hallo.

this morning...yvonne lim came from the other class today and scold us..for what? writing a few words on their message board. like wtf lor...has she even heard of a duster before? still say its VANDALISM. and then she goes on to talk about our class window..got one small gap she say wad "air conditioning the whole world", "waste electricity/energy" bla bla...i think more energy is emancipating from her mouth in 10 mins than is leaking thru our windows in the whole year...

sigh...today , while most people were schweeming in the schweeming pool, the "land PE people" ran 2.4. cool. darren chew died after 2 rounds, kevin also. then OLI had to jump around the field while i was having recess...hohoho...

lol...more intellectual HENRY quotes today.

after PE, i was asking him about yesterday

"aiyo...how can the moon be seen through the clouds?" - Me
"well..maybe the moon is in front of the clouds right?" - dumb HENRY.

yeah...i bet HENRY din noe neil armstrong was the first man on the sun. and today is suncake festival. and that the egyptian moon god was RA

lol..and during IHS...me and kevin were saying that hongyi watches gay pr0n. and then NEH NEH NAIL said: "yes..those were the good old days..."

oh ya..i remember when we were playing the "Staring game" while waiting for our medical checkup...i quote neh neh nail

"I will trash you all with my vibrating lip" - neh neh nail

alamak.

on the same day when HENRY said the sun was the moon...something cool happened

*ian cheong touches ian lin's ass*
"yuck you are sick!", "you gay faggot!" "eeeeeeee" etc etc, by everyone there
"how exciting" - IAN LIN

o.O

D-day minus 3

Good day.

yesterday, we went for the army half marathon/sheares bridge run thingy...very fun. i think our school's POWER WALK thing has rubbed off on certain teachers, as one of them in particular, can even walk faster than we can run/walk...oh well. strange people. la la la. THOW!

oh ya. do you all know what THOW is? he is henry's friend. henry is THOW TWO! they are all very fat. just like ian cheong. THOW SAR PIAH. THOW GAY. THOW NEE ZHUI. THOW POK. TSINGTHOW BEER. THOW WEIGHS ONE THOWSAND KG.

oh yeah. that day during e run, we ran past the gigantic NTUC headquarters/building

"Hey...does that building say NTUC?" - IAN LIN
"uh...yar" - Me
"oh. so its like a megamart la. lets go buy food" - Ian lin

haha. today, HENRY was damn stupid.

"Hey...i just realised the sun is round" - Me, pointing to the sun behind thin clouds
"of course its round la" - someone else
"No lah, thats the MOON" - damn stupid HENRY.

the cloud passed a few seconds later, and lo and behold. it was the SUN. dumb henry

oh ya. would anyone mind informing ian lin that orgasm is not the same as menstruation...i'd be very grateful...

D-Day Minus 4

THOW


McFly - Saturday Night

When my parents outta town,
I got all my buddies round,
So we gonna have a party tonight
And if your daddy's got the truck
Then I'll come and pick you up
And anyone who wants to go for a ride
And if you wanna have a drink
Theres some bottles by the sink
There'll be 20,000 people inside
You know that everybody likes to party on Saturday nite

We got every girl in school in the deep end of the pool
If you wanna take a dip bring your trunks
When we start to dim the lights
Gotta find a girl you like
And you better hope she's already drunk
If somebodys feelin sick
Get them in the garden quick
Cos we dont want them to spoil all the fun
You know that everybody wants to party on a saturday night

We're wakin everyone asleep
When we start the party in the street
We want the neighbours to complain
Cos the music's driving them insane

And if its goin to your head
Get behind the garden shed
Thats where everybody goes to get laid
Or if you want another beer
Then theres plenty in the rear
No-one here to check if you're underage
And if you think you're havin fun
Then the partys just begun
And anyone who leaves will wish that theyd stayed
You know that everybody likes to party on a saturday night

We're wakin everyone asleep
When we start the party in the street
We want the neighbours to complain
Cos our music's drivin them insane

When my parents come back home
I say we've been alone
But we dont know how the mess got this bad
I'll be grounded for a while
All I have to do is smile
And get a little talk from my dad
The next time they're away
All my buddies can stay
We'll do our best to drive the neighbourhood mad
You know that everybody likes to party on a saturday

Everybody wants to party on a saturday
Everybody loves to party on a saturday night

2333hrs, D-Day minus 7. i have finally revised everything besides chinese.

i got something to show you.



This is a TSETSE FLY. its pronounced like..SEXY FLY. or smth..

ta ta.

w00t. finally got myself a nice 3.5mm head cable to connect my muvo^2 to my strange nokia speaker/radio/charger thing. so fun.

woohoo..i have been semi productive this weekend..i studied ENZYMES, HOMEOSTASIS and CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM so far. wee hee hee.

PEE UTT

If you're walking through the valley,
There are shadows all around
Do not fear, He will guide you
He will keep you safe and sound
He has promised to never leave you or forsake you
And His word is true.

We were sinners - so unworthy,
still for us He chose to die,
Filled us with His Holy Spirit.
Now we can stand and testify,
that His love is everlasting,
and His mercies - they will never end.

Though I may not understand,
all the plans You have for me,
My life is your hands.
And through the eyes of faith, I can clearly see:

God is good all the time,
He put a song of praise in this heart of mine.
God is good all the time.
Through the darkest night, his light will shine.
God is good, God is good...
All the time

lol..i just saw this on ben chia's blog

c'mon, ben soh is BIG. no one hits a big guy.
royt had PECS. no one hits a guy with pecs.
jason has a MOTORMOUTH. no one hits a motormouth.
and i had a TIE. no one hits a guy with a tie.

hahahahaha...the last 2 lines are damn stupid...

i'm bored. cheese bun

blah blah. gah haven't been very productive recently...fell asleep studying stupid ENZYMES last night..

hai..but yesterday was fun...on bus 14 en route to orchard and in orchard itself, ian lin and I came up with a cool game...called uh...SPOT OLD MAN.

yeah, the game is self explanatory...but there are certain rules...like ANG MORH old man are not counted. old man must show various signs of being old, like extremely wrinkled face, balding, white hair, walking with a hunchback etc.

from the bus coming down from dunno wad road till lucky plaza and to lido, we spotted many many old man. but in the end, with my advanced OLD MAN SPOTTING powers, i beat ian lin 12-11, a close fight, won only by one old man i spotted coming out of the toilet at lido when we were going up the escalator. hoho.

sigh. i better go study smth like chem today.

hohohohohoho. DINK SON and the other stupid NCC people are doing their land spec now. HA HA. just imagine, tonight we'll all be sleeping in our comfy air-conditioned rooms hugging stuff and falling asleep whenever we want too. while DINK SON and the rest get to sleep in some stupid sponge bed in AMOY QUEEEEEEEE with no ventilation. HA HA HA. stupid guy die already

excellent..i have studied INDICES, SURD AND LOGARITHM already, thanks to a certain person waking me up from my nice afternoon nap =P

ah well..i'll soon proceed to do my last BHAI-O worksheet, then study for chem test tmr. gaaah. i got POD ESSAY to do by friday. sheesh, i should have done that during the hols..cheese.

D-Day Minus 16

Jason Mraz - The Remedy

I saw fireworks from the freeway
And behind closed eyes I cannot make them go away
'Cause you were born on the fourth of july, freedom ring
Now something on the surface it stings
I said something on the surface
Well it kind of makes me nervous
Who says that you deserve this
And what kind of god would serve this?
We will cure this dirty old disease
If you've got the poison I've got the remedy


The remedy is the experience.
This is a dangerous liaison
I say the comedy is that it's serious.
This is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend
The rest of your nights with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends
When it all amounts to nothing in the end.


I won't worry my life away.

I won't worry my life away.


I heard two men talking on the radio
In a cross fire kind of reality show
Uncovering the ways to plan the next big attack
They were counting down the ways to stab
The brother in the be right back after this
The unavoidable kiss, where the minty fresh
Death breath is sure to outlast this catastrophy
Dance with me, because if you've got the poison,
I've got the remedy

The remedy is the experience.
This is a dangerous liaison
I say the comedy is that it's serious.
This is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend
The rest of your nights with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends
When it all amounts to nothing in the end.


I won't worry my life away.

I won't worry my life away.


When I fall in love I take my time
There's no need to hurry when I'm making up my mind
You can turn off the sun but I'm still gonna shine and I'll tell you why

Because

The remedy is the experience.
This is a dangerous liaison
I say the comedy is that it's serious.
This is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend
The rest of your nights with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends
When it all amounts to nothing in the end.

I won't worry my life away.

I won't worry my life away.

I won't and I won't and I won't

OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY.

HENRY TUBBY COME TO PLAY



BEER!

argh. can't believe exams are just 18 days away. so far all i've done is study a bit of chem, read through my entire bio thing, and 9 chapters of chinese. this is sad.

aaaa why are they taking so long to repair my phone...i can't stand the 30 sms capacity of my current phone now..180! 180! viva la storage capacity! hai..still dunno whether i should change my phone or not.. sentimentality (yeah i backed up some of my msgs =) ) vs. advancement... hey anyone knows whether you can transfer messages stored in phone memory (not sim card) to another phone? i'll give you a TAU SAR PIAH if you tell me how to...

=(

sigh. apparently the tau sar piah song is so widely known now..even mr jason chan wants one O.o

strange.

oh ya..wesley, this is for you =P

well..sam seems to be fine..although he has to go for chemo for the next few months =(

oh well..hold steady sammy =)

i sent my hp for repairs. when i get it back i'm gonna trade it in for a 6600. egg shaped phone. woohoo. anti-mugger device? maybe.

1630hrs (or thereabout) 09/09/2004. My phone so happily died on me.

wo de xin hen tong.

if only its contents were not of a sentimental value..i'd be much happier then =(

cuz i'm getting a new phone.. but it'll be empty. aside from the 30 msgs in my sim card.

sigh.

sighsighsigh.

weeks ago, i told ian cheong i won't want to change my phone for the next dunno how many years. but fate/God had to intervene. sigh.

why now?

oh well.



Rest in peace 7250i =(

hahahaha. dickson is retardedly fun to watch. especially when he never see ice cream that can be held upside down before. and when he tips it over ian cheong. hoho

"hey ian cheong, in india you will be damn sexy, as fat people are considered more sexy(?) there" - Xide when reading some book

oh ya..talking about Xide.. he had diarrheoa or smth la, and when he wanted to go to the toilet, he stood up (we were on the side ledges at lido) and banged his head damn hard on the lowered ceiling..and the ceiling was knocked out of place.

and ian cheong shat in his pants. or something like that. go ask him yourself =p

sigh...going out with them ain't the same as it used to be...don't really know why...maybe they've changed.

or maybe I've changed?

dunno.

oh man..sam chan's down with smth serious..he's been telling me for weeks already that he doesn't feel right..hope he gets well soon..keep him in your prayers ya? =)

Excellent.

avp is cool man..especially the predator. woosh.

man. we should set up a band.

HENRY! HENRY! HENRY!
HENRYHENRHENRY!
BEER!
WA SI HENRY!
WA SI LIM PEH!
LIM PEH LIM JIU!

TAU SAR PIAH!

BEER! NERVE!

hoho. just a few words that can be said in that..ZERG! tone.

lalala. haha making BEER jokes about henry can be extremely hilarious sometimes =D but is also a health hazard. ran out of air quite a few times while laughing. ah well. BEER!

oh i think henry is in for something big next term..hoho. OLD MAN praised henry. "very good, old chap. come, lets drink BEER!"

mmm..random quotes from random people.

"some people don't realise that thank you already has a 'you' in it" - Sam Chan

"If i'm going to get question 5 wrong, i'm going to get it wrong like a MAN!" - NEH NEH NAIL aka Breast Ong

"UHhHHHh. so much gas" - HENRY. after drinking BEER. ok ok not beer XD

"hey, i tot you said you going to pon school today?" - Guy 1 outside class 3.1
"har? no la my mother don't allow." - Guy 2
"Wa lao why you come! Now we have to do the newspaper review! mailto:*@#@*&%#@*&%!" - Guy 1

tata.

hohohoho. today was fun. and so was yesterday.

i met kee siew at NTUC at coro today! she wasn't laughing though.

lala.everything happens for a reason i suppose o.O

oh yes..tennis yesterday was fun fun fun, even though 3/4 of my serves went into the net, 1/8 went out, and the other 1/8 was CORRECT! not wrong. lala. i really need someone to teach me how to serve properly..i hit 9 balls out of the court yesterday! play too much badminton already o.O

100 plus is heavenly when you're on the verge of fainting due to the hot hot hot sun =D

haha. i am having 2 large slices of pizza hut supreme chicken stuffed crust pizza 1 and a half hours before dinner..boy won't my parents be pleased.

oh ya..i found this somewhere in ian lins blog archives.

"hmm i feel a sudden impulse rushing in me to sing my IAN LIN NATIONAL ANTHEM now. those of you who know the 'training to be soldiers" tune from NCC can sing along with me to celebrate!

Training to be IAN LIN,
IAN LIN is the best.
Who is too good?
IAN LIN is too good.
IAN LIN is too smart
IAN LIN GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD

of course this is the politically correct version. and it's much shorter and simpler to sing than fish's rendition :

ian lin is too lousy
Ian lin is an old man
ian lin is senile
ian lin is an egyptian
ianlin has rheumatism
and it goes on...rubbish rite?

who's the BEST? thats a rhetorical question. dont answer." - IAN LIN

"too good, too good.
told you IAN LIN will always prevail
never fear
never falter
he lafffs in the face of danger
HA HA HA
he knows everything
HNEH HnEH Hneh
he can speak vietnamese
HUI HUI HNOH HEE HNOH
he thinks kaurs are cool
he is. IAN LIN.
and now
he needs to pang sai
bai bai" - IAN LIN

hohoho.