A Concern I Have About George Washington

I Wonder... Was reading recently that George Washinton wore wooden dentures. That got me thinking. I wonder if he lived in fear of woodpeckers, termites and the emerald ash borer?
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See, There is Humour Everywhere

Carol, my wife, was sitting in our family room reading Elle Magazine while I worked on this blog. When she read me this short quote from an article  she was reading I burst out laughing.

The author of this article was a woman named Clara Young and she said that before she sat down to write she went out for lunch to a nice restaurant. One of the lunch menu items  was lamb's testicles on a bed of lamb's lettuce. Her comment was, " Some feminists would say that testicles are exactly what is wrong with the world and that the safest place for them is on a plate."

I couldn't stop laughing. and immediately thought of the quote from George Bernard Shaw when he said," When you find something funny search it for hidden wisdom and truth."

I think there is both truth and wisdom in this brief story.

It's good that we can laugh at ourselves. Isn't it men?

Humorous Oneliners to Give Your Life a Lift and a Laugh

I love humorous oneliners. They are fun, insightful and easy to use to brighten your conversation.


* Most people would rather defend to the death your right to say something rather than have to listen to you say it in the first place.

* Make sure that you’re never so busy learning the tricks of the trade that you never learn the trade.

* Inflation is just a drop in the buck.

* Winter is the time of the year when it’s too cold to do the jobs around the house that didn’t get done in the summer because it was too hot.

* A closed mouth gathers no feet.

* Oh Lord make my words palatable because tomorrow I may have to eat them.


How to Be Funny and Entertaining

Funny One-liners

Here are four funny ones for you to brighten your day.

* I'm on two diets. I just don't get enough food on one.

* The only way to lose 75 pounds fast is to get mugged in England.

* My doctor suggested that I cut back on red meat, so I quit putting ketchup on my hamburgers.

* I'm not as smart as I used to be but you can't stay a teenagers all your life.

How to Be Funny and Entertaining


How To Be Happy In An Unhappy World

Humorous Verse

Hi. I was giving a talk to a group in Hamilton Ontario Canada recently. As I always do I checked out the staff bulletin board to get a sense of the organization's culture. I find that the staff bulletin board gives you a good sense of what's going on in the company. There, on the bulletin board, was this little verse. I liked it and wrote it down in my ever-present notebook. Here it is.

I wish I was a glowworm
Because glowworms are never glum
How can you be gloomy
When the sun shines out your bum?

Wisdom and humor are everywhere!


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