HALLO

i just went to some aneh barber to cut hair again..so naturally i look like i just came out of a bollywood movie from behind a coconut tree..how nice. at least its easier to put the beret (BERRY) on tomorrow for FDP..lalala.

i got my corporal rank yesterday..stupid NCC HQ take so long to send it..we should all go hoot arthur beng and stuff him into a dustbin.

oh yes. something really really spastic and gayreth-like happened to me. some background info on gareth aka gayreth. i think in sec 1 or 2, he punched someone in class, and broke his own arm. then more recently, he was playing badminton, and somehow, he broke his leg. ok. now i shall tell you wad happened to me. on the third FDP rehearsal yesterday, my right shoulder there had muscle cramp. then we started marching, and I SPRAINED MY BACK. that is so power. yesterday i couldn't even take off my own shirt as my right arm was incapacitated. liewz.. at least now it doesn't hurt as much. dumb dumb. bunbun.

oh well. i shall go eat my LUNCH now. some funny bEE hooN thing. then i shall do mister GAN's A math worksheet. goodbye.

Alphaville - Forever Young

Let's dance in style,
Let's dance for a while
Heaven can wait,
We're only watching the skies
Hoping for the best
But expecting the worst
Are you going to drop the bomb or not?
Let us die young or let us live forever
We don't have the power
But we never say never
Sitting in a sandpit,
Life is a short trip
The music's for the sad men
Can you imagine when this race is won?
Turn our golden faces into the sun
Praising our leaders,
We're getting in tune
The music's played by the madmen

Forever young, I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever
Forever - and ever

Forever young, I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever
Forever young

Some are like water
Some are like the heat
Some are a melody and some are the beat
Sooner or later, they all will be gone
Why don't they stay young?
It's so hard to get old without a cause
I don't want to perish like a fading horse
Youth's like diamonds in the sun
And diamonds are forever
So many adventures couldn't happen today
So many songs we forgot to play
So many dreams swinging out of the blue
We'll let them come true

Forever young, I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever
Forever - and ever

Forever young, I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever
Forever - and ever

Forever young, I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever
...

Hull breach! hull breach!

lolll someone flamed me on my tagboard..first in a very very very very very long time..so sad.

i suppose it had something to do with my previous post. haha after reading through it i realised i can't pinpoint where the flamer came from, for the simple fact that i insulted too many people in that entry..

oh yeah. if you're reading this, you said you're gonna get me? come lar..i scared you ah? no balls to even say where the hell you come from..dumbfucks

lalala. on a lighter note, FDP rehearsal today was ok lar..cept the hentak kaki part cock up like hell. wee.

just came back from AKE/RIKE wadever you call it kayaking expedition training. as usual with all NCC HQ stuff, they make use of 4% of your time over there, and waste 96% of it. so daRmb. at least i did all the homework that i had excluding chinese. and the last question of the IHS assignment. ya. cuz it is a STAYOVER training..and we stayed at some hall in some abandoned poly campus where the ceiling looked like it was going to collapse anytime, as there were holes everywhere..i think the mat orang utans were jumping up and down the metal support pylons trying to eat some BEE and miss, so keep banging their head on the ceiling, hence the holes

anywayyy..we spent 2pm-12pm yesterday doing half an hour of PT and slacking the rest of the time. waste sooooo much time. chey chey.
then today spent dunno how long kayaking from sembawang all the way to the causeway and back. my arms not tired but my wrist damn pain and my palms all numb, and on the return trip, the bloody wind kept blowing all the water that got splashed by alex (my frontman) into my face. so i was paddling with my eyes closed for the 30min return trip..blah. wonder how can tahan 170km of kayaking..eee yer. its 70.833333333333333333333333333333 times longer than 2.4 run. basket

all the mat there damn fun one. everything they do must go "AY! EHH!" and all sorts of different sounds. according to clement, the last time at SAF Yacht club, when he was looking for an empty shower cubicle, he opened everyone's shower curtain one by one to check if empty lar, then one by one all got mat one, and they all go AYYY! EHHHHH! OIIII! every single one he opens. sound like ah meng. so to survive in this sort of camp, must also make a lot of mat sounds.

actually its damn fun lar..talking cock at night with ian lin, joel (ong), and clement aka umbrella hair. hahahahaha then ian lin was playing with a button then he accidentally whacked leonard's that part, then you know wad he said? he said " YOU WILL FACE THE WRATH OF LEONARD" and started whacking/hugging/humping ian lin..damn damn damn funny! cuz he has a spastic voice and he looks spastic. wee. you should go look at joel's hp address book. everyone's name all written in poser font/leet speak, and one girl in the address book called cheryl, type until look like cheebye like that

oh ya, the ncc girls there all damn scary one. the sea cadets (us) were jus standing somewhere doing nothing lar, then the other platoon consisting of the land and air ppl marched past, and then their timer voice damn deep one.. then when they march by right, the timer is actually some RGS ncc girl with some falsetto lowww voice.. she look like some homo erectus person like that..caveman. when they number off all the low low voice is all the girl one some more..basket damn scary..then got these 2 scgs cadets lar, one of them look like a normal girl, the other one look like a guy like that..hair so short, don't have..that one..the only way we knew she was a girl was because her shirt sez SCGS. to think that one of our seniors got NCC girlfriend some more. aiyoyoooo..how can? you tell me?

come to think of it, i should have joined the school canoeing team in sec 1 when i got SELECTED for it. basket. the only downside is that i'd be damn damn damn black like some teddy bear, and look like FENGZE (ok..), or Poon(yuck. i think the waters they canoe in full of oil, and only poon so fat whole day capsize, thats why got acne =X) ,or even worse, i might look like SEE TECK HOCK. arm so bloody muscular and gigantic, then leg so small like chopstick. eee yer. lol clement said when SEE TECK HOCK was arm wrestling someone, a mosquito bit his bicep lar, then when he flexed it, the mosquito exploded due to the blood rushing into the marsCLE. wa lao.

ok. FINISH. (8)its got a CD player player player player...(8)

Feeder - Buck Rogers

He's got a brand new car
Looks like a Jaguar
It's got leather seats
It's got a CD player (player, player, player...)

But I don't wanna talk about it anymore

I think we're gonna make it
I think we're gonna save it yeah
So don't you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore

We'll start over again
Grow ourselves new skin
Get a house in Devon
Drink cider from a lemon (lemon, lemon, lemon...)

But I don't wanna talk about it anymore

I think we're gonna make it
I think we're gonna save it yeah
So don't you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore

I think we're gonna make it
I think we're gonna save it yeah
So don't you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore

He's got a brand new car
He's got a brand new car

I think we're gonna make it
I think we're gonna save it yeah
So don't you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore

I think we're gonna make it
I think we're gonna save it yeah
So don't you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore

I wonder..
do bad things happen to people right after something good happens to them?
Seems that way..
..to me at least

-cancelcancelcancel-

oh yeah..flag raising was ok lar. at least i didn't screw up.

Livin' La Vida Loca
(R. Rosa - D. Child)

She's into superstitions
Black cats and voodoo dolls
I feel a premonition
That girl's gonna make me fall

She's into new sensations
New kicks in the candlelight
She's got a new addiction
For every day and night

She'll make you take your
Clothes off and go dancing in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
But she'll take away your pain
Like a bullet to your brain

Upside inside out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca
Livin' la vida loca
She's livin' la vida loca

Woke up in New York City
In a funky cheap hotel
She took my heart and she took my money
She must've slipped me a sleeping pill

She never drinks the water
And makes you order french champagne
Once you've had a taste of her
You'll never be the same
Yeah, she'll make you go insane

Upside inside out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca
Livin' la vida loca
She's livin' la vida loca

She'll make you take your
Clothes off and go dancing in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
But she'll take away your pain
Like a bullet to your brain

Upside inside out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca
Upside inside out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca
Livin' la vida loca
She's Livin' la vida loca

hahaha today PE damn funnnn. runnin 7 rounds round the track..counting "x(any number between 10-4) more swimming pools!" with alex liew after finishing each lap and getting a view of the pool with uh..mgs girls..watching joel boey tell ho wei xiong to stop staring and pointing at the MGS girls in the pool while running. then after PE ho wei xiong was telling me "Aiya why cannot stare at the girls one" in his smiley voice.

the most interesting part was after the run, where mister LAU was telling us about.. nvm i'll quote from ian lin's blog:
"During PE lesson today:
*Mister Lau is talking to us about CARDIOVASCULAR fitness, and he goes on to explain to us how to measure your heart rate...there are 3 ways.. feel the jagular vein in neck, check pulse at wrist, and just put 2 fingers on the heart itself. Naturally, certain people aren't paying attention*

"HEY! you there!" - Mr Lau, pointing in the direction of the iancheong gang

"hah? Me?" - Kaleni looking pointing to himself

"ya~! You! Tell me the 3 areas where you measure your heart rate!" - Mr Lau

"err err err.. the neck! neck!" -Kaleni quickly responds panicy, pointing to his WRIST

*Outburst of laughter, most noticeably from iancheong. Mr Lau makes some comments*
*Mr Lau prompts kaleni to try again*

"err...3 areas..your your neck.er. this wrist and this wrist!" -Kaleni responding, pointing to his neck, his right wrist, and his left wrist

*Similar outburst of laughter*" ---IAN LIN

haha yes i'd like to add that 3.9 were made to do 5 push ups after kaleni said that. soon after, daniel loh answered the next question "wrongly", and mister LAU made 3.10 do 5 push ups. haha 5 very little lar, but our geps are mostly fat ppl like ian cheong and nick koh who can't do push ups so all complain. lol then someone from 3.10 said something dumb lar..then the next few lines are damn spastic

"---SOMETHING DUMB (forgot wad)---" -- some 3.10 guy
" 3.10 do 10 push ups!" -- some 3.9 guy
"3.9 go to hell!" -- NICHOLAS KOH

haha it was damn funny if you were there la..lol

i would like to say that our dear INDIAN BUSINESSMAN aka Kaleni is really really staunchly pro american man.. i'd tell you why:

*Nick koh was giving out EUROFIGHTER TYPHOON advertisement sheets tt he took from somewhere in our school*
"Must get typhoon! Its very good!"-- Ian Lin
"Nononono. the RAFALE is better" -- Me
"Aiyah why you support the eurofighter? support the F-15 la!" -- mister INDIAN BUSINESSMAN. ok la kaleni lar.

ok. i shall now state some background info about..stuff. The Republic of Singapore Air Force (RSAF)is going to select new fighter aircraft to replace our damn old F-5Es and A4-SUs lar, and 3 of the competitors were the Eurofighter Typhoon (obviously from europe) from a european consortium of UK, Germany, and i think italy and many others. then got the French Rafale, and the american F-15 Block II. the others are the russian Sukhoi-30, and the F-16 block II and F/A-18E/F both from the united states.. bla bla.

In my opinion, the RSAF would most likely select either the typhoon or the rafale as its next generation fighter, as both of them have ultra-modern electronic systems, supercruise ability (supersonic speed without afterburners), high high high maneuverability compared to the others, and some degree of reduced radar and IR signature. the typhoon would have the advantage of the integration of existing weapon systems in the RSAF arsenal, which are mostly american, eg. the air to air systems like the israeli Python 4 IR missiles, american AIM-9 sidewinder IR missile, AIM-7 Sparrow semi-active radar homing missile and the AIM-120 AMRAAM Active radar guided missile, and also air to ground systems like the GBU series of laser guided bombs, and the AGM-142 TV guided cruise missile, all from US or Israel, and can be seamlessly integrated into the Typhoon. For the Rafale, it has to use a different set of missiles, like the French Matra 530 or 550 magic missiles, but has the capacity to carry heavy cruise missiles like the Storm Shadow(UK)/Apache(French).

And our dear indian businessman wants the F-15. an old but quite capable aircraft, in service with many air forces since the 1980s, and even though its the block 2 version which is very much improve, it can't match the capabilities of the Typhoon or the Rafale. so indian businessman really pro US man. powerrr..

i'm doing flag raising for the school tomorrow. hope i don't screw up.

byee!

hello! i got 70 for my NORMAL chinese test. is that good or bad? my first first first NORMAL CHINESE TEST. weee.i beat CHEW.

ok..14th feb..valentines day..

bleh wad can i say.. NCC is really really disorganised..get us to KSTC and make us wait 1 and a half hours for a 10 min briefing that could be found on the internet. so we happily missed kayaking..and all we did was carry kayaks, assault boats, and become TRAFFIC MARSHAL. and you know wad the best thing was? i got sunburnt on my NECK. idiotic right? and i never ever ever get sunburnt anywhere except on my neck. bleh. spastic.

then me and mister IAN LIN planned to go to orchard to buy some stuff.. somehow after following the sec 4 ncc ppl to plaza sing, we met dickson and the fat black lip man. IAN CHEONG. oh on the way we were given the new "SPRITE ICE" for free..its damn nice, has a minty aftertaste =) then we had lunch..and all the while IAN CHEONG was saying something abt his band section leader called timothy chia..and he kept repeating "i'm damn pissed" "i'm in a murderous mood" and other like phrases. the best thing was, after he said those, he would begin laughing spontaneously, and the rest of us just watched him talking to us (or himself) and then laughing. i would also like to say that his nose is damn disgusting. the nostrils are different shaped, and then when he talks or laughs, they would enlarge and contract over and over again. sighhhh.

I bought DINKSON the evanescence cd..yay. belated b'dae prezzieeEEeEE.

i bought myself HOMEWORLD 2. its damnfun

oh ya. the night before i was talking to ian lin on the phone, and somehow the conversation came to our IRS topics. we both got accepted by mister CHIRNSIDE..yay. but thats not the point. ian lin's project was on Fidel Castro (for those who are dumber, the prez/dictatoR of Cuba), and he told me that castro got influenced to become a dictator as he studied a lot stuff on hitler and mussolini when he was young....................................
which is wad IAN LIN is doing..studying in-depth about dictators when young, aand maybe when he grows old he will be a dictator. hahahahaha i can't imagine. then NICHOLAS KOH would be his Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf ala Information minister. every morning he would go "IAN LIN! IAN LIN!" on national TV, radio, and everything like what he's doing now in class. goodness. i would also like to add that while in thailand, the thai commandos would go "CHAK TAO" and we'd go "HEY!". then now nick koh is going "CHAK TAO, IAN LIN!" over and over again. and it doesn't help that he has such a large frame and a loud voice =)

oh well. i go do my CHINESE ZHOU JI now. la la la.

We are the Unfortunate
Led by the Unqualified
To do the Unnecessary
For the Ungrateful

CHAK TAO!
IAN LIN!

Bye

I'm completely down-to-earth!

Find your soul type at kelly.moranweb.com.


You are the most in touch with knowledge. It's the tree of life from which you tap the sap. You know what you want and you know how to reasonably get it.

Virtues: You respect people with plans. When someone has their head on their shoulders, you know that they can see straightforward and keep their eyes on the mark. When it comes to looking at the future, you take a logical approach: what's within your ability? A fortunate attribute that you have is the ability to set a goal for yourself, higher than maybe you feel possible, but still keep yourself within reasonable bounds. You take the time to appreciate those surrounding you and they do appreciate you in return. Decision-making comes naturally to you when you take the time to consider each option. People only come to talk to you when they are looking for a logical, reasonable solution.

Aspirations: You have an idea of what you can do with your life, but you push it up a notch. You need a profession that you can enjoy, so work towards it. You want to live near your friends and family while being as far away as possible. You also want to settle down while working in excitement and variation.
Quirks: You don't appreciate drama queens and they don't appreciate you. When they need help, they won't seek you out because of your ability to see through their overly dramatic predicaments. You have leeway for humor, and sometimes love to participate in it, but when it becomes irrational behavior, others can count you out. Loud noises are bothersome, except when they come from you or your friends.

Factors: Reach for the sky! Don't decide to do something because you're merely good at it, but choose something you might like to do, despite whether you're sure you can master it or not. Don't only save room for a few empathetic friends, but open up to everyone.

Future: When looking for a job, if you work in all of your talents (logic, decision-making, planning, and definitely humor), you'll find yourself happy. Come to a compromise for location; live nearby your friends and take periodic vacations or live farther away and take frequent return trips.

mmm. this is very true leh. wee.
dunno lar. i suddenly feel like going kayaking again. bleh i'd have many opportunities too anyway. stupid AKE. every few weeks must go kayak then sleep with MAT. chey chey
oh ya. normal chinese is damn easy. figured that everyone who does reasonably well for HCL can A1 normal chinese with ease :D

ok, i'll share wif all you peepz what i learnt in the last 2 weeks
-ian cheong has a AH MENG fetish
-AH MENG is not symmetrical
-Polar bears can dissolve in ethanol but not in paraffin cuz ethanol molecules are "polarized" meaning the carbon-oxygen ends and the oxygen-hydrogen ends have different electrical charges, and copper2 chloride is also a POLAR COMPOUND and can dissolve in a polarized solvent (ethanol) but not non-polarized solvents(eg.paraffin). Polar bears are obviously polar so they can dissolve in ethanol. yay
-Bacteria can have sex with each other
-YEAST cells are dumb.
-IAN LIN is dumber
-Nicholas koh looks weird in BLUE PE attire.
-I DONT LIKE AMBULANCE.

NEHNEHNAIL
bye.

One Day In Your Life
Anastacia


I know
that's just it goes,
and you ain't right
for sure.
You turned your back on love
for the last time.
It won't take much longer now.
Time makes me stronger, whey, yeah.
There's nothing more to say.

One day in your life
said love will remind you,
how could you leave it all behind?
One day in your life
it's gonna find you
with the tears that's left cry'n'.
And baby I'm stronger then before.
You've gotta play it on the line
maybe one day in your life.

My love,
did you think I'd break down
And cry?
This thing we had,
it meant the world to me.
Guess I'll walk by,
It won't take much longer now.
See, time makes me stronger, well.
And I know you'll be coming round someday.

One day in your life
said love will remind you,
how could you leave it all behind?
One day in your life
it's gonna find you
with the tears that's left cry'n'.
And baby I'm stronger then before.
You've gotta play it on the line
maybe one day in your life.

You call me in the midnight hour
with your baby lies.
So many sleepless nights, I wonder
Is it time to say goodbye?

One day in your life
said love will remind you,
how could you leave it all behind?
One day in your life
it's gonna find you
with the tears that's left cry'n'.
And baby I'm stronger then before.
You've gotta play it on the line
maybe one day in your life.

One day in your life
said love will remind you,
how could you leave it all behind?
One day in your life
it's gonna find you
with the tears that's left cry'n'.
And baby I'm stronger then before.
You've gotta play it on the line
maybe one day in your life.

bla bla. stupid CAT want to go for ophir expedition. stupid fat boy talk so much one. hope he fall of the mountain and gets hooted by panda.

lalala. today right, IAN CHEONG got angry in class. wa so long never angry now start again. aiYOoooOo. tsk tsk.

haha brian chirnside is a damn fun IHS teacher. i think he like asian women. his first crush was a chinese girl, and now his wife also chinese girl. wa he 5 year old got crush already. hes a scottish from KIWI land. go figure.

wa lao. this year founders day guard of honor is ST JOHN ambulance k. how the hell can AMBULANCE become guard of honor? chey chey.

aaah. how come sweaty palm will get PES B in NS one. so shit.