to go potty.  So Ellery took her and then left.  I minute later we hear Aayla YELLING from the bathroom, and we could hear her from across the restaurant....
 "I NEED TOILET PAPER....I NEED TOILET PAPER!" 

Aayla is crying because she wants to watch a show.  I keep telling her it is lunch time, so through her sobs she gets out,
"I just want to skip lunch today!" 

 She is always making us laugh!!!  Here are some of my favorite pictures of her....