bah. i feel so slack this week. haven't done any work asides from chinese and chem filing. holiday mood i suppose. Hope i don't have to hand up anything tmr. oh ya. tomorrow we have YOUTH DAY celebrations. then on monday we have holiday. yay.

oh ya. have to hand up our IB subject forms tmr. ah. i guess i'll just take HL math physics and chem and SL history english and chinese then. sounds fun =)

these few days have been rather amusing. especially chinese lessons

oh i have a some quotes from that rather eccentric guy called ian lin.

this was yesterday during some australian english quiz thing. the class was rather quiet, with the exception of one ian lin.

"hey, this paper says sec 2 and 3!" - someone
"yes its okay, its the correct paper" - mrs nathan
"actually, we're sec 4 you know?" (right, we didn't know that) - ian lin
a few moments later...
"anyone have extra papers?" - mrs nathan
"DON'T HAVE" - ian lin, loudly. how strange can he get
"can you shut up?" - darren chew

"one day, my ass is going to be bigger than yours!" - ian lin, while talking to ian cheong

*wesley walking around holding his long pants in front of him after PE*
"what are you trying to do?" - many people over a period of time. he was doing this for quite long
"i'm practising how to wear my pants" - wesley

thats all. i'm gone.

what a nice first day of school =)

the only sad thing was that win hon was replaced by some female teacher for core math. so sad. i'm not sexist but i never liked the idea of female teachers teaching math. well prolly cuz i never did well in any subject that female teachers thought >.< and i can't afford not doing well in maaath. ahh.

school was hilarious. nick koh and his bright red frame auntie specs, wesley's bowl hair and broken specs, ian lin's box head and LEONG. hahaha. leong is very interesting. I shall quote since ian wrote abt it already =D

"Then during Bio, something very dumb but very hilarious happened to leong. It happened something like this: I squirted LEONG with water. LEONG squirted me BACK! But at the same time he also drenched jon dorf, who was at the bench behind me. "Hey, you wet my worksheet!", Dorf exclaims. "Oh, sorry!" says Leong. Leong then proceeds to prompty fling over a towel for dorf. The towel flies and hits a beaker on dorf's bench and PIANNGG!

all that happened in the span of like, 10 seconds, and I couldn't help laughing with fish. hahaha." -IAN

lol we were doing logic gates in physics today. leong had to say smth amusing again
"logic gates are logical" - LEONG

woohoo. hols are over. sch opens on mondayyy. haven't touched any work for the past 26 days and 10 hours and 11 minutes. and more. kinda looking forward to sch starting at all. just not the holiday homework collection part. oh shoot. and i have to do my subject combi selection by friday as well. arghh. oh no. its raining. thats baad. hmm. okay okay. i have nothing to say as usual, so i shall kope the thing from IAAAN CHEONG's blog =D

10 random things about me

#1. all star by smashmouth is cool. i'm listening to it now =D
#2. i like to eat. i am fat
#3. i'm also very cool.
#4. my hair is very long now
#5. so i need to cut hair later
#6. its raining very heavily now!
#7. thats why i can't go out and cut hair now
#8. i kicked a soccer ball into the highway above the acps building at ah hood in p5
#9. i am tyco king. i kicked a soccer ball into a basketball hoop from across the court in p5 also, and in the process, scored a goal =D
#10. i do not have high socks. i do not have low socks either. i have NORMAL socks.

9 places I've visited (overseas and local)

#1. almost everywhere here.
#2. mat land. yuck
#3. Hong Kong. i am the hongky
#4. Phuket. THAI LAND
#5. beijing, chengde, tianjin, CHINA. wo shi yi ge mei guo ren.
#6. Korea. South. lots of places. including the border with north korea. that was the coolest part.
#7. CHIANNG MAI. for OEP. that was fun
#8. Vancouver, Kelowna, all in Canadaaaa. great place. blame canada!
#9. Shanghai, hangzhou. all in China again. die in twin tower, fat hamburger

8 things I want to do before I die
#1. hmm. lets see. ah, get married! =D
#2. have children
#3. make sure he/she's not the dumbest kid in class
#4. teach children cool stuff. oh i don't know.
#5. Pilot an F-16 =D
#6. Pilot a 777 or an A340
#7. Fly a nonstop flight round the world. as in fly, not sit there. yay. airline food. woot. a lot of it =D
#8. bring my parents to Christ =)

7 ways to win my heart

#1. um...be nice =)
#2. being chio helps too >.< okay just kidding, not important.
#3. don't beat me up too much =X
#4. don't mind me doing stupid things
#5. can talk cock with me. and intelligent stuff too. yay
#6. allow me to be comfortable doing anything i usually do in front of you =)
#7. Fly me to the moon and back

6 things that annoy you
#1. people with lots of stuff at supermarkets going to express lanes. man that is my no.1 peeve.
#2. hypocrites.
#3. rigid, inflexible people
#4. people who take life too seriously
#5. backstabbers. don't we all hate them?
#6. inconsiderate smokers

5 things I'm afraid of
#1. seafood that is not fish and crab
#2. paralysis
#3. losing an aim in life
#4. girls. well...some of them
#5. girls. when theres a whole bunch of them. as in a lot a lot and you're the only guy just standing there and they're all staring at you intermittently. well it was in a girls school. oh nvm.

4 of my favourite things in my bedroom
#1. laptop!
#2. sound system
#3. handphone and mp3 player. hoho
#4. bedddddddd

3 things I do everyday
#1. play com
#2. sms people
#3. pray to God

2 things I want to do right now
#1. cut hair
#2. run around the house

1 person I want to see right now
#1.no one. i've seen enough people already

yay. done.

aah. its still raining

actually, its not! yay i can go cut my hair

ooh quotes.

"have you done any work? - joel boey, asking me
"don't play lan! play pool!" - jeremy, dumb foe.
"what has that got to do with anything?" - me.
"didn't boey ask you to go play lan?" - foe
"i asked him whether he did any work!" - boey
"oh. well, work sounds like lan" - foe o.O

forgot what jeremy said before this...
"man, your vocabulary sucks" - me, to foe
"yes, i know i'm cool" - foe
"what has that got to do with anything?" - me. man this is my favourite phrase... asides from, "actually its not" =D
"foe thinks vocabulary sounds like cool" - boey
"yeah it does" - foe

lol. he never dig his ear

"i'm too cool for my saliva" - foe, explaining why when he talks saliva comes out of his mouth

oh oh. yesterday during ncc

*we spot iqbal and his friends walking slowly towards the room*
"oi! mohammad! run la!" - gayreth
"you're calling everyone!" - alex, as all his friends had mohammad in their names too >.<

hoho. thats all. i shall go cut hair now. aaaah. its raining again. baah.

hmm. i received a very interesting phone call yesterday morning.

the other guy on the line: hello fish
me:hello, who's this?
*giggling on the other side of the line*
me: who's this?
other guy: hi fish, its oli
*more giggling*
oli: you know how henry pronounces hashbrown?
*giggling*
*henry comes to the phone*
oli in background: say hashbrown
henry: HARSHBROWN
*laughter on the other side of the line*

loll..oli LEONG and clammy. crazy ppl doing such things so early in the morn

sigh. got called up for some ncc thing tmr..prolly national day parade. i thought i was done with it. haven't worn my uniform in a long long time. oh well. we'll find smth fun to do anyway. necessity is the MOTHER of invention. i am your mother. actually i'm not

bye bye

i was always afraid that my sins would return to haunt me

hoho. went back to mat land yesterday. thank goodness it was only one day.

well. it was super boring. at my grandparents house, in BATU PAHAT.

okay, basically, i woke up at 0630hrs. had breakfast and left at 0700hrs.

bla bla. the trip took 2 hours, spent the time in the car sleeping and listening to music. it was rather fun though, with dad taking the car to up to 160km/h on mat land highway =D

so we reached at around 0900hrs. boredom prevails.

spent 2 hours reading a book. sadly, i finished it quite early, at 1100hrs. once again i was bored so i started walking around the house aimlessly. then lunch! yay. then i started walking around and smsing ppl in between. then when no one replied me anymore, i went to the car and sat at the front seat and started fiddling around with everything.

the night sky was dark and cloudy. Pushing the throttles forward as I pulled the control wheel up, the drone of the four Rolls-Royce Merlin XX in-line piston engines on the wings of the Lancaster grew louder as the formation of RAF bombers climbed to an altitude of 20,000 feet. The navigator signalled that we were 6 minutes to our target. Just as i was fiddling with trim knobs and trying to keep the lumbering bomber in formation, a spectacular lightshow unfolded before our eyes. the dark sky lit up with exploding German 88mm flak shells and beams of searchlights, lighting up parts of the dark grey clouds in the night sky.

Abandoning all past effort in keeping formation, i pulled the Lancaster into another climb. Shrapnel from exploding shells showered all over the bomber as flak exploded in front of us, causing a deafening sound that could be likened to hailstones hitting a zinc roof. A beam from a searchlight illuminated the Lancaster off the starboard wing, and seconds after, flak exploded all around it as i banked the aircraft to port to prevent our aircraft from being hit. The targeted bomber exploded in half as shrapnel tore into its fuel tanks, lighting up the flammable liquid stored within. 3 parachutes could be seen emerging from the forward parachute escape hatches. 3 men out of 7. Flames from the engines of the stricken bomber, now in a death spiral, lit up one of the parachutes, and that unfortunate crewman plummeted 20,000 feet to the ground. Looking up, the peaceful looking, endless constellations of stars were in stark contrast to all the flak exploding violently, and carnage happening all around us.

The thunder of flak exploding around us reached a crescendo as we came directly above the city. A loud bang reverbrated through our bomber, as flak exploded off our port wing, and the number one engine exploded in flames. I feathered the prop blades on that engine and activated the fire extinguisher for that engine, as we pulled into a shallow dive to increase speed and put out the flames. Rudder trim was applied to counteract the lack of power on one wing. Just then the lead bomber radioed in "bombs away". Bombers were still falling from the sky as the formation released the bombs, as 14,000lbs of high explosive rained down onto Germany from every bomber. As the bombardier yelled "bombs gone", the acceleration of the Lancaster was felt as the bomber got 14,000lbs lighter. I pulled the Lancaster into a steep left bank as the formation headed home. The lead bomber was hit by flak, and its starboard wing was ripped off as it dived to the ground, crewmen bailing out.

As what was left of the formation headed home for England, i looked out of the cockpit at the bombers around us. most of them had varying degrees of damage from the heavy anti-aircraft gunnery. The Lancaster closest to us had its port vertical stabilizer blown off; some aircraft were leaking coolant or hydraulic fluid, and ours was trailing black smoke from a dead number one engine. As i relaxed my grip on the control wheel, the tail gunner yelled over the intercom: "Corkscrew!" I threw the bomber into a spiral dive to starboard, as the thunder of the quad .303in machine guns in the rear turret opened fire. Leveling the bomber, i saw a flight of multiple twin engined German night fighters, probably Messerschmitt Bf110s or Heinkel He219s night fighters streak past, opening fire on other bombers in the formation. Explosions rocked our bomber, as cannon shells fired from a fighter on our six ripped through the thin aluminium fuselage and our port wing and exploded. i looked back as i saw the mid-upper gunner lying dead in his turret, the bombardier and radioman badly wounded, and the port wing torn to pieces. Realising the bomber was losing altitude and flight controls were shot up, i gave the order for the crew to bail out.

Snap back to reality. The wheel i was holding wasn't one from an RAF Bomber Command Avro Lancaster bomber. It was from a Singapore registered but parked in mat land Toyota Corolla Altis saloon. i checked the time. woohoo, it was 1645hrs, not in the middle of the night. and i had spent dunno how long fooling around with my imagination =D all thanks to reading that book (Tail-End Charlies, abt WW2 bomber crews) and watching pearl harbor (the part abt the doolittle raid) before i came =D wee.

the lil cousins were annoying as usual, and the older cousins just watched tv. had dinner at 1800 and went home. lol my aunt and my mum talk a lot. yes. then there was a huge jam at second link at the singapore side. i have no idea why. the mat land side cleared it rather quickly though.

bah. one more week of holidays. okay all you ac peeps, can you tell me what work we were given? i have totally no idea.

haha. good day, and goodnight!

hahaha. yesterday was a very fun day.

met ian cheong and niche at school while they were at win hon math remedial. then went to SICC for lunch.

we went bowling after that. i played rather okay...129-155-143. haha ian cheong and his tyco loft bowling. got him 49 for the last round =D

but the most fun part was when we played CS with this bunch of primary sch kids. man i have no idea what those kids do man. they challenged us to fy_iceworld, 4 on 4. four of them bespectacled kids and ian cheong, niche, his bro and me. well we trashed them 43-6, even ian cheong, who usually gets around 0 frags or a negative number, got around 15 frags this time o.O the most hilarious part was niche and his brother and the 4 of them kids. they kept insulting each other with vulgarities that it was hilarious. especially when the kids won. when they win, they'd all go like YAY and stand up, point middle fingers at us and start saying f words over and over again. man they're hilarious. we should've let them win more though, . oh well. wonder how they'd turn out when they grow up. heh.

alright. i'm done. say the word and we'll light this place up...

lol. reading niche's haiku gives me inspiration

i was very bored
so i read niche's dumb haiku
it has a typo

(2nd line. he spelt splendid as spelendid =P hope he hasn't changed it)

haikus are so dumb
they are just lousy poems
invented by japs

haha. one more!

i am not bored now
so i think i will stop here
and go read a book.

actually i'm not!
ha ha ha ha i bluff you
man this is quite fun

okay i shall stop

some days, everyone doesn't like you

sometimes, you have no idea why

sometimes you do.

but thats not the point.

i am the invincible, thats right.

Outside, its now raining
And tears are falling from my eyes...

...It's so very cold outside
Like the way I'm feeling inside

the sky is very dark.
it looks like its going to rain.
how interesting.
i need a tray to support my pie.
someone is wondering who i'm writing this to.
the hi 5 song.1234 hi5 =)

i am not weird.
not very weird either.
go on say something.
soemthing like that. ahh typo. i shan't say.

hoho. the holidays are boring. well not really...i spent the whole first week going out and the rest of it staying at home. just watched all 10 episodes of band of brothers over the last 3 days courtesy of mr alvin tan =D

and i've been amusing myself playing Jedi Academy demo over and over again. man the demo is already so entertaining. i should go get the retail version =D

the past few days, i've been cooking PASTA for lunch =D and today i had pasta and a zinger burger. tmr i shall have pasta with dumplings. not together of course. for both cases.

ahh. the nights are getting boring now. mellie is running around china and the church peepz are out in mat land at church camp. and that IAN is sporadically online. oh cool. here he is. but he usually isn't on. i dunno wad in the world he does. oh well.

goodbye =D

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this here, is extremely amusing...couldn't stop laughing reading all their...stuff >.<