Wa..now yarn cheong and auggie also go look for job. so boliao.. no money just ask from parents la..ian cheong whole day spend so much money shopping no wonder his parents dun give him money anymore. tsk tsk. argh, nick koh has been pestering me to "PLAY MOHAA!" throughout the course of the day. not to mention that during the CPR (cardio-pulmonary resusitation or however you spell those words) "training" today he was asked to be the "victim". who ask you talk so much. tsk tsk. anyway you wouldn't be able to do CPR on him, cuz he so fat cannot feel pulse, and his breath also damn stinky, and quoting the teacher, "i think this guy ate too many eggs for breakfast".

lalala. i'm downloading the steam full install for all the stuff that runs on the half-life engine, and its 723MB, so i'm using a download accelerator(which i rarely do)..whee. according to the stupid thing, i still have 7 hours 49 mins and 3 seconds to go. tralala.

haha i found out MADHUR don't like elmo. not the sesame street elmo, the fat elmo from 2.9. oh yay its been confirmed that i got a GOLD for napfa test. reminds me of the article few weeks ago about girls being better than guys at the napfa test. lol they get 14 mins for 2.4 is A already..i get 12 mins and 02 seconds and i got C. whee. shows the standard eh.

yay this weekend going to play GOLF at the driving range with my father. haha the last time i played (which was around P5), i threw the stupid golf club out of the driving range while attemping to hit the ball. and my dad had to go down and stop everyone from playing while he went to get the club, which was about 25m away..quite malu la, especially cuz i suppose everyone thought that it was my dad that threw the club out, and he's a rather good golfer i must say. oh well, next time if i have children i won't bring them golfing. or i won't even get married, let alone have children. yay =)

mmm just another thought: having loved ones isn't very good. cuz it sorta gives others an extra hold on you, eg. like ppl want to take money from you, so they kidnap your wife or something. And if you don't have loved ones, they'd come and kidnap you, but then again, you can HOOT THEM. ha. and when a loved one passes away, you'd feel depressed and stuff..i'd rather not have any of that and have a monotonous social life without ups or downs. thank you thank you.

26/10/2003, 0019hrs SGT---breaking news. BLACK HAWK DOWN! we have a black hawk down!

Saturday, October 25, 2003 Posted: 1606 GMT (12:06 AM HKT)



"(CNN) -- A U.S. Army Black Hawk helicopter went down east of Tikrit on Saturday evening, and the crew was fired on by attackers with rocket propelled grenades once it was on the ground, a coalition military spokesman said.

Five people were injured and evacuated safely, the spokesman said, adding that he did not know the severity of the injuries. It was not immediately known whether the troops were hurt when the helicopter went down, or in the grenade attack, he said.

The helicopter went down "due to reasons presently unknown," the spokesman said.

Earlier, three U.S. soldiers were wounded in Baghdad by an explosion that Army experts believe was caused by a mortar round. None of the wounds appeared to be life-threatening, the spokesman said.

Elsewhere in the city, coalition forces reopened a major bridge across the Tigris River to commercial traffic for the first time since the fall of Baghdad.

The bridge is one of the main routes linking the east and west sections of the city. Coalition forces closed it because they were concerned that it could be used to stage attacks on U.S. troops based nearby at Saddam Hussein's former palace.

The closed bridge caused traffic jams as vehicles had to drive around the city to get across the river.

Coalition authorities also plan to lift the curfew on the city overnight." ---- CNN.com

oh ya talking about the soccer tourney, one time ERNIE(the poser one) was the goalie for his class, and he dress so nice, but he damn lousy, let in 3 goals in 10 minutes. haha before that no team score more than one goal, then ERNIE come as the goalkeeper, and the other class scored 3 goals. lousy ernie, go back and pose la.

hahahaha. quoting a certain person: "Actually the other time I was at Orchardm, I saw this bunch of malays dressed up like ganagsters and what not sitting on a railing, then one guy fell off"

lol.. mat whole day try to act cool, but they damn stupid one. oh well, im going to watch X-Men Evoulution on KIDS CENTRAL. i'm a KIDS CENTRAL KID! yay! actually i'm not, as kids central kids are damn stupid. and i'm NOT. quack

hahaha yesterday we played stupid inter class soccer. well since we forfeited our place in today's 3rd and 4th placing match cuz no one wanted to play, we were 4th overall. ha. yesterday more fun. 2.9 soccer team damn good. got XUE KAI as goalie, also got MADHUR, and the best one..

dadadadadadada.

got FAT LEG as defender. for those of you who don't know who FAT LEG is, he is Yi Yang the tennis vice captain and also a prefect. lol you should see him play man. the fat leg flailing everywhere to block the ball. actually the leg not fat, its damn muscular. the ppl with real fat leg are nicholas koh and the fat aneh that was wearing a green tank top. oh well. oh then xue kai went to talk to us about his team being so lousy, and he was like "besides me,who else in the team is good?". well, everyone else waS better than him la..anyway he loook damn gay, cuz he wear short shorts and high socks..

throughout the matches where 2.9 were playing, we (the 2.13 team) were all shouting 'LEG! LEG!' whenever Yi Yang got the ball. its kinda weird. its like someone that you totally don't know (we don't know Yi Yang much) starts calling you a name regarding one of your outstanding body features. Its like someone calling ian lin 'TEETH! TEETH!' (due to his overbite or buckteeth or whatever) while he's playing soccer. hahaha. oh well. what else.

I would also like to say that fell down in class today while leaning too far back on the chair. the class was like damn quiet, as the LENU POH was scolding us. then suddenly i leaned too far back on the chair, and then i toppled over backwards, and i tried to stop falling by using my leg to hook onto the table. but lo and behold, the table also fall down. BANG BONG BING BARNG. my head damn pain. but damn funny.

oh ya. my physical science got moderated to 81. tralala so happy. now my average with stupid ART is 67.333333333333333333333333. without stupid ART its 68.875. I don't like ART.

ART go and FART
FART like a MAT
MAT take ART
also take DRUG.

Bye bye

wa. results come out oready, damn fun damn fun. ok set, i TELL YOU NOW. since got nothing else to say.

English: 65
Higher Chinese: 59
Geography: 68.5
History: 64
Literature: 65
Life Science: 65
Physical Science: 76
Mathematics: 84
ART: 55

Ha. SET. must thank all my teachers this year, especially my humanities teachers, as last year, all my humans were like 50-55 there, and this year all damn good. then mathematics damn good. physical science also damn good. whee. but I DON'T LIKE STUPID CHINESE TEACHER CORPSE. my higher chinese this year all get A1 and A2 thanks to hwee hoong, and now the CORPSE come, and my chinese become 59. basket.

oh well. dunno why i can't think of anything to blog. maybe got BLOGSTIPATION (refer to last sunday's life section in the newspaper for the definiton)

whee..first time posting using my new computer. damn fun

oh well..last friday i went out la. and ian cheong and kaleni damn maluating. whole day fight in public one. bleh

mmm tomorrow results coming back. bleh dun feel like blogging. i going to play WOLFENSTEIN: Enemy territory now. yay. bYE BYE

Wa! Chinaman can FLY TO SPACE arh. too good too good. chinaman would soon RULE THE WORLD. erk. as i typed 'chinaman would soon rule the world', the CNN webpage say • Mahathir: Jews rule the world. so coincidental. anyway. as i was saying, chinaman nowadays damn smart arh. as a chinese i'm proud of the CHINAMAN ROCKET LAUNCH. maybe one day i'll go to china to work, but cannot la. my mandarin so screwed up. nevermind. i found some pictures of the flying chinaman.. damn good.



the chinaman rocket. look damn pro. its called the LONG MARCH CZ-2F..sound damn stupid. i suppose its named after the MAO ZEDONG's LONG MARCH. i bet you all don't know. ha ha.



this is Lt.Col Yang Liwei, the FLYING CHINAMAN. whee. the capsule is called the SHENZHOU V.

pics taken from CNN.com

Hellohello. EXAM FiNISH. waaa. ok.

mmm you know what suat ying say to me? she say "making disgusting sounds will get you nowhere in life".
haha ok..anyway i don't intend to get anywhere in life so it suits me just fine.

lalala.

today i went out with ian cheong and kaleni and ian lin. ok, as you may already have predicted, we were all very maluated, as there was the presence of IAN CHEONG. poor kaleni. he can't stand even being maluated a bit, and he had to tolerate ian cheong's laughter that made half the orchard road stare at us. haha there was this farnie person in a suit, and the head damn big one, and its supposedly some girl character, and ian cheong was telling me that he wanted to go whack it. after that the thing in a big head girl suit wwent to go touch him and he started laughing DAMN DAMN LOUD ok..i bet it was at least 80 decibles loud..and everyone stared at us. mmm then while we were walking near taka there, we saw these bunch of people taking part in a contest, and they were all punching the sky for no reason, just like those indonesian rioters and KONFRONTASI MAKAN NASI people.

then on the way to orchard cine, there was this little poster on the side of a wall, and it said 'POWER OF BHANGRA 2', and showing some belly dancer woman there. i tot it was some power ranger thing but it was some other weird..bhangra thing.

sigh. shit la the stupid 2 fatties asked me to go sleepover at the grand HYATT, but then they now playing LAN until at night, and so i can't go put my stuff in the hotel..lalala. wad to do wad to do? i'm as lost as a MAT in water. ORANG UTAN ORANG UTAN. kukukuat

Wa i took this quiz and it says i'm an ANG MOR. wa lao. i don't like ang mor. i want to bomb them. haha this is QUIZILLA. IAN LIN's sister is playing with quizilla now. fufuu.


United States Of America -
The most well-renouned country in modern day times.
The militaristic superpower, the United States
of America are also known as the bossiest
nation.


Positives:

Known Worldwide.

A Beacon to Others.

Powerful.

Fast Food.



Negatives:

Bossy.

Despised by Most Others.

Elitest.



Which Country of the World are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Exfiltrate! Egress! Clear Datum!
Hydrogen Peroxide

mm felt boliao so i went to take some weird ENNEAGRAM TEST, and it said 'substance abuse is not uncommon'..haRh? Substance abuse? goodness i'm not a mat. mat whole day only eat 3 things. DRUG, BEE and BIRD also. haha. sigh. tomorrow last day of exams for so manee ppl. HCL and Lit 2. bleh. fun fun fun. gonna study HCL later.. MOV in school then study..or maybe also study tonight. aiya i think my 2 tests today screw up liao la. FUAJKCACKCKACKACKCKACLAKJFLSNVLINUVWP. quack. i go NOW. BYE. put put put.

D-Day Plus 3. Research Centres, chemical and nuclear.
9 Klicks crossed, 3 Klicks to exfiltration.

"oh yes, and there also was the time when i wanted to get into this guy's cabin. I remember BZ was in there and didn't let us in. So Fish, --or was it me? dunno.-- Went to spray the insecticide into the keyhole for some reason. Dunno what we actually hoped to achieve from that. I then went to take my lighter and put it to the doorknob to heat it up. (Dunno why i did that either). Then the stuipd keyhole caught fire and i started jumping around going "AH AH AH" and blew it going "pfthoo pfthoo pfthoo". Of course to no avail. Alamak. ANd some more i did that on instinct okay. wa damn embarrasssingg." --- IAN LIN

mmm i was the one who sprayed the insecticide. we just finished igniting the insecticide and were going to show other ppl how to do it wad. wa actually not embarrasing wad. only person who saw you was me. hahaha. wa..maybe next year go cover the thai commando uniform with insecticide. then someone shoot you your whole body ignite. SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION. woooooooooooosh. quack.

wa. math CAN DO. we got some low standard paper with VS. heh. i htink can get A1. or maybe A2. but cannot get 100, because the last question of part 1 i went to do all the SinAB/C = SinBC/A = SinCA/B, and i still cannot do. so what to do? i use RULER to measure and anyhow write answer and wrote 'QUACK' all over the paper and cancelled them all out. hope its not kevin koh whos marking. wait he scold me again. ha.

D-Day Plus 2. Ports. V-2 Rocket facility =D
7 Klicks crossed, 5 Klicks to exfiltration.

"The MAT compelled them"--- IAN LIN.. really? never knew mats were so smart all they do is EAT DRUG and EAT BEE. and BIRD also. anywayyy...

never by SHARP products. my mum was complaining about them few years ago and i didn't heed her advice. my 3 calculators are all SHARP products and my guess what? ALLCANNOTWORK. TAKBOLEH. then, i had to open it with a teeny screwdriver and..WHACK IT. then it worked. well at least one of them did. ok tomorrow i'm bringing 4 calculators to school. don't bother asking me to lend you any,2 of them don't work, one is on the brink of destruction, and the other, is my mothers OLD CASIO calculator.

i still remember the time when i was about 8 years old. that CASIO calculator was the first ever scientific calculator i had ever seen. i found it so facinating. pretty much like how a MAT would feel if he saw a bloody big QUEEN BEE. oh well. then i thought all the words like sin, tan, cos, log, In and all those stuff were used by nuclear physicists, and so i pressed them a lot and weird numbers come out. heh, well, 6 years down the road, i know what is sin, tan, and COS. wa. as they say, you grow wiser with age..how true. i now know the staple diet of MATs are not roti prata, but is BEE. and BIRD also.

haha you know today ian cheong went to use his calculator to 'calculate how much he would get' during the chinese test. then it spoilt (duh, its SHARP). and he started banging on the table. then KARUNIAH came and whack his head and take his calculator.wahahaha. stupid ian cheong. after that we all went to help him bash the calculator up, and all the liquid crystals in the display broke and it looks damn kool. you all should go try.

lalala. after reading IAN LIN's blog about reminiscing the tekam trip, i have some things to say. hAHA IAN LIN's SPEAKER CABLE BROKE IN TEKAM when me and Kaleni were having insect repellent war. hahaha. hope next year chiang mai can have as much fun. still remember the time when we ignited a biscuit and a KUEH BANGKIT in the sink at taman negara with insecticide. wa like FLAMETHROWER. heh next year i would have more expensive gadgets like an MP3 player and (i hope) a nokia N-Gage. contemplating whether i should bring them there next year or not. maybe not. wait the THAI commando steal it to trade for BEE. no they don't like bee. thailand full of prostitute, they sure go one. bleh.

Snap back to reality.

TOmorrow got MATH TEST. sheet. must get 100 MARK. BYE BYE

wa. today die liao. geog at the most i'll get b3. crap. i'm screwed..lalala.

Wa lao. now got SUAT YING here. damn scary. lol few months ago, ian lin got an sms from yappie, saying 'suat ying is fat'. lol. damn scary. tomorrow got MATHematicsss..must get A1, if not my father not happy. bleh. sometimes its not good to have a father thats an engineer. whole day play with engine, so boliao. Anyway, with a dad as an engineer, every math or physics question i ask him he know how to do..no fun one. the only thing he can't do that i can in math is proving 1/2 ab sin theta = area of triangle hahahaha. oh wait. i don't know how to do that either. oh welll.. kwee twee fwee. PAAT.

D-Day Plus 1. Hedgerows. Outskirts
4 Klicks crossed, 8 Klicks to exfiltration.

i would like to add one thing. This morning, i passed by the SANA house near orchard. for those who don't know, SANA is the Singapore Anti Narcotics Association. on the fence that surrounds the SANA thingy, theres this lil white poster that says 'Drug problem? Call Narcotics Anonymous' then below it, was 2 gigantic BAHASA MELAYU words, which were somehting like 'MASALA DARALAH' or some weird thing like it, on a drug poster. i assume they are asking MATs not to take drugs. haha i am correct. see they din even put any other language, as the small minority of english, chinese and indian ppl who take drugs know how to read english, but the majority of the DRUG TAKING PEOPLe here are MATs. thats why they have to but MAT LANGUAGE for all to see..lalala. oh no. maybe some MATs are reading this now. maybe they're going to riot. aah. must buy more BEE to feed the mat. bye ybe

mmm..some people can't take criticism. sigh. its a sad world. but LIFE GOES ON. COMPLAIN ALL YOU WANT. but still. LIFE GOES ON. tOMORROW GoT ExAMMMM. dONT STUDY WILL FAIL. FAILFAILFAIL. LIKE MAT. i'm going to buy BEEEE now. bye bye

Heh. English paper 1 was damn fun. i fink i'll do lousier than usual, but its alright. everything's going to be fine. just fine. History was better than expected, but i ran out of time la. but can do! woo! can do! can do! doo doo doo. wooooo.

Tomorrow got GEOG. GEOG and CHINESE ONE. CHINESE ONE can go screw itself. i'm going to study for geog and CHINESE TWO. then next day. got MATH. MATH DAMN SCARY. i must get 100. SCARY SCARY SCARY.

Targets

Math: 75
Physical science: above 80 can liao
Life Science: 70
History:70
Geog: 65
Lit:65
CHINESE: 65
AIYA. EVERYTHING ELSE 65 LA. GO AWAY

D-Day. H-Hour. Beach. Bunkers.
2 Klicks crossed, 10 Klicks to exfiltration point.

basket. i studied all my chinese, only to find out that i forgot half of what i learnt. sux lar i give up. today going to mug for history. bleh i hate the feeling that you've been studying so hard but you forgot half of what you learnt..its depressing..oh well..whatever will be, will be.

If He will bring you to it, He will bring you through it.

To God be the Glory, the Best is Yet to Be.

H-Hour Minus 23
Prepare for assault

Hwah. new layout.yay finally found an effective way to study chinese. damn HAPPEEEEE.. heh..today a lot of free food, gota lot of sweets from many many ppl, got a bag of PEAs from mister ALVIN TAN, and my mom bought me this ton of breakfast bar thingys..yay.

lol i heard Mr Jason Chan went to shoot Mr Alvin Tan with a rubber band in the staff room. hahahahahaha.

found out why ian cheong has a BLACK LIP. he was writing a compo la, and it was about someone eating faeces. maybe thats what ian cheong does, and got black lip.

hahahahahahahahaha nicholas koh wrote a second compo about IAN LIN. his first one got graded 9/30 by TANDAS. i think his second one would be also. his first compo was about IAN LIN the mad scientist blowing half the world up with nuclear bombs, and the second one he wrote today was about IAN LIN releasing a TanSoonCheng virus thingy that kill people. lol. damn stupid. got AGENT FISCH and AGENT NICHE and ALVIN, the 358kg IAN LIN MAN. lol, talking about ian lin man, heres how it came about: after going 'BLAME IAN LIN' for so long, i helped him come out with a new ian lin adage, and that is IAN LIN MAN. in his story, all the bodyguards for IAN LIN were called IAN LIN MEN. haha and throughout the math lesson we were all going 'IAN LIN MAN', and IAN LIN got damn angry lol.

i'll end with a verse/poem thingy

He has small eyes.
He has big teeth.
He has messy hair.
He has crumpled shirt.
He doesn't bathe in the morning.
He is man.
IAN LIN MAN

D-Day Minus 4, can't believe i'm still crapping around.

mmm..changed the stupid layout. ok. only got CHINESE Left to study. bring it on.

D-Day Minus 5