whee. i can say that i finally understand all the crap in LIFE SCIENCE. wa. must say thank you to Auggie, Chan Leong and IAN LIN..mostly its thanks to Auggie. heh. something interesting happened. today darren chew was sick and din come to school. then when we were revising our life science in library, chew called IAN LIN at abt 1545, and ian lin said he heard girls voices in the background. wonder wad happened. either 1) he go out with them or 2) they are at his house *gasp*. so near to exam still buaya, AIYOYOOOOO. CHEW TAK BOLEH!!! TAK TAK TAK. chew whole day say this is the hardest he studied ever, but he still BUAYA. i bet exam sure FAIL. lausy chew.

another thing about chew. whenever you argue with him right, its damn funny. when NORMAL people like me and you(and if you're reading this darren, the YOU does not refer to you. it refers to everyone else) argue, we give POINTs to substantiate our arguement. even IAN LIN the sstupid guy who's always wrong does that. but when you argue with chew, all he does is say the same things over and over again, in rapid succession in hope of being able to drown your voice out. for example, when shivana called him a himbo, he'd argue by saying 'I'm not i'm not i'm not' over and over again. that is called CAVEMAN logic. who is CAVEMAN? MATs are caveman. so DARREN CHEW IS A MAT. oh my SAAAN. but cannot. mat is normal colour. chew is WHITE. like a halogen lamp. twee

Operation STUPID EXAM status: D-Day Minus 6

refer to my post in Sep 29. last para. anyone noe the song?

mmm i would like to add 2 things.

1)Stupid dickson, can you stop saying i do things like GANGSTER? wa lao damn irritating you know. everything i do say look like GANGSTER, and then you start laughing. whack your stupid ABS tomorrow then you know.
2)If you're reading this IAN LIN, your stupid robot is getting a BMI that's off the scale after the addition of those MAX PAYNE screenshots.

wa. EXAM COMING ARH. zzz when the time comes i'd happily bash this computer up. damn thing is lagging as i type. bla bla. hope can get a tech upgrade for myself this hols. twee. the stupid 'Whenever, Wherever' song by shakira is blaring in the background as i type this. oh well. i ASK YOU QUESTION. i'm thinking of getting a MP3 player, either the NOMAD Jukebox ZEN 20GB one or the NOMAD MuVo² with 1.5GB capacity thingy. which one should i get? i dunno abt my budget. the stupid ZEN so damn gigantic, like cake like that, good thing is can store i think 8000 songs..so many dunno for what. but the MuVo² got only 1.5GB, which shouldn't be much of a POR-BLEM because all the songs in my computer total only 268MB..so which onE? HELP ME.

Oh yes. i also want to get the Nokia N-Gage. i haven't changed my phone since i got it 2 years ago (ok, so i have, but i changed the 3310 with my dad for a 3330, not much diff). i bet i ask my parents for so much thing sure SCOLD ME one. but nevermind, i got abt S$650 in my piggy bank, and abt S$7000 in my REAL BANK which i cannot touch now. so i need my parents to get me one then i get the other myself. wahaha. QUACK QUACK QUACK

as you know, EYE have managed to be PROVISIONALLY SUCCESSFUL in applying for the stupid IB. unlike darren chew, who got PROVISIONALLY KIV. ha

ok. today during the IB briefing got the ALISTAIR CHEW giving us briefing on the introduction to human societies thingy. one of the topics was "QUEST FOR FOOD". i guess i can roughly tell wad the thing is about, let me tell you. first, there was a BEE. bzzzzzz. then along came a BIRD! and guess what? the Bird ATE the BEEEE. Cheep. then lo and behold, came a creature we all know oh so well, the MAT. and then the MAT ATE the BIRD. and then the mat, still hungry, went to eat a BEE HIVE. bzzzzzzz. then along came IAN LIN. and in a BIZZARE twist in the food chain, ian lin ATE THE MAT. but since the mat ate a BEE HIVE, the bee hive exploded in IAN LIN, and all the bee go sting him, and all the bee come out of his PI KU. thats how the spider came out at MacRitchie reservoir i suppose.

oh ya, mister ALISTAIR CHEW also said this.
*referring to his powerpoint thing on the screen, which says tests only constitute 30% of final grade*
"which means you don't have to study for exams, YAAAAAAAY!" -Mr Alistair Chew, in his stupid weird voice
this of course, was echoed by many ppl all around, all making imitations of his 'YAAAAAAAY'.
This school rocks =D

eh, anyone know whats the song that is playing in the background in the caltex advertisement where this lil boy dressed like elvis presley keeps looking at this lil girl, and he buys ice cream for his mom instead of the stupid girl? anyone know the title of the song? tell mE! ok? SET.

Operation STUPID EXAM status: D-Day Minus 7

heh. had stupid chinese compo thing with the CORPSE this morning. lol something else is really interesting, considering the fact that it all started with a stupid thing i did.

one sunny morning in ACS(I) 2.13, i moved over next to ian lin's seat during physical science. and lo and behold, my stupid laknock pen thingy ran out of ink, and so i said 'NO INK' and proceeded to throw the pen damn hard back into the pencilcase. but it missed. it ricocheted off the table, flew all the way in front and hit the whiteboard and dropped down. then ian lin started laughing, and he picked up a pencil, said 'NO INK' and threw the pencil at the table. once again, it ricocheted off the table and the whiteboard, landing next to my pen.

yesterday, i did the same thing with a pencil on the floor. just that i was facing the window now, and i threw it, and just nice got one window open, and the pencil flew out. rah. then today. i shall continue on the next paragraph

ok, we had some stupid compo today with CORPSE. ok, ian lin once again was sitting next to me. and since he couldn't find a word with his stupid thin dictionary, he went "lousy dictionary" and threw it to the floor. he then proceeded to take my dictionary(which of course is better then stupid IAN LIN's) and found his stupid word. then the corpse came over and said 'Ni3 Diu1 Zi4 Zi3 De4 Zi4 Dian3 Na3 Bie2 Ren2 De3, Yi4 Dian3 Guai4" ,loosely translated, means "you throw your own dictionary, and take other people's one, a bit weird". haha.

NO INK

D-Day Minus 9
Finals are coming..


^Royal Navy UGM-27C Polaris A3 SLBM^

short post. not allowed to use e com, but since my dad went down to wash car, and mu mum isn't back yet, i'm here. lol today i got scolded by mr kevin koh for whacking dickson in the face. lololol. he scold the whole class for being noisy damn scary la, but when he was scolding me not so loud, and a bit de farnie also..but nevermind. first time i got scolded by him this year. aah. must not whack dickson's face next time. Twee. uh oh, i fink my mum's back. gotta run, ciao

"But I must say it's quite damn fun to make stupid comments with fatty about fish. hahahahaha" -- IAN LIN.

Fucking asshole hope you've come up with new stuff. the blowjob thing is damn stupid.

mmm short post. heh wani the horse is going to australia today. flight SQ217 at 0955hrs to melbourne. funny how i rarely talk to her, but at this time which is 0925hrs, i keep wondering wad she's doin now..probably walking around the airport or smth. i'm not that close to her, compared to some of e 2.12 ppl who have *ahem*..nvm..

ya. another thing. i had a dream last nite. it wasn't the usual shooting each other dreams that i have sporadically. i dunno la, but it seemed all so clear. it was set somewhat in the the near future, and it was lyk, i had everything i wanted. how i wish i'd just fade away from this world and stay in that dream for eternity. sigh.

TAKE MY BREATH AWAY
(G. Moroder / T. Whitlock)

Watching every motion
In my foolish lover's game
On this endless ocean
Finally lovers know no shame

Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion
As you turn around and say

Take my breath away

Watching I keep waiting
Still anticipating love
Never hesitating
To became the fated ones

Through the hourglass I saw you
In time you slipped away,
When the mirror crashed I called you
And turned to hear you say
If only for today
I am unafraid

Take My Breath Away

Watching every motion
In this foolish lover's game
Haunted by the notion
Somewhere there's a love in flames
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion
As you turn around and say

Take My Breath Away..

twee

w00t i jus realised i'm screwed. well i mean we're (2.13 ppl) are screwed. how do you expect that corpse/undead/wadeva new chinese tcha expect to teach 8 chapters of chinese within 2 weeks? and how do i study the entire 40 chapters of chinese in 2 weeks, with all the other homework and stuff? aah.bleh i guess i'll jus stuff chinese and study the rest of the subjects.

math, i practiced dunno how much stuff during the hols due to my dad wanting me to get 100 for an exam (how the fluck do i do that?), and physical science jus need to read thru.. maybe can get 96 again =D.. life science..mmm i jus study anything not regarding DNA..cuz i dunno anything about that..but since i have established myself to be a SEX MAN by getting 20.5/25 for the reproduction test, i have to continue studying it. humanities humanities. i can't do them for nuts. literature i totally don't understand, history i get the facts but i can't write the answers out for nuts, and geog..um thats ok, cuz its jus remembering the facts and blah-ing out everything out onto the paper. like STAN from south park.

twee. whoa the acsi sec1 geps rock man. that day during some talk on the stupid mentorship programmes for next year, some XLab guy was telling them about time management; that if they didn't manage it well, they'd have no time. And all the sec1s went 'thaaaaaaaaam', not very loud but still as one voice, copying the machungwai, who pronounces time as THAM. talking about machungwai, since the middle of last term he has been rather ok, and now the hate of the class seemed to be directed towards the faggot OH or the new HCL tcha, a.k.a undead.

about the new chinese tcha, she looks like one of those ppl who died and then had the body preserved. either her nose is damn small or oily, cuz her specs keep falling off every 20 seconds. I kid you not. and so, the innovative darren chew(actually a himbo) and me made a game. every time her specs fell, she would push it up. we had to guess which way she would push her specs up, 1 being the side, 2 being the corner, and 3 at the middle of the specs. then we intro-ed the game to ian lin, who in turned intro-ed it to dickson, who started laughing, and the undead went to stare at him.

I would like to close with a quote that proves darren chew is a himbo.

"Is Malaysia in southeast Asia?" --- The great himbo Darren Chew a.k.a Chewy bear bear a.k.a CHEW THE JEW during the talk on the HSSRP (Humanities and Social Sciences Research Programme(or something liddat)).

ok. so i was wrong. PAK YAN likes THIRU. lol.. dis happened during recess

ian cheong: oi fish, PAK YEAN(its spelt like that, but PAK YAN sound nicer) likes THIRU lar.
me: really arh?
ian cheong: ya.. they whole day talk about ethics one. when they meet pak yean and thiru would start going on about the latest medical ethics case.
me: ah ok.
1 min later, shivana came with his won ton mee full of chilli sauce. i'm not exaggerating but i think there's the same amount of chilli sauce as the soup. i cant even see the mee.
me: eh shivana, does pak yan like thiru?
shivana: ya, they whole day talk about dumbass ethics only.
me: ah.

mmm. theres corroboration between the 2 sources. therefore we can safely assume that pak yan likes thiru, and they talk about dumbass ethics.

soon after, abt 4 mins later, ian cheong and shivana were shouting at each other, arguing on whether THIRU is a sex expert. lol. maybe this is how PAK YAN and THIRU talk about ethics.

oh well, i'll talk about life..its really weird la. as in today i was passing by this auntie at novena MRT, singing some funny song that goes something liddat:

"one dollar.
auntie uncle xiao di xiao mei
pang1 wo3 mai3 TISSUE (sound like THIRU).
Tissue paper one dollar,
one dollar ah one dollar."

heh sometimes i wonder, whether i am really lucky or wad. ok. lucky because i do not have to go out and sing weird songs like an ah soh to sell tissue paper to make money. I might say i have everything i need in life. but heck, its not the needs. people work to get money so that they have a house, food and clothes, but that was like 50 years ago. now everyone has houses, foood and clothes. ppl now go satisfy all their wants, like computers, handphones, cars, bla bla.

some devotions in school always remind us how lucky we are, and should think and thank god for what we have. yes, we are indeed lucky compared to that auntie, ppl in africa, iraq and afghanistan, which are currently shooting each other up, and entangling ang mohs in the fight. well the only reason i'd envy them is that they carry AK-74s everywhere.but thats not the point. then from other devotions, we are always told to strive for better results, work harder. in this rat race, whoever doesn't work hard would fall behind quickly. We looked at people shooting each other up, but why not look on the other end of the spectrum? rich people have this, have that, bla bla, and no one tells us to look at them and wonder how "not so lucky" we are. but heck, this is a world of capitalism i suppose. who has the cash wins. no one ever gets to enjoy life as it is. And so i would have to do my pile of homework.

mmm. another thing. the AUNTIE that was selling tissue was on a wheelchair. i'd rather die than lose the ability to walk or do any other thing. disabled people are, in my opinion, the few of the most resillient people around..i don't know whether i can take it emotionally if i lost a leg or something. scenario: d-day beach landings in normandy. If the only path safe from machine gun fire from bunkers of hitler's vaunted "Atlantic Wall", was through a minefield, i'd rather run through an enfilade of machine gun fire then lose my leg to a landmine. bleh

sigh..sometimes i dont even know what i'm saying. the english language is never sufficient to convey all the emotions within a person. quack.

btw joel, i linked you. under BOEY THE BOY. remember to wear your badge. how come you always wear your tie but not your badge one. blur!

lol i just returned from the land of anehs. little india. whee.. well at least the anehs are smart enough to start a little place of their own in singapore, unlike the mats, who have decided to sporadically populate this nation, with a slightly higher concentration of them in kampong glam. talking about mats, i think they're really caveman like. well thats my opinion, but heck..only reason why malaysia can compete with us is because they have many chinky and aneh people, and mahathir is a half bengali, which is something like an aneh, and anehs are damn clever. shivana claims cor-tnehs are smarter, but then again, he is studying mat language, so..

haha i heard THIRU scolded shivana. hahahaha. xide's father is called YANG THONG. wa i know arh. not bad not bad. i think ian cheong's father, PAK YAN, does not like people. he doesn't like THIRU, or RAYMOND LIN, or VIVIAN BALA. wa. PAK YAN rocks. quack. bye bye

Heh. ok. i just woke up. kk. yesterday we had canoeing doubles finals.. we got 6th out of 15..not that bad la.. but i'm damn happy, cuz i had my revenge wahaha. as me and ian lin were the last pair in the team for the relay, we went from 7th to 6th by avoiding 2 pairs of mats that were ramming each other. wahaha. then the best part was that when we finished rite, the victoria ppl were just getting out from the canoe, and we rammed them and one of them fell into the sea and they all started making stupid noises like 'OOOooI! and AAAHhH! and UUuhHhhH!' damn fun. who ask the stupid fat mat come ram me that day. go look for your biscuit la.

Then i dunno wad happen la, in the part C knots competition, the stupid mat school called Ahmad Ibrahim told the stupid judges that they didn't know how to do one question, for a dunno wad reason la, so they gave them another question. then when Darrell VAN could do the question, they told him that since the faggot ahmad ppl couldn't do it, he had to do another question (which luckily he could). stupid mats dunno how to do anything only know how to complain. fuck them man.

An excerpt from the Darrell Van Speech: "..aiya mats whole day do well in NCC because they whole day don't study, only do NCC. but next time when they go National Service they only stay as corporals and what not because they all never study got no degree, cannot become officer.."

How true.

I would like to add some excerpts from Ian Lin's blog. this is one of the very very few instances where i totally agree with his views. NAH I SHOW YOU.

"You know, just staring over at the other side of the sea, looking at the pathetic land of JOHOR, it amazes me sometimes how stupid mats really can be. From sembawang, if you look across at Johor, you will notice that there are 4 outstanding big big HDB looking buildings standing out of nowhere in the middle of a dense jungle beneath.
Ok, so maybe they’re not creative and like to follow Singapore’s HDB design to build their own HDB’s.. But their stupidity surpasses all understanding..WHY YOU BUILD THE FARKING HDB IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?!?! AIYOYOOYO MAT TAK BOLEHH

Haiya..stupid Mats whole day disturb us one. And some more so frustratingly stupid. I think what Fish says is true. Look at India, got such a rich history, and can produce smart businessmen to boost the economy and hardworking labourers to construct the foundations of our economy. Look at China. THREE THOUSAND years of history, and what a prosperous nation it is. So much culture, resource, innovation and creation. Look at all the ANG MOHS. Actually,, I also dunno why la but they’re damn smart. Somehow they manage to dominate the world economy. Then in the middle of nowhere, suddenly got this stupid place called MALAYSIA. The ONLY country in the world who natively speaks BAHASA MELAYU, and consists of a few million ORANG UTANS who beside having supreme jungle instincts, posses no other talent. And all they ever do now is eat drug eat drug, deteriorate the economy. Nowonder so many people here dun like them. I would even like to mention the leadership training camp, of which half the people natively spoke Chinese and other half Malay. Now our group leader was this stupid FAT MINAH who just kept bossing people around and cant do anything herself. Ha whole day get into fights with this other big hulky chinky guy who always seems to stick around with me cursing her with bad words in Mandrin. Of course my Chinese isn’t very good so I just spend half the day listening to his rants and ravings and just nod or smile in agreement." ---IAN LIN

how true (yet again)

Wa. just came back. i got a pack of army rations, which says 'nasi briyani and chicken' in this funny green pack thing. Twee. too tired to say anything else.. mebbe i'll blog again tonight

//snore.

bla.. i just got my hair cut by an ANEH. now i look like a peanut. stupid IAN LIN don't laugh at my hair tomorrow.

oh well..wad happened today? lets see. we had stupid NCC kayaking heats. doubles we got into the finals by playing chee KO pak. singles we screwed up and got second last. i think its my fault. nevermind. as darrell van said, if we lose, blame the EQUIPMENT. whee. so its not my fault. who's fault isit? the equipMEnT!

mmm here's how it went. Chu HUA the stupid ex sch canoeing team man managed to get 2nd place in the first lap, then me. but by the time he got out and by the time i got in, we were 4th, as all our competitors were stupid mat people who have their orang utan jungle instinct and can fly in and out of the canoe thing in half a second.

oh well.. then there i was, rowing rowing, maintaining the position, until this fat cheebye mat from victoria school who has no sense of direction (as he is not in the jungle but in the water) came out of nowhere and rammed my stern. ok, but i still managed to go straight forthe next 1/3 of the lap. then he pulled up next to me, by using his paddle to block mine. cheebye nia fat mat. then i proceeded to hoot him in the stomach with my paddle and i went 'fuck you, sorry'. ok. then i went in front of him. but guess wad, the cheebye fat mat went to ram my stern again. this time i felt like jumping into the water and capsizing his canoe, but i realised he was a what? a MAT. wait start racial riots again then all the mat sure hoot us back. but never fear, mat would only look for biscuit, so they would most probably end up crawling around bukit timah nature reserve looking for hup seng cream crackers.

yes, back to the canoeing. then after the cheebye fat mat rammed me, and the bloody undercurrent so damn strong my boat went sideways, and the cheebye fat mat farktard overtook me. then we were 5th. then when we reached the shore, i quickly climed out and IAN LIN climbed in. but then again, we lost one positon as we were up against mats. them and their stupid orang utan genes. hope they run out of bananas. and so we were 6th. oh then this Assumption English School guy went to ram the Marsiling school mat, and they capsized. wahaha lousy mat. then ian lin held the position all the way, and the worst was yet to come.

After ian lin finished his lap, the last guy, gareth the fat neck fat stomach fat everything boy took 20 seconds to get into the boat k. nevermind, cuz the other mat we were up against was also damn fat. then gareth couldn't go straight. and went off course. luckily never disqualified. but then the fat mat went to ram him and vice versa, and soon we were 7th. 7th out of 8.. so malu. we only beat the chao marsiling cuz they capsized. bleh.

lalala. life is so boring. first, you are born, then go to school, for dunno how many years. then somehow get a girlfriend (optional), then go further studies, then get a job, then get married, then grow old, and die of a combination of many diseases like obesity, gonorrhea, diabetes, osteoporosis, motor-neuron disease and what-not. sian rite. might has well have a war with our mat neighbours and die early but have more fun. lalala. i just want to have a firearm when the shooting starts. Twee.

woo a very long post. hope u had fun reading. Ta-Ta =)

mmm. for the person that needs encouragement. =)
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You're never beaten until you admit it.

The test of success is not what you do when your on top. Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.

All men are timid on entering any fight. Whether it is the first or the last fight, all of us are timid. Cowards are those who let their timidity get the better of their manhood.

The best luck of all is the luck you make for yourself

"We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France. We shall fight on the seas and oceans. We shall fight with growing strength in the air. We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields and in the streets. We shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender."
- Winston Churchill

Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm

Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul

Courage is like love: it must have hope for nourishment
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go for it. =)

Rah. this morning i went to school for history make up class. but e tcha was sick, so i went home. so fun. bah that means i can't attend any of the 3 days of history class, as yesterday i had canoeing, today the tcha was sick, and tomorrow going canoeing again. bla. so sad.

Ok. the last post was screwed up. got ppl complain to me. oh no. QUACK.

sheet dis morning thought of a lot of things to post, but now i forgot everything. bleh.

La. my skin is finally peeling after 6 hours in the sun canoeing. bla. oh well..the OH incident. happened last thursday, and stupid faggot OH the music teacher that was hired for $240 per student, started bitching abt ppl calling him a faggot from our class. then we all got sent out and he was like shouting at us with his faggot long yellow hair..look damn gay, and he cant speak english properly, so throughout the whole music lesson i was maintaining a poker face trying not to laugh. on a more serious note, our class is really screwed up. people like ian cheong and mun and kaleni saboing other ppl just trying to save their own skin. goodness. even nicholas koh, the normal sabo kia didn't sabo anyone even when the faggots asked him who started the faggot oh thing (well most prob cuz he was the one who started spreading it). lol.

waaaaaaaaaaa i got 1 star kayaking certification. boing. tomorrow hafta go train with the school canoeing team. damn scary. wooooo. bah i din go to the RSAF open house. so sad. but i went b4 la, in 2001, so nvm. but RSN open house i must go. tralala

haha i just realised that if u want to fight muslim country damn easy, cuz when they pray 5 times a day, just go and bomb them. then they will JIHAD you.

Shivana is a COR-TNEH.

whoa. just went to Holland V to buy AQUA Shoes. boing. today finally finished service learning. HA. i tell you something interesting arh, when we were all saying goodbye to all the old women (well i was eating the food then la), did u all see how Kia Hua said bye? oh first i tell you, theres this old lady that is damn extra, and her name is Doris WOOOON. then she was the last to leave. as usual. i suppose she thought this was CHinese new year, and was going XUE2 YUE4 JING4 BU4 to everyone. then Kia Hua the hero man went to go behind her and went 'bye auntie! bye bye! bye auntie!' and he was waving his hand like 3cm from DORIS WOON's head and having that 'serious and blur' look on his face. wahaha.

Rah i need a tech upgrade. My computer is outdated, PIII 866Mhz. My hp is outdated, its a 3330. i need (actually want, but heck) an Mp3 player. preferably an Apple iPod. ok. New com might come in september hols. new hp definitely in christmas. Mp3 player i'm saving for it. i already got 500 bucks in piggy bank, and i'm saving $20 a week, and i'm living on fruit and nut bars. tralala

Woo finally found a pic of an atomic cannon. Atomic and Nuclear are the same thing. dun crap me. haha Colin Powell used to guard 280mm nuke cannons in West Germany during e cold war. kewl eh. heres e pic