Saturday, October 30, 2004

hallo.

wee new blog temp...i'm just seriously bored now so i'm messing around with stuff.

sigh...hcl ppl all mugging for their o level, and everyone else is busy with something else...i wish i could like...play tennis or badminton with myself or smth. but that wouldn't be fun. cuz i'll always win.

mmm netscape navigator is buggy. but i likeeee

ah well...i'm done with one week of work, still got one more...once again i reiterate, OFFICE WORK IS BORINNNGNGNGNIGNIGNIGNIGNIGNGINGINGIG.

haha. at least i don't have to work on weekends...unlike JUSTIN who's currently on his way to the riverboat to serve um...chicken something. oh well...i think i shall now go transfer some stupid pics from my hp into the little computer. oh joy.

is anyone free for tennis next weeek or something...aaaaa i'm dying of boredom.

somehow i have a gut feeling that i wouldn't be the same after this month. my gut never fails me. it has a much higher ratio of getting things right compared to my brain. no guts no glory. the gut owns you. gut sounds like put. gutputcutbutzutlutfut

"ahhH! my guts have been torn out"
"don't worry private, you're gonna be ok"
from MOHAA mission 3 on omaha beach =)

oh well. i shall return to my mindless exploits of running around in circles in order to improve blood circulation to the gut.

EDIT: waaaau. its raining and its very sunny. my favourite weather =)

ta ta

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

woo...80 more hours to do..spent e day taking photos of ppl. ohw ell. kinda fun. but starting it is a bit scary..one more day of taking photos and i can revert to sitting back in the office listening to my mp3 player and reading books while typing out stuff..oh well. learnt quite a lot of things actually... i have to say school rocks x 10000000 compared to office work. lalala. but once again i have to say that e staff there were all very nice...thanks especially to e rec com reps of all e depts for guiding us around =)

i have just spent the last 169 minutes watching saving private ryan. its a bloody good show...kinda thought provoking if you wanna think about it...losing a loved one or close friend under whatever circumstances can be destabilizing. and thats definitely an understatement...

Damn i miss you...

Monday, October 25, 2004

blah. first day of work attachment. its kinda cool la..working at some typical office at harbourfront centre with PSA. Now i know how DILBERT feels...being cooped up in a cubicle staring at a computer monitor all day is crazy. how does anyone stand it man?

but the staff there were very nice...they treated us to lunch at pastamania...cool people...

oh well. but office work is seriously not my thing. i'm never ever ever ever gonna work in an office when i grow up man.

cheese bun.

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

blah. todayy was RESULTS day. i have to say i'm rather satisfied with my results, however lousy/good it may be. we had mass moderations, so its damn fun. i got a 70.25 average. without POD. stupid pod. pod your head la

lol...today after school, darren chew splashed water from a puddle at ian lin

"ahh! got wet water!" - Ian Lin

henry and his genius returns too...

on his EOS essay, it was titled "ESSAY OF SCIENCE", when it was supposed to be essay on science =p

"What is your NEHM?" - HENRY

Sunday, October 17, 2004

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/bomb/sfeature/panicquiz.html

take this quiz...

During the 1950s, government officials were very concerned that, in the event of an atomic attack, law and order would break down irrevocably as the nation dissolved into widespread panic and hysteria. In its publicity campaigns the Federal Civil Defense Administration wanted to frighten people sufficiently to encourage them to take part in drills, but not to incapacitate them with fear. The following government-sponsored quiz appeared in the August 21, 1953 issue of Collier's magazine as a supplement to an article about human behavior during nuclear attack. It was intended to help readers from becoming "victims of panic."


i got 84.1 for it...hee hee

Thursday, October 14, 2004

good evening, this is YA KUN central, supplying you with your eggs and funny bread and pails of lard, over.

anyway. me and IAN went to YA KUN KAYA TOAST to eat today. its very nice.

after that, when he came to my house, we played C&C generals for a while...we took GLA, and we did smth cool...we massed ANGRY MOB and sent it over, expecting to get run over by tanks or smth. but in the end, the ANGRY MOB hooted everyone...damn funny.

we also played LF2, where we used HENRY to LIM JIU!

heck. i just had to find an excuse to blog. this is the real reason why i anyhow typed an entry in:



this is IAN LIN. in sec 2. doing something stupid. HA.

=D

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

good day

ho ho ho. yet another jolly goody day-y.

spent the day in school doing stuff like...SEC 4 FAREWELL...and doing IHS paper review. after doing that, i can safely say that i sort of screwed up one paper that i thought i could do well in. oh never ever mind, exams are over over over =D

after that comes the funn part. fun fun fun. like BUN. bunbun. we took BAS back to dog loh's house to play table tennis. while on the bus, we (dan, me and ian lin) were taking pics of HENRY. like PAPARAZZI. wee. but dan's sister had some tuition or smth on, so henry, ian and me went to ECON MINIMART. i bought some cool thing...called FRUIT AND VEGETABLE drink. i think thats what its called...from marigold. yeah..so we all ended up with some sort of carton drink. oh while we were there, something cool happened.

*pseudo-old man walks in to econ*
"OHH! JIU LAI LE!"
*lorry with huge crates of tiger beer pulls up to the front*

i bet henry's eyes were shimmering with joy =p

yeah. then we went for some sort of strange walk through a grass patch along some deserted drain place behind all the houses with trees and stuff...it was damn cool, as we walked along the drain cuz the very tall grass was damn irritating. when we reached the end there, where there was a grate, ian lin tried to do a SONIC, and tried to run up the steep incline...in the end, all that happened was that he ran halfway up, jammed, jumped to the other side, jumped back, and jumped back down. it was damn funny, and i laughed till i almost pissed. anyway, i managed to find a way up the steep incline. so cool. "need a point man?"

and so we came up, and there was some cool road with all these colonial style houses there. it was here that our resident genius henry made another incredible observation.

*Henry walks along road, and stares at a coconut tree*
"MANGO TREE!" - Henry

lol...coconut tree and mango tree also cannot tell the difference. actually he can, but he claims its cuz of "perspective error". oh well.

after that, we went to have DODO FISHBALL AND KWAY TEOW, at the BP station there. very nice! got a lot of chilli. anyway, henry makes another genius statement here.

"hey, henry is growing a beard" - Ian Lin
"Ya, you also have wad!" - HENRY
"Mine's a goatee, yours is a beard!" - IAN
"Mine is normal hair, yours is...uh...pubic hair!" - HENRY

hahahaha..another HENRY statement.

anyway, after that, we went to do stupid things with a half deflated basketball at the playground with ian cheong and the other 2. damn fun. after that, we play table tennis. i would like to comment that the way ian cheong serves is daaaaaaamn stupid.

ttfn.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

hoho...today i played TENNIS at cow's house. very fun. the feeling of whacking the ball is unlike any other sport...dunno why...must play more =D

ian cheong fell down on the roadside and started laughing

ian cheong got his leg waxed =P

theres another ian lin from our sch. and he's retarded too =D

went to cut hair with ian lin today. bad choice. i started laughing uncontrollably halfway, and e barber started smiling at me too. lol.

oh i was just watching channel newsasia...they were talking abt the low sex rate of singapore (72 times per year), then they were interviewing this LAU AH PEK about it...dunno wad he said the first part, but at the end, he went "...BUT I HAVE SEX EVERYDAY!" and he has a lau ah pek accent when saying, and my parents were laughing like wad...

oh well. i shall go sleep. there is school tomorrow. so sad. WE ARE THE RED GUARD!

fwah.

Thursday, October 07, 2004

"Basket when you get home you're gonna blog about this right?" - Darren Chew

oh yes i am, and here i am doing so =D

for those of you who are wondering what i'm gonna blog about, you don't have to wonder anymore after approximately 3 seconds of wondering.

Today was the last paper for anyone not taking bio, and the pseudo-last paper for me, as i spent yesterday studying for bio already. So i decided, heck, lets go with CHEW to macs to makan. and so it was, we took the bus 14 to some macs at clementi. when we got on the bus, this old man who "smells worse than neh neh nail" (to quote chew) came and sat next to chew, and started asking him "you study chinese right?", "how is your chinese composition?" and he then started talking about the book he had which was "the best chinese compo book in taiwan" or smth.

at first i thought he was some book seller trying to con students into buying his taiwan book thing. ok. then after that, he started talking abt his dream or smth like that, and then i heard him ask chew "your father is an engineer or you want to be an engineer right?" (right o.O), and smth like "your birthday is in December right?" (wrong). then after that he started talkign about his dreams again, and i heard somethign abt him saying that there was going to be a war soon, and smth a bout "a lot of soldiers" and "everybody dying" accompanied with retarded hand gestures.

i did not hear much, as i could not stop laughing softly to myself throughout the entire thing (my threshold for laughing at retarded things (like henry's face) is very very low as you all may already know), and after we got off, chew was doing his usual thing, swearing at the old man and everything else. according to him, the old man thought he was a psychic. strange people.

Ian lin said that i am an OLD MAN MAGNET. well. as much as i'd like to say that he's wrong, i've been meeting strange old men (or any other strange man) for the greater part of my life, especially this week. on tuesday, henry walked backwards and stepped on an old man's foot, who gave a spastic facial expression. then yesterday, to quote henry, i was "a victim of a paedophile (of course henry spelt paedophile wrongly)". well this dumb old man with a horny look kept staring at me throughout the entire MRT ride, and whenever i stared back, he'd look away, and when i resumed making fun of henry, the dumbo old man would start staring at me again. then today, the psychic old man. wad next? not to mention that at the navy open house some time ago, some weird old man just fell down behind me and grabbed my shoe. like wtf? and there are many more weird old man incidences. sigh.

anywayyy...the exams were mostly easy so far..only bio left. oh well. 22 hours more. any of the bio peepz wanna go out after e paper tmr? i'm bored.

haha you noe on the MRT, the mp3 player played the song "teenage superstar", which at one part, went:

"She’s a teenage superstar
Always got her VI funky cars"

lol..immediately i thought of:

"Its a hypothalamus!
Regulates your body temperature!"

thats where it came from in the first place =D

i'm gonna end with another quote from our resident genius leon aka henry prime aka THOW TWOOO. there are a few cooler quotes at ian lin's blog from this guy, but he missed out this one.

*we were all studying physics on tuesday before the exam*

"mmm..v equals to f LAMBDAAA" - Me, referring to the formula for the speed of the wave, which was frequency by wavelength, represented by the Greek letter LAMBDA.

*henry studying heat capacity*
"Heat capacity equals to Q over..uh...LAMBDA" - Dumb henry. The formula for heat capacity was the amount of Joules (Q) divided by the change in temperature in °C, which was represented by the greek letters delta theta. but henry din noe wad it was, so he said LAMBDA..lol. henry is daaaaaaaamn stupid. you can go read ian lin's blog for his other interesting exploits during the physics exam =D

ta ta.

Saturday, October 02, 2004

ooooh yeahhh...4 down, sIIIKHs to go......

lala..chinese ONE was easy peasy..but what i'll get is a totally different story..chemistry was sort of a killer..but i think i'll do fine. i think. IAN LIN YOU BLURRRRR..how come don't have 2 pages also dunno. blurblurblurblurblur BEEER!

whoa. and LANGUAGE ARTS was surprisingly fun and easy to do. just like chemistry! but chemistry wasn't fun or friendly this time. chem exam? there is no such thing and to speak of one is treason. anyway..our LA paper, the poem was about MOTORBIKES, BRENS, BOMBS and BAZOOKAS. kinda cool. and BEER! its the coolest poem i've ever done. and for the first time, i have a glimmer of hope for getting an A for LIT. ho ho.

IHS! another quite easy paper. TRADITIONAL! PRECONDITIONS FOR TAKEOFF! TAKEOFF! DRIVE TO MATURITY! annnnd....

AGE OF HIGH MASS CONSUMPTION! wee hee hee.

only gripe i have about it is that i spelt CHAEBOL as CHAEPOBOL. stupid korean words. it means HUGE BUSINESS CONGLOMERATE. heck la. lucky i managed to get all the innaccuracies for GNP down in my head 1 min before the paper started. wee hee hee.

funfun. oh no. monday got CORE MATH! if its as easy as last year's paper then fun already.

SURD! TURD! ASYMPTOTE!

NAIIMPEDIA!