Friday, August 27, 2004

oh yEAh. chinese test was easy peasy cheezy weezy

lala

doing service learning is kinda fun..but sometimes i wonder whether we're doing the correct thing.

cuz we're actually going to queenstown library to shel..um..increase the efficiency of national information archives by assisting in cataloging them.

yeah thats right. neh neh nail is obsessed with having lunch -_-

neh neh nail is BREAST ONG.

"you know, calling me neh neh nail is like calling me...BREAST ONG" - Nathanael last sunday

so thats where it all began =D

oh well. i must go soon
henry is a loon
but he is not as fat as POON
eats peanuts with a spoon
he also like to eat cocoon
i am going to hoot him with DRAGOON

blah.

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

yAyYyy. i passed my ay math taast

ah well..here i am again, rushing to complete my ISO second/final draft (how to cut from 6000 to 2500 words?!) and then after that, there's still IHS. oh no. there's BIO too. and there is physics test. allll TOMORROW. wonderwonderwonderful.

then there's chinese test on friday. and i think i'll get screwed for my GUUU SHI DAAA WANG. STORY BIG KING.

this is damn stupid.

oh well. i shall go continue with my WORK.



cuuute =D



KIM CHIII!!!! (scroll right)

Sunday, August 22, 2004

aaaAAAaAAAaagh. !%@!%&*%$&*#$!@#$!@*^#$!@^*#*%$!@*%^&*@#

lose already..hai..din expect jiawei to win..that korean person kept playing defensively and doing backspins..and jiawei got too impatient and made to many mistakes

=(

wadever. as of 2 posts below, i re state my point.

Li Jiawei is cute

=D

OH HO!

I noe i noe! ACS IB is a conspiracy!

you noe in singapore, almost every government related thing are in acronyms, eg. MOH, MOE, ERP, all the highways, CPF, COE, LTA, MRT, MAS, GST, SAF, SBS, PSA, SDU etc etc...

then now, all our IB things are all mass acronyms too, and they come with lots of assignments eg. IHS, POD, ISO, EOS, ERP etc.

they're making us hate acronyms so that by any stroke of luck we become the gahmen, then we won't use acronyms anymore!

sneaky sneaky

Saturday, August 21, 2004

hai..whatever la.

Li Jiawei is cute =D

http://img56.exs.cx/img56/2063/jiawei02.jpg

shit! bloody noisy north korean woman won...basket...go home eat your cold noodles la.

watching table tennis now...the north korea woman damn noisy...even my mother can't stand...eek.

go jia wei!

=D

Friday, August 20, 2004

tralala...horrifying week i must say. absolutely horrifying.

and the same goes for the coming week too.

I wonder what those brains behind the ac IB programme are thinking...stuffing us with multiple tests and major assignments at the same time...granted, the major assignments were given to us like eons ago...but who do they think we are? knowing us so well, they should have forseen that we'd all do them like at the most 2 days before..with the obvious exception of a select few people who are..nevermind

and law exploded during chinese class today...saying that if we don't hand up our GU SHI DA WANG shit by tmr morning, she'd give us 5 demerit points on monday. now what sort of sense is this? 5 demerit points for not handing up one piece of homework, compared to1 demerit point for skipping classes, 3 demerit points given for vandalism or causing public behaviour, and 6 for assault, arson, possesion and use of weapons and gangsterism. What this goes to show is that not handing up one piece of CHINEEESEEE homework is almost tantamount to bringing an air rifle or BB gun to school and wounding someone with it. or burning down the school for that matter. gee. i'd rather skip chinese class for 5 days in a row and get 5 demerit points than getting 5 on one day for not handing up that dumb thing. ah well...one of those mysteries of life that can never be solved o.O

on the brighter side of things, its only 8 or so weeks till the end of examinations..i think. then we can screw around...until we get our JOB EXPERIENCE thing. thats kinda cool, come to think of it. that they they told us that some lucky buggers even got to 'filter' the applicants for air stewardesses in SIA man..how power can that get? mmm..i hope i get to work in SHELL. then can become the old man that helps you fill up your gas tank at the station =D yeah...thats a nice prospect. what i dream to be doing 50 years down the road =D =D =D

sigh. no poet in history can match the poetic genius of our own IAN LIN *cough cough*

Fickle Pickle Ickle Dickle
- by IAN LIN

Good day, and Good Night.
The sky now, is not so bright.
In fact, the sun went down without a fight.
Now it seems, we're covered in blight.
Might fight sight right, alright?

Monday, August 16, 2004

lol..today was a fun fun day in school..especially our double period recess today due to no PE. we had a newspaper war in class =D well..it first started with me throwing a ball of paper at henry over and over again. then somehow, i hit dickson in the eye, and he sort of died.

then qiao zhi started throwing the paper ball at nick koh whenever he wasn't looking, and then nick koh went to take ian cheong's table to 'throw' at him. But when he picked up the table, all of ian cheong's newspapers fell onto the floor. then all hell broke out, and everyone grabbed chunks of newspaper and started throwing them at anyone close. then after a while, we all stopped.

then. WESLEY came into class after playing soccer. As he approached us, we all picked up balls and sticks of newspaper and bombarded him with it...hoho, and he started whacking each of us (alphabetical order, maybe?), then we stopped and cleared up the class. wahaha. it was daaaaaaamn stupid. but also daaaaaaaamn fun =D

Quotes of the DAY:

*I threw a paper ball and hit josh hoe's face while Mr Michael DOYLE walked pass*
"whoa..ballistics eh? (in his scottish accent)" - Michael Doyle

*(fat) nick koh chasing (fat) qiao zhi around the class with a stick of newspaper, acting like a caveman*
"wau. Nicholas of the jungle" - soon kai
"nicholas the jungle" - oliver
I think this would be THE quote of the day XD

This was overheard in the canteen this morn...

"Eh, can you lend me one dollar"
"You still owe me two bucks la f*ck you"
lol it was funny when i was there...

Bryan Loh telling a "joke" during our marshalling

"what is the difference between our CSM and a bucket of shit?" - Bryan
"nothing" - Me
"nope..the bucket" - Bryan

aaaaa i'm giving command to e school tomorrow morning. very scaryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Sunday, August 15, 2004

mmm…lets state a hypothetical scenario…the setting is during the cold war.

The continental United States comes under an all out nuclear attack by the Soviet Union, and they were caught unaware. Virtually every person on American soil was vaporized. Shortly after, massive soviet armour divisions spearheaded an advance into Western Europe, and within a week, Europe falls under Soviet rule. Ok with that aside…

Now, somewhere under the Barents Sea, lies an American SSBN (submarine, ballistic missile, nuclear powered). Lets say it’s the first of the Ohio class, USS Ohio SSBN-726. That leaves it armed with 24 UGM-133 Trident II D5 SLBMs (submarine launched ballistic missiles), each containing 8 W-88 thermonuclear MIRVs (multiple independently-targeted re-entry vehicles) with a 475 kiloton yield per MIRV. Coming to periscope depth for its weekly instructions from shore based COMSUBLANT (Submarine command, Atlantic fleet), they received no transmissions, military or civilian, from the continental United States or any friendly nations.

Under Contingency 12 (war plan document of what to do when all out nuclear war commences), which states if a missile submarine commander becomes convinced that the United States has fallen victim to a surprise nuclear strike, he is fully authorized to retaliate on his own, with no orders from the Pentagon or White House, as SSBNs do not have PALs (preventive action interlocks), unlike US Air Force strategic bombers or US Army nuclear silos, which require authorization to fire.

Unsure of whether the US has come under nuclear attack, the commanding officer of the Ohio consulted his crew. The decision was made. The helmsman positioned the Ohio at launch depth, and prepared to fire its entire battery of 24 SLBMs, containing 192 nuclear warheads, at every major soviet city. Even the distant city of Vladivostok was targeted. If done right, the Soviet Union and its people would be nothing but smoldering craters, just like what the United States has become after a nuclear attack.

As the final preparations were made, all the commanding officer could do was pray. Even if everything went according to plan, there’d still be the dilemma of whether he did the right thing, whether he would ever see his family again, whether they could reach any friendly port, whether they could evade soviet hunter-killer submarines…

I feel that way. You all know why.

well. a general in the US Marines, General Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller , once said during the korean war:

"They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can't get away from us now!"- Lt.Gen Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC

When the Marines were cut off behind enemy lines and the Army had written the 1st Marine Division off as being lost because they were surrounded by 22 enemy divisions. The Marines made it out inflicting the highest casualty ratio on an enemy in history and destroying 7 entire enemy divisions in the process. An enemy division is 16500+ men while a Marine division is 12500 men.

and i'm still pinning my hope on those five words.

adun toridas =)

why am i not surprised?

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

oh no..the bad thing about long holidays is that no matter how long it is, you can only finish a certain amount of homework..cuz a majority of schoolgoing kids like us only do homework on the very last day of the hols..same case with the june hols this year..for me at least =D

lala..time passes so faaast. i wonder how chu hua, jiaxin and andrew YOUNG are doing at um..NATIONAL CAMP now..remember telling jiaxin the rabbit about how dumb he was to go for national camp a few days ago..now tmr we have to go back to school...sigh.. so faaast oNEEEE. if only we could somehow apply the effects of time dilation..in reverse, so that time can be...SLOWED DOWN. like. slowed down y'know? oh well..no use writing all this now..

oh yeah..yesterday was funnnnnnnnnnnnnn. weeeee.

sigh...sometimes i just wonder whether things are really like what it seems to be...cuz its like suddenly..i don't know whether i can trust anyone or not. maybe its just me...oh well

work work!

EDIT: oh btw did you all watch singapore idol? its damn retarded! especially the lemon tree guy...oh i got a nice advertisement from malaysian idol here...go HERE: http://home.pacific.net.sg/~jesslee/ymca.wmv

VISITOR'S PASS!

EDIT EDIT:

Malaysia BOLEH!!

After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, a Malaysian scientist En Mat Boot, reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500m, Malaysian scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless mobile phones." MALAYSIA BOLEH!! ....

Sunday, August 08, 2004

update!

i wonder why some people have lots of things to say..well for one thing, i don't. so here i am trying to figure wad to plonk on my nice little page...anyway...we got a loooong loooong break now..well. sort of long. argh. if i consider that long then wad will i say when the december hols come? oh nvm. stupid la. the prospect of the final year exams being dunno how near is scaring me. i bet i'll screw my chinese as usual. oh well. ah i gtg now. fatty.

Thursday, August 05, 2004

hohoho..all the HCL ppl studying for CHINEEEESE test. haha. CHINEEEESE la.

oh well...y'know this morning i just realised that gleneagles hospital is across the road from the US Embassy, after passing it every schoolgoing morning for almost 3 years, until now then i realise. well cuz the bus stop after the US Embassy always got nanyang girls there, then my head would inadvertently be trained towards the left, hence i missed the fact that gleneagles was just across the road..always wondered where it was...oh well. you learn something new everyday =D

this week has been quite a FUN week. began with me handing up my CHINEEEEESE file early on monday morning, 0651hrs. c div rugby finals...we WIN! next year. must WIN back the B div too! if not we should go bomb them..wee.

oh yeah. i have the highest pulse rate in bio class, along with jovin. 3 possible reasons. 1) i am unfit 2) i have a weak heart 3) high metabolic rate? argh. can't be 1). reallY! CanNOT! TAK BOLEH. maybe 3. but i hope not TWOOOOOO. that means i'll die of cardiac arrest. oh no.

haiYA. i'm just here because theres nothing to do. noTHING TO DO! how?

i think i shall go do my filing. maybe not. i'll just hang around here for a while..

goodbye