kayaking in heavy rain and wind is shiok =D

"...'cause I'm trying to get through today
and there's one thing I know
I don't wanna think about you
or think about me
don't wanna figure this out
don't wanna think about you
or think about nothing
don't wanna talk this one out..."

"...run away, run away
i'm running as fast as i can
run away, run away
i'll never come back again
run away, run away..."

weee. today was fun. just like yesterday. and also like CHEMISTRY. nevermind

anywayyy...we had some dumb ncc spec course briefing la. and the ****ing ******* *** **** no brain ncc hq ppl moved us to phase 2 k.. wa lao wads your ****ing ******* problem, no ****ing organizational skills isit? now then you ****ing move us when we've ****ing planned our holidays already. anyway wad do you expect from a bunch of people who can't find jobs elsewhere...

then. THENNN comes the fun part.

me and uncle IAN took e MRT all the way to expo lar, then we queued for like 40 mins to take e bus to changi naval base..weee. i just wonder sometimes, is this country really full of people with too much time on their hands on weekends? wa lao..i wonder why there are so many so many so many so many x 10^23 OLD MAN doing at a navy open house? i mean like, wtf mate? unless they were all naval personnel like 40 years ago why else would they come? ya. and so the queue was long. full of old man.

then..THEN. while we were walking around.. i suddenly felt someone grab my legs and then a loud THUD sound was heard..i looked back and you know what happen? you know? know or not? OLD MAN FELL DOWN man..and he grabbed me while he was falling..i wonder how he manages to fall face down while walking normally.. and he looked quite healthy. luckily his TEETH or dentures or whatever never fell out man...

yar. so we walked around. and around. went on board LST-209, RSS Persistance..damn frigging big. well its an LST..actually an LPD, so..of course it should have been big. played around with the simbad/mistral SAM launcher and the CIS 50cal GPMG on it.. basket why din they let us go into the SJOOOORMEN SSKs...that'd have been lovely man... oh ya. and i finally found out what the lil rails on the side of the 57mm/75 bofors gun was for. it was a rocket launcher. well on tanks it would've been a smoke grenade launcher..yay

oh well. i'm bored. do you know what is RTH? RETURN TO HOME! < bad grammar by ncc hq staff

whee. today was a FUN day. just like chemistry. chemistry is FUN AND FRIENDLY

HOKAEI. we were supposed to go lido today. then dunno why i ended up at cathay, and i was like..shit shit who the fuck's shooting at us, fire missiles! oh nvm. anyway ya la. i blur la. so i walked walked walked all the way to lido..lalala. then the IANs and dumb XIDE were already eating la. so i had to go buy food. basket there all the CHIJ ppl queueing up..then one of the dumb ians reminded me about the BANANA incident.. it happened quite long ago, and it should have been posted somewhere, so if you're really bored, try to look around e archives of this bloggy. first one to get it right (tag) gets a..uh..banana.

and you faggys..stop going HI SON or i'll bomb your house..fyi HENRY is 10 times fatter than RAYMOND, and at least raymond does not have neh neh that can receive free-to-air television right, unlike PAK YEAN

yar. so we watched shrek 2..the music was damn nice..so i got the soundtrack. bleh there's so many cds i wanna get, so little MARNEY. o well. bangbangbangbangdiediedie

oh yar.. after coming out from the cinema, ian lin, from 12 miles away, spotted a MOUSTACHE with no visual aids. so cool. ian cheong was so happy to see miss facial hair universe 2004 of course. lalala.

i have a THEORY. cinema screens produce immense amount of UV radiation.. as after i came out of the cinema, the skin on my arms were peeling as if they were sunburnt. ORH HOR

Accidentally In Love
by Counting Crows

So she said what's the problem baby
What's the problem I don't know
Well maybe I'm in love (love)
Think about it every time
I think about it
Can't stop thinking 'bout it

How much longer will it take to cure this
Just to cure it cause I can't ignore it if it's love (love)
Makes me wanna turn around and face me but I don't know nothing 'bout love

Come on, come on
Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
The world will follow after
Come on, come on
Cause everybody's after love

So I said I'm a snowball running
Running down into the spring that's coming all this love
Melting under blue skies
Belting out sunlight
Shimmering love

Well baby I surrender
To the strawberry ice cream
Never ever end of all this love
Well I didn't mean to do it
But there's no escaping your love

These lines of lightning
Mean we're never alone,
Never alone, no, no

Come on, Come on
Move a little closer
Come on, Come on
I want to hear you whisper
Come on, Come on
Settle down inside my love

Come on, come on
Jump a little higher
Come on, come on
If you feel a little lighter
Come on, come on
We were once
Upon a time in love

We're accidentally in love
Accidentally in love (x7)

Accidentally

I'm In Love, I'm in Love,
I'm in Love, I'm in Love,
I'm in Love, I'm in Love,
Accidentally (X 2)

Come on, come on
Spin a little tighter
Come on, come on
And the world's a little brighter
Come on, come on
Just get yourself inside her

Love ...I'm in love

gah. i'm feeling shit..for no particular reason..

anyway..i got a2 average for my term report for the first time in my life..finally reached 70. woohoo. comments weren't that good though.. fat MUFFIN and NARDEN said i talked too much in class.. while every other teacher said better things. wahaha. bomb muffin..

lol..war games was screwed up for us man.. we hijacked our own satellite containing CLARKE's trigger, and we (the US) and USSR went to bomb the OPEC countries as we thought they were the ones that launched the satellite..when it was actually US THAT LAUNCHED IT. wahahahaha. so cool..then we got kicked out of the security council..

other fun things that happened was that the indian prime minister got kidnapped halfway through the game..haha VAJPAYEE got kidnapped. eh no. its SONIA GANDHI now..eh. nonononono. WRONG!!!!!!!! its MANMOHAN SINGH. BHAI SIMI SEK?

yar. anywayyy. i'll stop talking now

BHAI!!! BABU BABU BABU

Don't Wanna Think About You
by Simple Plan

Can you leave me here alone now
I don't want to hear you say that you know me
that I should be always doing what you say
'cause I'm trying to get through today
and there's one thing I know

I don't wanna think about you
or think about me
don't wanna figure this out
don't wanna think about you
or think about nothing
don't wanna talk this one out
won't let you bring me down

'cause i know
don't wanna think about you
don't wanna think about you

When I wake up here tomorrow
things will never be the same
'cause I won't wait
'cause you won't change
and you'll always be this way
now I'm gunna get through today
and there's one thing I know

Don't wanna think about you
or think about me
don't wanna figure this out
don't wanna think about you
or think about nothing
don't wanna talk this one out

this time
won't let you bring me down
won't let you shut me out
this time I know
don't wanna think about you

run away, run away
im running as fast as i can
run away, run away
i'll never come back again
run away, run away

don't wanna think about you
or think about me
don't wanna figure this out
think about me
don't wanna talk this one out

Don't wanna think about you
or think about me
don't wanna figure this out
don't wanna think about you
or think about nothing
don't wanna talk this one out

this time
won't let you bring me down
won't let you shut me out
this time I know
don't wanna think about you

run away, run away
don't wanna think about you
run away, run away
don't wanna think about you
run away, run away
don't wanna think about you
run away, run away

lol yesterday the panel discussion was damn hilarious. i mean the way THUMBOOOO laughs is damn hilarious..makes you want to laugh too..lol. anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

i'm bored. as usual. life sucks.

nehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehnehneh

PAOPAOPAOPAOPAOPAOPAOPAOPAOPAOPAO

61! 61 is down! super 61 is down! we have a black hawk down, we have a black hawk down...

blah. dunno whether i should have volunteered to go for NCC tomorrow even though i'm excused from it. cuz i'm the POOD tomorrow. anyway i already have, so i'm going. then i'll have to go for sunday's 6km kayaking too. sigh. should be worth it lar. after june hols it should be smooth sailing all the way =D

oh well. as predicted, i screwed up my chinese test. 54.5/100 ain't looking very good..and my bio overall grade is screwed too. and so is my lang arts. argh.thats about half my subjects.

just watched master and commander..lovely show........the CGIs of the broadsides were fantastic..just that there was not enough music..so i don't think there'd be a soundtrack for it..

neh neh

not againnnnnnnnnnnn.........................argh i just got major jacked

Blah. contrary to IAN LIN, i major screwed up my chinese test. din do too well for the MUGGABLEs, and the zhao jus too..and i din really understand the questions of the comprehension. and the cloze passage too. yar. thats about the whole paper.

heck..always look on the bright side of life =D

tomorrow got a math test on SETS..which sounds like something else but i won't go into that.. should be kinda ok but i think i'll screw it up too..so must STUDYYY later. wee..yayyy i got 27.5/30 for my physics test..and i got 75% for semester 1 for CHEMISTRY. kinda ok lar..but i think my lang arts marks are gone..bleh..wish i could drop lang arts A..wait..its called LITERATURE..drop it for history. History > Lit..but stupid DRONG doesnt allow that.bomb him lar.. sigh..and i won't do that well for bio compared to e 2 other sciences. yeah. the 2 maths should be above 75 la..maybe not a math but nevermind. why am i telling you all my marks for anyway..

oh welllllllllll. i got this from ian cheong who got this from AL AL

10 IMPORTANT THINGS INSIDE YOUR BACKPACK :
(mmm i assume its what you carry with you)
1. handphone
2. wallet
3. jack knife
4. muvo²
5. uh..calculator?
6. handphone headset
7. CI YU SHOU CE
8. pencilcase?
9. FOOLSCAP PAD
10. dumb book which i scribble nonsense in


9 THINGS THAT YOU REALLY WANT NOW :
1. to drop lit for history
2. the data which i lost in my old com =(
3. no holiday homework/courses/camps whatever.
4. a moguuuuu. quACk
5. CDs
6. um..DVDs!
7. M-16 Rifle to go shoot some people
8. uh..add an M203 to that
9. lalala.. all i want for christmas is you

8 OF YOUR FAVOURITE FOODS :

1. ben and jerry's ice cream! any flavour also can! =D
2. choc fudge
3. any sort of pastry
4. any fast fooood
5. Pasta. anything
6. marks and spencers almond biscuits!
7. uh..oyster omelettes?
8. most jap food. hee

7 OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS :

i shan't say anything.

6 OF YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIES :
(i'll put more than 6. neh neh)
1. U-571
2. K-19: The Widowmaker
3. Pearl Harbor
4. The Patriot
5. Love Actually =P
6. Air Force One
7. The Longest Day
8. Black Hawk Down
9. Behind Enemy Lines
10. The Matrix triology

5 THINGS IN YOUR ROOM :

1. mini hi-fi
2. my whole array of chargers
3. bookshelves
4. table =S
5. uh..bed?

4 THINGS YOU ATE/DRANK TODAY :

1. SANG MEE! NO EGG
2. Tuna Cold Pasta
3. some weird DIGESTIVE biscuit
4. WATER

3 THINGS YOU COULDNT LIVE WITHOUT :

1. friends
2. air, water, food
3. X
(i wonder whether WESLEY can live without internet or not)

2 THINGS YOU USUALLY READ :

1. anything military.. History, Fiction, etc
2. uh....do newspapers count?

1 PERSON YOU CAN'T FORGET :
i won't say anything.

mmm. i must say ian lin really has too much time on his hands =X

hoho..just finished a tub of ben and jerry's new york super chunk ice cream..bleh..thats 310 calories..i'll go do 10km on the elliptical later..re"studied" 5 ke of chinese and wrote a letter this morning..kinda productive day compared to any other..

gah..one rant.

you know why an express lane is called an EXPRESS lane? cuz its meant for people to buy 1-6 items and screw off.. whereas this fat not so old but still quite old lady brought a whole basket of whatever shit there was and went to the express lane, and clogged up the whole queue, where most ppl had only one or two items..my damn tub of ice cream was frigging melting..stupid dumbass..had half a mind to go up to her and yell at her or smth..but of course, i didn't. whats more the counter staff even let her check out all her shit there..basket express lane ok..the cashier should have pulled out a revolver from under the counter and shot her dead man..

blah. i am le TIRED. going to do "10"km on the elliptical then..come back here..or study 5 more ke of chinese..stupid ASK AND LEARN..i don't even know what the hell we're supposed to do.

neh neh..fat nick koh want to run for president arh. basket go campaign somewhere else, dont' clog up my tag board..i'm rather fond of my tags.

goodbye

"Smooth Criminal"

As He Came Into The Window
It Was The Sound Of A
Crescendo
He Came Into Her Apartment
He Left The Bloodstains On
The Carpet
She Ran Underneath The Table
He Could See She Was Unable
So She Ran Into The Bedroom
She Was Struck Down, It Was
Her Doom

Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok, Are You Ok, Annie

(Annie Are You Ok)
(Will You Tell Us That You're
Ok)
(There's A Sign In The
Window)
(That He Struck You-A
Crescendo Annie)
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
(He Left The Bloodstains On
The Carpet)
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom)

Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Hit By-
A Smooth Criminal

So They Came Into The
Outway
It Was Sunday-What A Black
Day
Mouth To Mouth Resus-
Citation
Sounding Heartbeats-
Intimidations

Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie

(Annie Are You Ok)
(Will You Tell Us That You're
Ok)
(There's A Sign In The
Window)
(That He Struck You-A
Crescendo Annie)
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
(He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet)
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom)

(Annie Are You Ok)
(So, Annie Are You Ok)
(Are You Ok Annie)
(You've Been Hit By)
(You've Been Struck By-
A Smooth Criminal)

Okay, I Want Everybody To
Clear The Area Right Now!

Aaow!
(Annie Are You Ok)
I Don't Know!
(Will You Tell Us, That
You're Ok)
I Don't Know!
(There's A Sign In The
Window)
I Don't Know!
(That He Struck You-A
Crescendo Annie)
I Don't Know!
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
I Don't Know!
(Left Bloodstains On The
Carpet)
I Don't Know Why Baby!
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
I Don't Know!
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom-Annie!)
(Annie Are You Ok)
Dad Gone It-Baby!
(Will You Tell Us, That
You're Ok)
Dad Gone It-Baby!
(There's A Sign In The
Window)
Dad Gone It-Baby!
(That He Struck You-A
Crescendo Annie)
Hoo! Hoo!
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
Dad Gone It!
(Left Bloodstains On The
Carpet)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
Doggone It!
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom-Annie!)
Aaow!!!

wa..came back from 2 days of kayaking..waking up at 0600hrs every day while everyone else is celebrating a long weekend..but it was funNNnNNNNNNnn..

-dickson is gay
-spray decks and eskimo bow rescues are cool
-polo kayaks can't go straight
-ian lin can capsize while rescuing me..twice =X
-ian lin can laugh while capsizing (not after capsizing. WHILE capsizing)
-jinyan is fat. he climbed on the stern of my kayak while i was on it and the whole thing tilted upwards with me in it, water came in as my spray deck was off, and the whole kayak started sinking.
-a kayak can still move while it is submerged underwater but the right way up. i'm a submariner!
-when jinyan's white shirt is wet, can see how fat his *ahem*s are.
-jinyan can't stop capsizing on purpose
-gareth gets rammed by at least 3 people per minute whenever the instructor asks us to practise something on our own
-the sun is hot
-my neck is sunburnt
-you can see the moon even though it is on one side of the earth and you're on the other..somehow.
-98.7FM Perfect 10 rocks when its played damn loudly in the background
-it was FUNnNNnN

one thing that sucks. I have approximately 13 days of holiday in june including weekends. stupid NCC HQ. i hope it gets bombed by the moro islamic liberation front. or bun bun. bunbunbunbun

i'm bored. i'm installing SOF2 now. hee. then i'll install homeworld 2. then i'll study chinese at night and do one ISO literature report. though i have a feeling i won't do either one of them. or maybe both.

goodbye. ZAI ZIAN. TAU YUT!

McFly - Five Colours In Her Hair

Shes got a lip ring in 5 colours in her hair
Not into fashion but I love the clothes she wears
Her tatoos always hidden by her under wear
She don't care!

Everybody wants to know her name
I threw a house party and she came
Everyone asks me
Who the hell is she?
That wierdo with 5 colours in her hair

Shes just a loner with a sexy attitude
I'd like to phone her cos' she put me in the mood
The rumors spreading round that she cooks in the nude
She don't care, she don't care!

Everybody wants to know her name
How does she cope with her new found fame?
Everyone asks me
Who the hell is she?
That weirdo with 5 colours in her hair

She was all I thought about
That girl I couldnt live without
But then she went insane
She couldnt take the fame
Shed had enough
And shaved 5 colours off and now
Shes just a weirdo with no name

Everybody wants to know her name
How does she cope with her new found fame?
Everyone asks me
Who the hell is she?
That weirdo with 5 colours in her hair

sigh. dunno wad the hell i was doing. Never again..

HAPPY BURFDAY CHEWWWWWWWWW. OG

anyway..went out with chew, ian lin and HENRY today. somehow chew ran off somewhere in borders..probably to read his FANTASY book. so we 3 went to lido to eat la, then we found fat yarn cheong and xide there. wa lao they pon school today then come back in stupid poser shirts. neh.

funny..today lido so many ppl one. even MEL EU and EVELYN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE were there..guess its the end of the exam week eh.

oh well..haha 2 days ago during recess, there was a stack of LIAN HE ZAO BAO on the table with william hung on it. damn fun. you just take it, hold it in front of the person's face, say "LOOK! ITS WILLIAM HUNG!" then throw it at him. lalala

Up From a Sub

Out in the sky in the midddle of the night
When we hit the deck we're ready to fight.
Up from a sub 60 feet below.
We scuba to the surface and we're ready to go.
We're gonna back stroke,side stroke,swim to shore.
When we hit the beach we're ready for war.

Well Chief caught a round right between the eyes,
and corpsman thought for sure that the Chief would die.
But chief stood up straight as any man
and killed four commies in hand to hand.
Well twenty seconds later there was not a sound,
and fifty dead Commies were lying around.

Now Superman may be the man of steel,
but he ain't no match for a Navy SEAL.
Now Chief and supe they got in a fight.
Chief hit him in the head with some kryptonite.
Supe fell down on his knees in pain.
now the chief's dating Louis Lane.

Well I've got a dog and his name is blue.
And blue wants to be a SEAL too...
So I bought him a mask and four little fins.
I took him too the ocean and I threw his butt in.
Blue came back too my suprise.
With a shark in his teeth and gleam in his eyes.

wahahaha. fixed the stupid com with my dad..stupid HP service ctr got flooded with ppl that were killed by the sasser worm lol. so heck, we reformatted the thing, searched the whole darn internet for drivers and now the whole thing works..almost. except that the USB ports are not working =( so now i'm playing around with the chipset driver. bleh.

anywayYyyyyYYYyYYy. i bought OFP: Resistance that day..and then i downloaded the SAF mod..wa lao damn funny k..the SAR-21 sort of overpowered..the voice commands are so retarded too =D

weee.

4 tests.

damn.

Better Than Life
Hillsong

Better than the riches of this world
Better than the sound of my friends voices
Better than the biggest dreams of my heart
And that's just the start

Better than getting what I say I need
Better than living the life that I want to
Better than the love that anyone could give
Your love is

You hold me now in Your arms, and never let me go
You oh Lord make the sun shine
And the moon light in the night sky
You give me breath and all Your love
I give my heart to You because

I can't stop falling in love with You
I'll never stop falling in love with You
I can't stop falling in love with You
I'll never stop falling in love with You

hohohoho.
i'm here to re tell you about the stupid LA(B) play we had in class..sofunsofun

well basically we had to do a play about some retarded kid that din want his parents to go to to some PTM. so the story goes..

Nick koh was IAN CHEONG
Ian cheong was PAK YEAN, IAN CHEONG's father
IAN LIN was IAN CHEONG's Grandfather/Caveman
WESSSSSSSSSSSSSSLEy was TAN SOON CHENG the corpse teacher..wahahahah
XIDE was HENRY (goatee man)
and I. was LEON, IAN CHEONG's best friend

so the story was damn retarded, there was no script so it was sorta impromtu. WESSSSSSSSSSSSSSLEY was the dumb teacher that told LEON and IAN CHEONG that there was a PTM. then IAN CHEONG went home and shot PAK YEAN(played by the real ian cheong) dead cuz he din want him to go to PTM, "DIE PAK YEAN! BANGBANGBANGBANG". Then he brought his retarded grandfather(IAN LIN) to the PTM instead. lol,then PAK YEAN, who was dead, started laughing while on the floor (ian cheong wad -_-)

the PTM scene was retarded. when WESSSSSSSSSSLEY asked IAN LIN something, ian lin said: "wait, i got caterpillar in my teeth"..LOL. 1,000,000 years never bathe or do anything else i wonder why the caterpillar hasn't become butterfly yet o.O

then, to sum up that scene, IAN CHEONG's grandfather attacked the teacher with a club, the teacher shot him, IAN CHEONG shot the teacher, LEON(me) shot HENRY, and me and nick koh shot each other, so we all ended up lying on the floor. wa that was the best play we ever did man..anyway we only had like, 15 mins to put the thing together.. so fun so fun. its a TRAGEDY, like in stupid SHAKESPEARE play where everyone dies except one person. but in our case, we all DIED. woohoo

shit la. next week got 4 tests. i bomb you.

NIL NAI NAM is now 15..so fun..

i wonder how nick koh is..he went to watch some dunno wad movie by himself today o.O

got dumb ian lin a MOGU..so nice..i also want.

sigh..no mood to blog much. dang this sucks..haven't had a nice entry in so many days.

chappatichappatichappatiNAAAN.

..Hey baby love I need a girl like you
But tell me if you feel it too
I'm in delusion every minute every hour
My heart is crying out for you

I feel in heaven when I look in your eyes
I know that you are the one for me
You drive me crazy cause
You're one of a kind..

another unlucky thing happened to me..lalala

ok. i went to had my hair cut yesterday. the fat aneh that usually cut my hair had gone back to india or something, and so this weird other aneh cut my hair. now i look like clement. thats bad..

sigh. i'm really feeling shit..i feel as if someone had offered me a US10 billion dollars per month job that involves sitting down and doing nothing and i refused. damn. this sucks. this week totally sucks. oh yes. to add to my shitty shitty week, my com died on me again. sigh. i really need to talk to someone..but i can't.. cuz i don't trust anyone enough..yet..

if my com wasn't under warranty, i'd throw it out of my window right now.. heck. it ain't pissing me off as much as something else. goodbye

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Stuff that Annoys Me

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?


When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
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the above was taken from some weird site

WAR
(Barret Strong, Norman Whitfield/Edwin Star)

War
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
War
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
War is something that I despise
For it means destruction of innocent lives
For it means tears in thousands of mothers' eyes
When their sons go out to fight to give their lives

War
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again
War
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing

War
It's nothing but a heartbreaker
War
Friend only to the undertaker
War is the enemy of all mankind
The thought of war blows my mind
Handed down from generation to generation
Induction destruction
Who wants to die

War
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again
War
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing

War has shattered many young men's dreams
Made them disabled bitter and meanLife is too precious to be fighting wars
each day
War can't give life it can only take it away

War
It's nothing but a heartbreaker
War
Friend only to the undertaker
Peace love and understanding
There must be some place for these things today
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord there's gotta be a better way
That's better than
War

War
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again
War
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing