Jings, ah'm fair bladdered! Ah swore aff the drink years ago, but ah needed a wee swallae jist tae get maself sortet an' get mah heid straight!
So ah cracked open a bottle o' the Speaker's Malt. Ah've goat a stash that ah send up tae mah ain wee pub in Springburn. An ah'm PISHED!
Itsh time fir a wee shing-shong....
Ah, ye cannae fling yer Speaker aff a bus, ah ye cannae fling yer Speaker aff the bus,
Cos he's a workin'class laddie with a pal that's frae Kirkcaddy,
Aye ye cannae fling yer Speaker aff a bus....
hic!
About Me
- Speaker Martin
- Ah'm the Speaker o' the Hoose ae Commons an' this is mah bloag!
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