in soviet russia, milk drinks you!

in soviet russia, laws violate you!

in soviet russia, country nukes you!

in soviet russia, environment pollute you!

in soviet russia, computer programs execute you!

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!

wa. today was rather fun =D

woke up at 0530 today, so that i could go to east coast to watch the sunrise with LEONG and ian.

yeah, rather weird for me to be doing all these you all might say, but well, its not very often that you wake up early to watch the sunrise at some far away (okay not that far la) place with two psycho cases. yep. LIFE CHANGING EXPERIENCE. sort of.

so thanks to IAN's mother, we managed to make it there before the sun came up. hoho.

LEONG the genius also managed to end up on the wrong side of orchard road when we went to pick him up. well, he insists that ian gave him the wrong directions, while ian insists that leong could not understand instructions clearly...

well, whoever is right, it doesn't matter. remember that show...When Harry Met Sally? well, today, it was "when psycho met dumbo" =D

hahaha. then at the beach, ian set up his tripod to take some shots of the sun rising. hmm the place where we dropped, near macs there, was rather near to the final approach leg of the landing pattern at changi airport to either 02L, 02R or 02C. so every few minutes this nice plane would come in for landing. saw lots of 777s there =)

ian has a rather amusing way of using his tripod. asides from the usual way, he'd walk around holding 2 legs of the tripod to take photos. very strange indeed...photos are DOWN THERE

yep. then we proceeded to macs for breakfast. somehow, LEONG was paying for ian's food. and when leong was calculating, or rather was attempting to calculate how much ian owed him, he let out an interesting comment...

"change...how to count?"

LEONG my friends, is indeed a GENIUS. with a capital J. JENIUS!

after that, we took a long walk, as we searched for the nearest BUS STOP. then we took 16 to orchard, where we spent the rest of the day doing strange but unproductive activities..

oh at one point we ended up at orchard MRT popular. somehow, 2 mynahs also managed to make their way in, i have no idea how. they were cheeping loudly and kicking up all the dust when they landed on the lights and ventilation shafts on the ceiling. it was also rather amusing watching the reactions of some people to the presence of the birds. BIRD!

then we went home. so i'm here. PICTURE!



before sunrise



ian and his tripod skill

rah. holidays are the boring. well almost. i'm only posting cuz i don't want to regress into a permanent state of no-blogging. pok.

oh my son. this quite big weird insect (the moth like thingy that always flies in after it rains and likes to fly around lights) just popped up near me and started flying towards me. i instinctively picked up the tennis ball that was on my desk and threw it at the strange insect and now the thing is lying dead on my bed. i shall clear it now >.<

anyway, as i was saying before i was so amusingly interrupted, the first week of the hols have been rather boring. cuz basically almost everyone fun is at work experience or away in some strange place. yep. oh yesterday was the best. we had another of our ACTIVE LIFESTYLE cum cell group things...

we were playing basketball (ya i know, i can't play it for nuts but thats not the point), then LEONG said to neh neh nail, "Hey...there's a nice roti prata shop down there". then nat turned towards where leong was pointing and went "where?". but all these happened while xide was passing the ball to neh neh. then the ball hit neh neh on his fatty stomach. piak! was the sound of the ball impacting on multiple layers of fat, with the shockwaves reverbrating and resonating in that load of fat.

oh and xide and neh neh had were calling each other very strange names. such as:
fat turd ong
strong shoulder ong (self proclaimed)
cannot pay attention low
no teamwork low
swivel ong. hahahaha. i find that the most amusing. SWIVEL ONG. but its an inside thing >.< there were many many many many other names but i can't remember now. arg.

yep. we had cell group after that. then ian and LEONG and i went to orchard. hoho. what we did there was, in my opinion, one of the more fun things that we ever done. maybe leong doesn't think so. but i shall not mention what we did, as it would have varying repercussions on national security, and hence would remain classified. okay okay, not national security. personal security. and amusement =P anyone who wants to know can uh...ask any of the three of us over msn or smth >.<

yep. asides from that, there was nothing interesting. well i had a med screening at the RSAF Aeromedical Centre on Monday...and even though i don't know the results yet, I have to thank God for certain things that happened on that day =)

hmm. I bought 3 books yesterday to keep me occupied for the next few days. I also rewatched pearl harbor for the dunno how many-th time, and i also watched STEALTH today. quite a strange show i must say.

oh ya. and as a sidenote, ian cheong and SOOOON KAI started a 'LOSE WEIGHT CLUB'. and whoever(okay even though there're only 2 of them...) loses the most weight will be the CHAMPION LOSER. how amusing.

"why don't you just call it the fat people club" - ian lin to ian cheong
my sentiments exactly =D lol. this age and all its politically correctness can get strangely amusing sometimes

alright. i'm gone.

pooky.