Thursday, April 29, 2004

basket stupid POD ate up 3 hours of my time. basket thing so annoying. i've had enough of dumb PERCEPTIONS AND REALITY already -_- my essay is sub-standard at best, and i don't give a damn anymore..i wanna go to sleep.

DIE IN TWIN TOWER, FAT HAMBURGER!

zzzzzzzzz...

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

woooo..today during PE we played soccer la..damn fun, cuz it was 3.10 and 3.8 vs 3.9 la, then CHEW was our goalie..lol..he's damn good you know, and he can use his crotch to block balls one o.O

o well..in the end it was 5-5 lar..but it was damn fun. damndamndamndamnfun.. CHALLENGE! haha you noe the viet scholar, PHUC HUNG is damn good at soccer..he is like ballet dancer when it comes to controlling..but i accidentally kicked his leg when i was trying to volley and he fell down -_- so malu

nothing much to say lar..oh ya got MATH TEST. shit la i got one wrong liao. but i think everything else correct..so uh..i think i'll get above 16/20 lar..not that good though =(
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I'd say it was the right time to walk away, when dreaming takes you nowhere, it's time to play..Bodies working overtime, Your money don't matter, Time keeps ticking, When someone's on my mind.. I'm moving in slow motion, Feels so good.. It's a strange anticipation, Knock, knock, knocking on wood..Bodies working overtime, Man against man, And all that ever matters, Is baby who's ahead in the game..Funny but it's always the same..

lalalalala
Playing, playing with the boys
Staying, playing with the boys
After chasing sunsets
One of life's simple joys
Is playing with the boys


Said it was the wrong thing, For me to do..I said it's just a boys' game, but Girls play too..My heart is working overtime, In this kind of game, People get hurt, I'm thinkin that the people is me..If you want to find me, I'll be..

Playing, playing with the boys
Staying, playing with the boys
After chasing sunsets
One of life's simple joys..

I don't want to be the moth around your fire..I don't want to be obsessed by my desire..You're shining, You're smiling..I've seen enough..I'm staying here..You play too rough..

Playing, playing with the boys
I'll be staying, playing with the boys
After chasing sunsets
One of life's simple joys
Is playing with the boys
Playing with the boys

lol. this song..playing with the boys, by kenny loggins..
this song encapsulates a lot of what i'm feeling and going through right now..yeah.
so hope ya'll would cut me some slack..ya.

Saturday, April 24, 2004

wee..redone a bit of my template..hope its better =X

oh ya i forgot! haha you noe dickson was telling us about SARINDER SINGH getting missing after training..so..i shall quote IAN LIN's blog

"Ya..it's quite scary you know.. last night songyun called and asked if we'd seen SARINDER Singh. Apparently it was quite late already and he still hadn't returned home.. his parents think he's missing or something" - DIck
"MISS-SINGH!" - IAN LIN and ME.

sigh. we had ldp symposium today..kinda fun i guess..i mean after the thing la. well during the thing i was right next to these 2 love birds..or maybe just one and a reluctant unlucky boy..who else but ian cheong and xide..tsk tsk. i shall not go into details on what they both did throughout the 2 and a half hours.. oh ya as usual there was that short rg sec 4 that looked like an air stewardess being the emcee. then one part they asked ppl to go volunteer to go get their fingers pricked and get tested for diabetes, and IAN CHEONG went..after someone said "do this for your darling!" or smth like that..lolll.. oh ya and at one point, ian cheong said "-censored-(no not xide) is damn chio" 25 times in 3 minutes..wahaha.

"Can you stop minimizing my breast?" - Xide

ya then we (ian lin ian cheong dickson xide and MEeEEEE) spent the rest of the day faffing around orchard that area. or what ian cheong loves to call "TOWN". where got ppl call it TOWN one..so obiang. I would like to say that ian cheong is damn retarded. he manage to swallow a clam shell while eating pasta. or something like that. then when he realised it, he started drooling whitish stuff thats really really damn damn damn disgusting. well he's from GUANGDONG whatdya expect o.O oh ya. then we went to taka..where me and ian lin bought mister ALVIN TAN a labour day present.. damn fun one =D then ian cheong went to perlini's silver to get..uh..nevermind.

ya then me and ian lin ran off to cd rama at orchard mrt..then the rest of them came after doing dunno wad. i bought the top gun OST..its damn nice..weee..oh ya..ian lin bought the william HUNG cd..wonder how is it O.o well then we got a marvelous idea. ian lin and I are going to come up with our own retarded album =D yay. hope got time though.. then yarn cheong and xide left to..uh..have sex? dunno what they do la. then me ian lin and diNkson went to lido to sit at the benches there for 2 and a half hours talking cock..o ya halfway ELBEY and allison and this guy (her bf?) and these 2 other weird girls came..and since ian and dick had their T630s and me and ELBEY had 7250is, we used the cameras to so some..uh "picture IN a PICtURE in a PICTURE IN A PICTURE" thing. damn fun. then allison wanted all of us to take some NEOPRINT. well me and ian lin din want to lar, but we followed..but halfway, while dick and alisan were looking around some shop, we had this..uh..spastic conversation.

"Aiya. i don't feel like taking neoprints" - me
"ya me also. must not break my record (of not ever taking neoprints)" - Ian Lin
"ya. ME ALSO. want to go back?"- ME
"up to you" - IAN LIN
"ok GO" - ME
then ian lin and i just walked off in the other direction o.O a bit funny lar..

"CHIAK SIMI?" - IAN LIN
"CHIAK PENG" - ME

lol happened few days ago. for the non hokkien people, it goes "EAT WHAT?", "EAT RICE!". sounds damn retarded la.retardedretardedretarded.

o well. today was fun. now i go do my HYDROGEN BONDING ASSIGNMENT. aiya. still got stupid chem portfolio to do. bomb bill pill lar.

Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins

Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go

Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the deck
And shovin' into overdrive

Highway to the danger zone
I'll take you
Right into the danger zone

You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go

Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity

Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take you
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone


=D

Thursday, April 22, 2004

splat. we had frog dissection for bio today...

a bit scary in the beginning lar, the fact that you needed to cut apart another living thing and remove its insides..bleagh.
but it was fun lar. Miss PHUAN was helping me and ian lin cut the muscle part out la, then suddenly she cut some weird thing, and the blood spilled out everywhere..damn funny. then some fat spilled out too. now we know wad NICHE's insides might look like =D

"eh ok..now uh..we cut out the stomach.." - Me
"OK!" - Ian Lin, and takes the scissors and proceeds to cut the *leg* -_-
"No no no! not the LEG!"

sigh. it was fun lar. oh and i forgot to mention that when i attempted to remove the rectum from the froggy, i cut it in half. and the shit spilled out..barely half a minute after Mister Francis SOOO said "nonono! don't cut the rectum! its full of shit"

bleh. got chinese test tomorrow. so sian. bomb fiew mong lar.

Friday, April 16, 2004

hey i updated my photo section with some oep pictures and some in the main gallery..go see..use the link below at the second drop down list or go here http://community.webshots.com/user/sovietfish =D

check out the plant in the urinal o.O

o yar. this morning i was listening to class 95s morning express la..then there was this weird song that had a tune that's deeply disturbing: "Gurmit Singh is everywhere, everywhere, everywhere..." Sung by the hosts on Class 95FM together with a bunch of kids, the song sounds retarded. Follow the beat of "mary had a little lamb".

Thursday, April 15, 2004

weee. tomorrow got PE. wonder wad we're gonna do now that napfa is over. lalala

i'm sian now. jus plonked a nice pic up there and so might as well come to type something here.

our class, 3.10, is so full of spastic people..and i'm lovin' it =D

>a pair of retarded ppl, one fat, one thin, that whole day never do work.

>one moderately fat black lip guy who is in a constant state mood swings and ear piercing laughter that might be more destructive than a sonic boom

>one damn fat guy who quoting ian lin: "walks arnd in public places making "IAN" medleys sounding smth like "IAN IAN IAN, MAN MAN MAN, IAN MAN FAN CAN PAN SAN TAN!"", and who also dislikes india so much that he argues with the only indian national in the class about india over and over again.

>a whole bunch of people spontaneously exploding in weird voices and phrases such as "UNCLE IAN!" "UNCLE CHEW TOP BOY!" "NEH NEH NAIL!!" "CAVEMAN!" to ad infinitum.

>a complete SCIENCE GANG, even comprising of an indian national and a prehistoric species of homo erectus (experimental subject?).

>even extensions of the solar system in our very own class. the 20th, 50th and 70th rocks from the sun..and one of them even has 2 moons.

>A place where 2 totally opposite ppl can sit next to each other, eg. one super intelligent "quantum foam, makes me roam" but unsociable guy next to a person who has trace amounts of intelligence but is a model, complete with his own "sexy legs" =D these 2 are physically the centre of the class some more. wa.

>people who have dads with square goatees (apparently he said it is a pentagonal goatee today O.o)

>then theres a bunch of people that find entertainment in finding out other people's father's/mother's names are and spamming it everywhere, eg. "YANG THONG", "PAK YAN", "HENRY", "THIRU" et cetera..damn i'm guilty of it o.O

>a retarded guy who has kaya bread in his pocket all the time and sings the soviet anthem in russian over and over again

>also some guy who practices polygamy at a tender age of 14 O.o

>teachers who know they are called 'muffin' by their students

>teachers that copy a certain fat kid's fake caveman voice while doing graphs on exponential growth o.O

>we also have a PILL as our teacher

>teachers that go "eh? wad am i doing ah?" and falling asleep while jumping off a plane

>having students write a WILL for a teacher and the teacher keeping it O.o

>having retarded people who's hands can't stop shaking to cut a cro-magnon's (in simple terms, CAVE MAN) hair in a retarded fashion.

see. i love 3.10 =D

oh ya. that day i used XIDE's phone to message YANG TONG (his father) an sms that said "YANG THONG!", and he replied "you messaged me, any problem?" hahahahahhahahaha YANG TONG going to whack xide =D

CHAK TAO CHAK TAO! EVERYONE GO BACK TO CLASS


Busted - Fake

I can't believe what my girlfriend did today
She screamed so loudly then she turned away

Why did she cut me down to size?
She left me wondering
Can I do it right?

What am I gonna do now the games up?
Can't get her off that's kinda rough
She better not tell my mates today
So baby tell me now
Do I need to measure?
Cos' I'm feeling under pressure
I'm just hoping that the fear will go away
Don't wanna be a fake

I woke up in a sweat felt a disgrace
She looks so beautiful love on her face
Feeling stupid all on my own
I put it down to experience coz now I've grown

What am I gonna do now the games up?
Can't get her off that's kinda rough
She better not tell my mates today
So baby tell me now
Do I need to measure?
Cos' I'm feeling under pressure
I'm just hoping that the fear will go away
Don't wanna be a fake

Don't wanna be a fake
It's quite uncanny
Cos' my favourite film is when Harry met Sally
Now we're finished there's no way
We're ever gonna be ok
Don't wanna be a fake
How low can I go?
You might find me reading Cosmo
But when I'm finished
You know, that you gonna wanna be with me
Gonna wanna be with me
Gonna wanna be with me

Gotta girl on my sofa
getting undressed
I gotta know can I deliver
Cos' I'm feeling stressed

What am I gonna do is my game up?
I've got the goods is that enough?
There's almost nothing left to say
So wish me luck not gonna run
The final countdown has begun
Not gonna see you're here then laughing in my face

What am I gonna do now the games up?
Can't get her off that's kinda rough
She better not tell my mates today
So baby tell me now
Do I need to measure?
Cos' I'm feeling under pressure
I'm just hoping that the fear will go away
Don't wanna be a fake

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

HAHAHA THIS MORNING FROM 3.10 CLASSROOM OVERLOOKING THE IB CAMPUS CONSTRUCTION SITE, GOT ALL THE BANGLA WORKERS DOING MORNING EXERCISE..DAMN FUNNY

OK. THEN MISTER LAU TOLD US STORY ABT THEM SEEING A GHOST WHO WAS ACTUALLY A SINGH COMBING HAIR DURING HIS NS.

HAHA ONCE HE SAID: "IT WAS A BENGALI.. YOU ALL KNOW WHAT'S A BENGALI RIGHT?"

SO RETARDED. YAY. I JUST FINISHED MY FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM PRESENTATION. THIS IS A RUSHED ENTRY CUZ MY MUM WANTS TO USE THE COM. I JUST REALISED THIS WHOLE THING IS IN CAPS. shit.

byebye. good night. selamat malam. AKAN DATANG AKAN DATANG! WAAAA.

Sunday, April 11, 2004

Ha HA! you know yesterday i went out with my MOTHER, then i saw this weird advertisement on some ulu shop la. it said "SPF 30 ULTRA VIOLENT SUN BLOCK"..so retarded..and outside the Immigration and Customs Authority building, got one indian man selling BIG SWEEP tickets, and saying "BIG MONEY! BIG MONEY!" whenever someone walks past. damn i felt like taking all his tickets and running away, and tell him "YOU NO MORE MONEY! YOU NO MORE MONEY!"

bleh my 7250 lcd screen is screwed up. theres this bubble like thingy on it, and the screen is so damn dim even when i have full batt. DINK SON HELP MEEEEEEE

oh ya. i almost fully recovered already. yayy. but my hp is dying =(

taken from IAN CHEONG.

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"..petty officer on the sub's deck,who turned to grab an ax that.." - Stephen Coonts: America

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Printer

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Spongebob Squarepants

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
1640

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
1639. i wiN!

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
Evanescence - My Immortal

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?:
yesterday..go out with my mother =S

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
my HAMLET assignment

9: What are you wearing?:
uh..shirt and pants lor

10: Did you dream last night?:
nope

11: When did you last laugh?:
wednesday night? =X

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
PICTURE! AIR CON! LIGHT!

14(a): What book are you currently reading?:
Same as Q1

14(b): What is the last book you finished?:
On Seas Of Glory by John Lehman..3rd re-reading. i'm boliao

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
hamburger

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
oh i can go on and on and on about it..but i don't wanna start

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would it be?
hamburger

19: Do you like to dance?:
no

20: What is the last thing you ate or drank?
Cream Puff and coffee.

21(a): Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
hamburger

21(b): Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
CAVE MAN

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
maybe when i'm 60 i'll move to canada..if i'm not dead yet that is..

Friday, April 09, 2004

ok. i'm down with a fever. how wonderful. don't tell me i caught it from ian lin who caught it from chew.

anyone seen a potted plant in the urinal before? i found one in our very own acsi toilet. cool eh.

i'm off to makan paracetemol. dammit why on a long weekend with lotsa backlog homework to do. sigh

Tuesday, April 06, 2004

argh sheet..one week i have left this thingy here unattended..weee.

this is retarded. i'm doing my IRS Oral defence now..i wonder how it'll be conducted..i wonder who'd forget to do. chew? lol chew has a nice history of not doing IRS related stuff..barely 2 years ago me and ian lin had to help him do up his poster on the presentation day itself, when everyone had nice colourful posters, and his was black and white A4 papers stuck onto a board. Then last year, when he was doing on SMELLY FEET, towards the end of the year, he asked ppl to be his 'Test subjects' when the teacher was 5 mins away from asking him wad he had done for the past x number of weeks. so cool. wonder wad he'll be up to this year =X

oh ya. another 2 stations for napfa test done.. 9.4s for shuttle run and 231cm for standing broad jump. yay 2 more As. so fun.

hahahaha you know today we watched some weird old old indian video clip. damn hilarious, especially the GURU. i think HENRY would look like him when he's older. anyway his square goatee wouldn't stay the same after 20 more years right?

weird guy eating MI FEN opposite my house. feel like throwing something at him. oh well. off to do my ORAL DEFENCE. quack

Friday, April 02, 2004

hohohoho. did my NCC resume thingy already. got my dumb photo on it. lalala..

going to play CS now. whee. so long never play liao =D

I AM NOT LE TIRED