heh today we had PHYSICAL SCIENCE TEST..basket cannot get full marks oready..so confusing..bleh..oh well..we went to the ACSI vs Saint Andrews rugby finals at SMU today..we WIN arh..then all the rugger all do the MAORI DANCE..damn farnie.. i hope we get HOLIDAY! HOLIDAY! boing boing boing

after the thing, me, CHEW and IAN LIN was throwing tennis balls at each other..then IAN LIN's tennis friend came..he hit the ball damn damn high in the sky, then we all run to catch..hahahaha so fun so fun..he can also BUY SHIRT! boing. then we went to have dinner with the 2 PHYSICAL SCIENCE teachers, mr peter tan and mr jason chan..haha i din noe jason chan played MOHAA..and PETER TAN PLAYS SIMS! haha me and IAN LIN were teaching him how to burn down the sims house haha..mmm after that, i learnt something very useful from jason chan..when you get a bicycle, always buy the lousy lousy one, so u dun have to chain it up in public because according to him "who would want to steal a stupid looking bicycle"..hahaha..then peter tan went to have a peaceful walk in the park thing..mmm well he shud relax a little lar..our class too noisy..oh well..then i GO HOME! then bathe with FOAM! hahahaha i'm the verse man..remember to go look at our verse webby mentioned in the previous post..

BYE BYE! HOLIDAYYYYYYy

IAN LIN SPEARE and FISH SEUSS's verse website

is damn good! go see go see

Basket all the LAO NANG (OLD MAN) all so pro one..go read IAN LIN's blog for details..rah..today is a very interesting day for me..let me explain:

This morning, we had NDP rehearsal, and it went very well, except for the fact that 3 ppl, dickson, gareth and some sec 3 had to fall out during the parade cuz they all almost going to faint..one NPCC guard of honour also almost faint had to fall out..malu for the NP man..then the march off started horribly, due to the band..according to the previously mentioned BAO YUAN, "everything we do wrong can blame the band", but otherwise, everything was OK! haha darrell van damn kewl, when i asked him about the number one uniform that the Guard Of Honour wore, he said, "Its very nice, and i still have it". then IAN LIN went to say "i thought have to return one?", and the VAN replied "yes, but i don't feel like returning".. van rocks! vroom.

haha due to all the crap we missed the math test..yay..kukukuat.

after school we taught the old ppl english..damn cartoon, and theres one that looks like IAN LIN..oh well..i don't like teaching..but next week, me and IAN LIN going to teach them about RACES, as in indian malay chinese and stuff..can learn about BHAI! hahahahaahaha
Bhai!

Hello! hahaha i got into the ndp thing in school..well at least i think i have..but nevermind..today during the rehearsal right, damn fun k, some St john ambulance guy fainted and fell face down..wa i bet he got a lot of badges, because when he hit the ground, i thought the flagpole dropped or something.. i found out DARRELL VAN is a very good person to be next to in all these long long tiring parades where you stand still for damn long..throughout the first rehearsal, he was talking a lot a lot about everything, from the guy who was telling us what to do, to the fact that he wanted to vomit..he provides hours of entertainment to poor ncc cadets who stand still waiting for the teachers to finish talking..

oh for those of you who DON'T KNOW who darrell van is, he is some sec 3 guy from ncc sea, and he is damn fat! fat beyond words..fatfatfat..at least 90kg one..because that time we were all having break, and another sec 3 guy, called BAO YUAN was sitting on the boot of a car, then DARRELL VAN sat on the front of the car, then the whole car tilted forward, and bao yuan was flung of the back..haha damn farnie..and he talks a lot! bla bla bla..but according to LIANG, "DARRELL VAN very ON this year"..

BHAI BHAI!

Wa lao next week got FIVE tests ok..where got liddat one..got history, higher chinese, math, physical sciences and life sciences..crap lar..studystudystudy..liew my mum got a take home salary of S$8000 this month now due to the sars thing..and everyday got a lot of free things also..so this weekend i'll go order pizza and eat until song..sigh..boing boing boing..i shall now go screw up my template..BHAI

Basket i failed my math test k..second time in sec school..basket lar i'm screwed..boing. ian lin farts a lot..

rah..today i ask bill chia abt NDP thing he jus ask me to GO BACK TO MY SEAT! mmm next time i ask him when i got NO SEAT! see what he say.. oh well.. today me chew and IAN LIN were reading FRENCH.. boisson au the VERT! hahaha damn fun.. i'm the language man! u notice how all the french talk? the nose screw up and the mouth big big and also screwed up one..you just do that can speak FRENCH oready hahaha..then i teach u something NEW.. ITS SHOCK RESISTANT! pronounce it "EES SHOR REESEESTEN!" u all try it! chew made that up..hahahaha chew is ALSO language man..

oh i had an interesting conversation today..heres how it goes

mister peter tan was telling me, ian lin and nicholas koh something to do with COULOMB, then when he walked off, we smelled fart

"I think peter tan came here to fart then walked off" -nicholas koh

I then asked ian lin to come closer and whispered: "I think Nicholas Koh farted"

then you know wad IAN LIN said?

"Actually I farted" - IAN LIN

and he started laughing like siao..oh well the following was ripped from jen nee fur's blog..

i am... VICTOR ANG!
i have... A HOUSE!
i dont have... NUCLEAR SUBMARINE
i would rather... have a NUCLEAR SUBMARINE
i can... PANG SAI
i like... to walk around in circles
i love... MY HOUSE
i wanna... BUY NUCLEAR SUBMARINE
i talk like... KIA HUA
i hope that... I WILL GET INTO NDP Parade thing
i wish for... my clock to stop making that irritating ticking sound
i hate... my clock
i like eating... anything
i dont eat... anything
i sleep... on my BED
i bathe... a lot
i walk... for fun
i run... for even more fun
i jump... to reach the bloody chin up bars
i owe... KIA HUA FIVE BUCKS
i go to the toilet... for fun
i've got the hots... for SARS! sars is the virus, that i just want to minus..bla bla
i'm afraid... of pang sai on the floor
when it rains... collect water
when it's sunny... collect sunlight
my hair... very stupid
my computer.. sucks
my parents... damn childish..
my frens... are spastic
my life... got KIA HUA
my handphone... switches itself off for no reason
my wallet/purse... got no money
my room... very nice
books are... FUN!
animals are... FUN!
exams are... NOT FUN!
birthdays are... FUN!
the internet is... FUN!
sex is...FUN!
love is... NOT FUN!
sports is... FUN!
music is... FUN!
money is... FUN!
silence... GOOD!
ice cream... make IAN CHEONG FAT
chocolates... make IAN CHEONG FAT
french fries... make IAN CHEONG FAT
GW is... i dunno..but i think it makes IAN CHEONG FAT
dont ever... dig your nose
if i was a/an... harh?
in my next life... i want to buy a NUCLEAR SUBMARINE
yay finally finished
BHAI!

ok. this sucks. basket. today we went for gep history drama. i was the light man. i play with lights. we lost the cd with the music. i think e tchs mediatech ppl sabo us. rah. i don't care abt that. i don't like rgs or nanyang girls. they scream too loudly. i don't like RI ppl. they are extra. the plays were nice. i don't care abt all this either. after the thing. we went to orchard. dick went to tampines to look for his gang. me and ian lin went to novena square to buy things. ian cheong's birthday present. laugh a lot. but i don't care. i don't bloody care.

rah. basket lar i'll stop typing like that..basket today damn shit lar..for ONE MAIN REASON.. on thurs, bill chia sed this sat we were doing not so important things like filling up e NYAA crap and the total defence crap..so i went on to participate in the history drama thing..but in the end wad happened? what the fucking hell happened? they went to select e ppl for the NDP parade today ok..today, where it was not supposed to be important..what the fuck is this? then i called bill chia, he sed he would not be likely to change the ppl who were already selected..bullshit. screwed up. sucks.

hahahaha today chinee laugh until she cry, because she had a fever the day b4, then today? chew got fever..hahahahaha everyone thinks they both had *ahem* the night before..damn farnie k..even TANDAS was laughing..well shivana actually analysed the thing, and one of e most convincing excerpts i had from his lil sheet of fullscap paper was that she sed 'you all have to fantasize abt my life because you all have none', and you know what that means? it means that CHEW IS HER LIFE? LoloLOlOlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL..haha chew and IAN LIN got fever today..lalalala..maybe got SARS..oh no.. SARS is the virus, that I just want to minus

this afternoon we had some sort of briefing for NCC..supposed to be rehearsal for tomorrow (NCC day) lar, but more than half of us had to go for some sort of training or other, so we left after being told to come at 7 tomorrow... then me and JON NG went to natl. library newspaper archives to get things for our total defence silver proj..the microfilm machine damn farnie, when rewound, it makes a lot of noise, then when it finishes, the thing would keep rolling and making a lot of farnie paper fluttering noises, and JON NG would go boom when the thing is rewound..so fun

the worst thing today.. i got AMBUSHED by a whole horde of donation tin carrying RGS girls in my area k..damn scary..my clean record of not being ambushed by donation tim carrying ppl has been dirtied..boo hoo..
so sad =(

rahhh..nOT happy..i want to be MarKSMAN!! no fun no fun no fun my shooting lousy..blame on the sandbag! i cant shoot for nuts without the SANDBAG..got ok! four types of um.. thing u haf to shoot.. theres one small target that is supposed to be the top of some guy's body, at 100m looks like 2 full stops, and is stationary, and ur supposed to put 4 rounds(bullets) into that bugger, once with the sandbag and once without..then there is the 6 targets that pop out, first theres one target, then 2, then one, then 2, and ur supposed to put 1 shot into every guy, once with sandbag once without..

first round, with sandbag, stationary target, all 4 shot IN THE HEAD! whoa! damn good! but that is with the sandbag..the next round, without sandbag..even better sia, the shots fly ALL OVER THE PLACE! never even hit the faggot anywhere..

then the third round, with the pop up target things..the sandbag round, no need to say lar..with the sandbag right, i'm like SPECIAL FORCES k, the damn thing pop up rite, bAng! die! haha..i hit ALLLL SIX! damn good! whoa! ok..now the not fun part..the NO SANDBAG version of the pop up thing..ok..first body pop out..BANG! head die! whoa! damn good! then the 2 head came out..bang! bang! both all die! then 1 more..bANg! die! then 2 head pop out..i too happy that i hit everything, so i focused on the so called 'trench' for too long..when the 2 faggots pop out, my eye blur, cuz it is overstrained..i close my eyes for a while, open..all clear! ok! i'm going to shoot! bang! i miss! then the 2 things go down..oh nOOOO times up! i cry..boo hoo..

anyway..i got 14 hits out of 20, 4,0,6,4 hits respectively, and marksman is 16/20..i LOSE! oh noOOO! chao IAN LIN become marksman cuz he hit 4,2,6,4..total of 16..rah i dun like you..only TWOOOO marksmen in our platoon..chao IAN LIN and some gym guy called daniel chia..

NoT fUn!

yeS! yEs! yES! i got color neh neh neh neh neh neh! you all don't! ahhahaha..basket fatty copy my template..i hoot you..oh well..yes! i got color! guess wad? i was the ONLY so called 'office bearer' that got it..wooO! oh yar yesterday was my biRFdaY! everyone sing! happy birthyesterday to me, happy birthyesterday to me, happy birthyesterday to me-eeeee...happee birthyesterday to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee..lol today for history drama rehearsal, oval and ian lin made a new CHEW song! it goes

CHING CHANG CHONG CHANG, CAROL CHINEE CHEW CHEW CHEW!

wahaha! u know wad my dad got me for my birthday? The Complete Idiot's guide to SUBMARINES! damn good ok! now i'm a complete idiot! woohoo!

eh sheet lar..damn scary..today during NCC, bill chia was telling us that only FIVE ppl will get the COLOR AWARD.. and he was saying not all the current part b 'office bearers' will get it, and he was staring at me while he said that..bleh why me..i'm an office bearer ok! damn good ok! got office ok! but sheet lar..how come i don't get..i hope he was staring at someone behind me..basket..dun like

English today quite boring, because none of the speeches are nice..all normal normal one, listen oready can sleep..i still think the second day one the best..oh ya but DICKSON was talking about keeping fit, and made a reference to IAN CHEONG as a person who needs to exercise because he has BLACK LIP..hahahahahhaa..got THICK LIP, now ALSO got BLACK LIP..

Physical science arh..sheet lar i die, i everything also dunno..all this wad wad COULOMB thing i also dunno..COULOMB your head lar..oh well..HAHAHAHAHAHA according to KALENI, creative teaching = teacher walking round class claiming to be a volt (referring to PETER TAN)

After school we play ULTIMATE FREES BEE! damn fun damn fun! we came up with a new song! everybody repeat after me! Ching Chang Chong Chang, CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW! wahahahahaha! damn fun! woooooo

lol i saw IAN LIN and DICKSON take taxi with the SINGH! woo..went home with fat hongyi..he was explaining to me about the difference between him and Kevin..let me tell you how, using the wad wad farnie ching chang chong way of solving problems graphically.. physical similarities: everything, cept hongyi's myopia is worse..differences: hongyi is a realist while kevin is delusioned that he can do what all the muscle man do with nike boing..hahahahahahhaa so fun! i learnt NEW THING! hongyi very smart..in fact all the fat ppl all damn smart..whoaaAA!

hellOOO! hoo today we had some ENGLISH SPEECH thing that had to last 1 min each..my speech damn good ok! Ok! oK! okKK! i gave my "i believe that all our countries problems would be solved by bombing malaysia" speech, which lasted exactly 1 min , and IAN LIN and BANANA gave anti ang morh speech, and according to IAN LIN, "the USA has an incompetent president who doesn't even know how to eat pretzels without choking and falling down", while stoopid YARN CHEONG gave a pro ang morh speech..boo sama dia! BOO! boo lagi skali! BOO! boo bangya bangya! BOO! but the one who stole the limelight, the best speech maker of all, NICHOLAS KOH! first he made an anti MA speech which i thought was more than 2 mins, but in the end, after abt 30 seconds, chinee disqualified him because he was insunting a teacher..then 5 mins later, after i did my speech, nicholas koh did another one, this time about 'IAN CHEONG IS THE AMERICAN IDOL', but yet again was disqualified by chinee..can't wait for tomorrow when he makes another speech..

rah ian lin's blog music SAR VIVOR thing playing in the background very irritating..rah..

Dear IAN LIN, after reading your July 09th entry, i have to say a few things, well actually a lot of things..SHER SHEN is your pal, but he is a faggot! who else are faggots? ang morh..i don't like ang mor, so damn fat, collide with me on the MRT today..basket..and kevin doesn't wear high heels, they are platform shoes that look like high heels..well in fact they are NIKE BOINX(shox), which is NOT the ST Bionix IFV.. i fink kevin want to wear NIKE BOINX because he thinks he'll run faster in 2.4, but still the same lar, after every run when we are all getting dismissed from PE, then he comes running in..well, i think you should KEEP FIT! like IAN CHEONG! well..i mean NOT LIKE IAN CHEONG.. well u can be like him and start a KEEP FIT PROGRAMME..and the MiG-30 is a FEEEK SHION NAL(fictional) aircraft..rah..

basket we had no IRS today, and so i was doing my math homework in e library lar, but then when i got home, i found out that SOME ONE TOOK MY GRAPH PAPER! RAH! GIVE ME BACK! OR I WILL SHOVE MY SET SQUARE UP YOUR NOSE! so i did the rest of my math homework with graph paper torn off from a certain 'GRAPH BOOK'.. mmm i found a Singapore Army song called 'Knock it down' as an mp3 format..damn nice..i'm going to spend the next 15 mins typing e lyrics as e original lyrics are in PDF and so i cant copy and paste..and i hope no one tells me that u can copy and paste from acrobat after i typed out the whole thing..anyone want e mp3 ask me on MSN and i SEND TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Knock It Down
Hello I am your sergeant, and you are all my men.
You will listen to exactly what I say you understand?

When I ask you to eat, you eat,
When I say sleep, you sleep!
Do you know what i'll do for you
If you screw up my plan?

Knock it down! Knock it down!
Get your hands on the ground and
Knock it down! Knock it down!
Knock it down!
Just take it like a man and Knock it down!

If you don't have a girlfriend at least now you've got a wife,
She just turned 21 so you guard her with your life,
She is brand new model and she shoots very far,
She is made in Singapura, And her name is S-A-R

S-A-R! twenty one! S-A-R! twenty one!
She's the new rifle of Singapura
S-A-R! twenty one! S-A-R! twenty one!
Don't trifle with this rifle S-A-R! twenty one!

When I was in BMT I used to weigh a tonne...
My PTI said, "My grandma can walk faster than you run!'

Last time I can't do chin-ups, and now I can do five!
I'm so proud of my achievement, all thanks to PTI..
Why so slow? Drop twenty!
Now you run 20 times around the SOC,
Twist my arm! sprain my knee!
Go ask MO give me Attend C

Knock it down! Knock it down!
Get your hands on the ground and
Knock it down! Knock it down!
Just take it like a man and Knock it down!

I used to hear those stories that army life was rough,
I used to be like gu-niang, but army made me tough! (hoo!)

After 2 years of training, Now then I know why,
When the enemy starts firing
When the enemy starts firing
When the enemy starts firing
You don't have to time to hide

So Knock it down Knock it down!
If you don't want to get killed, just knock it down!
Knock it down!
Knock it down!
I'm like semi-automatic Knock it down!

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yay finally finish..i TYPED THIS OUT OK! hope you go read! SAR! twenty one!

mmm..look back in my life..last year sucked..regret many things that i had done..rah..beneath e happy facade lies a troubled life..OOH RAH!

C-130 rollin down the strip

Soldier, soldier, have you heard
I’m gonna jump from a big iron bird
Up in the morning in the drizzlin’ rain
Packed my chute and boarded the plane

C-130 rollin' down the strip,
Recon daddy gonna take a little trip.

Mission top secret, destination unknown.
We don't know if we're ever coming home.

Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door,
Jump right out and Shout MARINE CORPS!

And if my main don't open wide,
I got another one by my side,

And if that one don't billow round,
I'll be the first one to hit the ground!

Look out ground, I’m a-coming through

If I die on the old drop zone
Box me up and ship me home
Bury speakers all around my head
So I can rock with the Grateful Dead

Bury speakers all around my toes
So I can rock with Axel Rose
If I die on a Chinese hill
Take my watch or the commies will

If I die in the Korean mud
Bury me with a case of Bud
Put my wings upon my chest
And tell my Mom I did my best

Stickin' and a slashing,
Killin' and a gashin'
Singing lo righty layeft
Lefty righty layo


When I go
When I go home
My father he will say
How you earn a livin'
How you earn your pay
I reply in a very loud tone
I earn my livin' in a combat zone

When I go out
The Laides they will say
How you earn your livin'
How you earn your pay
I reply as I point to my chest
I earn my livin' in the lean and rest

And when I go to HELL
Satan he will say
How you earn your livin'
How you earn your pay
I reply as I clench my knife
Get out of my way before I take your life

And when I go home
My momma she will say
How you earn your livin'
How you earn your pay
I reply as I point to my bod
I earn my livin' on a KILLIN' SQUAD

Mmm..oh of e US Navy SEAL Cadences..

Out in the sky in the middle of the night
When we hit the deck we're ready to fight.
Up from a sub 60 feet below.
We scuba to the surface and we're ready to go.
We're gonna backstroke, sidestroke, swim to shore.
When we hit the beach we're ready for war.

Singing Hoo-yah Hoo-yah Hey! Hoo-yah! Running day!
Singing Hoo-Yah Hoo-yah Hey! Just another PT day

Well Chief caught a round right between the eyes, and corpsman thought for sure that the Chief would die.
But Chief stood up straight as any man and killed four commies in hand to hand.
Well twenty seconds later there was not a sound, and fifty dead Commies were lying around.

Now Superman may be the man of steel, but he ain’t no match for a Navy SEAL.
Now Chief and Supe they got in a fight.
Chief hit him in the head with some Kryptonite.
Supe fell down on his knees in pain.
Now the chief's dating Lois Lane.

Well Chief and Batman had one too,
Chief hit him in the head with his shoe.
Hit him in the temple with his left heel,
Now Chief's driving the Batmobile.

Well I've got a dog and his name is blue.
And blue wants to be a SEAL too...
So I bought him a mask and four little fins.
I took him too the ocean and I threw his butt in.
Blue came back too my surprise,
With a shark in his teeth and gleam in his eyes.

infatuation..rah..early morning post.
i'm going to get ian cheong a small muffin for his b'dae..yay

Thought of the day: "I think, therefore I am..I THINK THIS IS A YAM!"

liew i jus went to CUT HAIR, then something scary happened..ok its actually kinda farnieeee lar..i cut my hair at balestier PLAZA there, then while i was going to shaw plaza to buy some crap from NTUC, there were these 2 St Nicks girls lar, then suddenly one of them got a phone call, then when she pick up the phone, she fell down, then she was going "why you call me? shit la i fall down you know? lolllllllllll damn farnie k! as u know, i'm the kind of person who laughs at stupid things, so i was like, laughing and trying not to laugh, but i was next to them lar, then the other girl, who was wearing some kind of very very short sleeve shirt in the pinafore came up to me and asked me "why are u laughing?" in a very fierce voice..the conversation went as such

"why are you laughing?"

"uh..uh..i just cut my hair and i think its funny"

"do you know it is very rude to laugh at people?"

I got sorta pissed at this time lar, and then i sed "ya i know, you have a problem with that is it?"

"if u fell down and i laughed at you, would you like it?"

"fuck you", and i walked off

lol..i bet she's one of those extra ppl who go around telling ppl off =$..damn scary..woooooo..

woo i got this from PAM PAM PAM

If I were a month I would be: November! i dunno why! the name damn nice!

If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday

If I were a time of day I would be: 2359 hrs..i'm a last minute man

If I were a planet I would be: Neptune

If I were a sea animal I would be: feeesh!..shark nicer

If I were a direction I would be: bearing zero niner zero

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: FISH TANK

If I were a historical figure I would be: how i know?

If I were a liquid I would be: NaOH

If I were a stone, I would be: i like pebbles

If I were a tree, I would be: KIA HUA

If I were a bird,I would be: FEESH

If I were a tool, I would be: submachine gun

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: KIA HUA!

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: RAIN! WOOOOOO

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: drum drum..

If I were a color/s, I would be: Navy Blue

If I were an emotion, I would be: feesh

If I were a vegetable, I would be: KIA HUA

If I were a sound, I would be: sonic boom

If I were an element, I would be: water water..shui

If I were a car, I would be: KILO Class DIESEL ELECTRIC submarine

If I were a song, I would be: SAR-Vivor rap!

If I were a movie, I would be directed by: PHUA CHU KANG

If I were a book, I would be written by: Peanut

If I were a food, I would be: feeesh

If I were a place, I would be: underwater..somewhere

If I were a material, I would be: PVC

If I were a taste, I would be: salty.

If I were a scent, I would be: salt water

If I were a religion, I would be: nothing

If I were a word, I would be: feesh

If I were an object, I would be: submachine gun

If I were a body part I would be: middle finger

If I were a facial expression I would be: stupid

If I were a subject in school I would be: dismissal

If I were a cartoon character I would be: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

If I were a shape I would be: Triangle

If I were a number I would be: 06

heh NCC damn stupid today, because of who? stoopid ANG MORH JIN YAN become IC, and make us march round the stupid square field and keep making us walk into the fence..basket we all want to whack him up after that..oh well..the SAR-VIVOR RAP CD damn nice..damn weird, it has FOURTEEN BONUS TRACKS arh..damn spastic..

Some say "leh" some say "lah"
Uncle Phua says time to fight SARS!
Everybody, we have a part to play
To help fight SARS at the end of the day

Wash your hands whenever you can
Wash with soap then at least got hope
When you get home take a bath quickly
"Kiasu" a bit, be safe, not SAR-ry!

Try not to travel to SARS countries
Wait a few months lah, wait and see
Eh why you rush to catch that plane
Use internet lah, use your brain.

Getting protection from this virus
Means getting healthy, inside us
Don't work too much until you're sick
Get exercise and get yourself fit

Good nutrition and vitamins
Help you to pass the immunity challenge
Eat your proteins carbo and fibre
Then you can be a....."SAR-vivor"

PCK say don't play play
Or this stupid SARS is here to stay
But we can fight this you and me
Help and fight SARS in our country

SARS is the virus I want to minus
No more surprises if you
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!

Can't SARS me baby, and I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN ah!

Some say "leh" some say "lah"
Uncle Phua says time to fight SARS
Everybody, we have a part to play
To help fight SARS in at the end of the day.

If you're sick don't go to work
Even if your boss is a jerk
Don't be a hero and continue working
Wait the whole company kenna quarantine

Wear a mask when you see a docor
See the same one, don't be a doc hopper
Wait at the clinic, stay in one spot
Don't spread your germs in the coffee shop

Think you got SARS? Call 993
Ambulance will come for free
They'll check you up at TAN TOCK SENG
Where they know about SARS like I know about Ah-Beng

Hey. of you "kenna" Home Quarantine
Don't you go out, except IN YOUR DREAMS
"Tahan" a while and cooperate
Don't give everybody a big headache

PCK say don't play play
Or this stupid SARS is here to stay
But we can fight this you and me
Help and fight SARS in our country

SARS is the virus I want to minus
No more surprises if you
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!

Can't SARS me baby, and I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN ah!

Some say "leh" some say "lah"
Uncle Phua says time to fight SARS
Everybody, we have a part to play
To help fight SARS in at the end of the day.

Keep our Country clean and green
Beccause nowadays, the germs are mean
Don't leave food for stray dogs or cats
Unless you want to keep their germs as pets

Cover your mouth if you cough or sneeze
You think everyone want to catch your disease?
Don't KAK-PUI all over the place
You might as well KAK PUI on my face

Don't throw your tissue all over the shop
Think no one can see you so you don't stop
Make me sick when people don't care
Make you sick when you breathe the air

Even when things are getting better
Don't do things and become a "regret-ter"
Think SARS is gone? Your head ah
But listen to me and we'll be ok lah

PCK say don't play play
Or this stupid SARS is here to stay
But we can fight this you and me
Help and fight SARS in our country

SARS is the virus I want to minus
No more surprises if you
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!

Can't SARS me baby, and I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN!
USE YOUR BRAIN ah!

wooo today we had ENGLISH SPEECH thing..shit lar all the first 5 ppl all damn good, and then came DARREN CHEW..he was speaking on abolishment of gay rights, and then at the end, he threw away his script and banged his hands together, and said 'I THINK ALL GAYS SHOULD GO AND DIE' or something like that, damn farnie..it was 42 seconds long, but cuz everyone was laughing wad, so he haf to pause a lot..i bet the thing is only 25 seconds long..oh well

physical Science damn fun again, we were playing with a lot of batteries and lightbulbs, and we found out, IAN CHEONG's SPECS can conduct electricity DAMN WELL..me and IAN LIN went to clip both sides of his spectacle frames, and the connected lightbulb lit up damn brightly!

woooo..after school me YARN CHEONG and IAN LIN wanted to go borders lar, then at the bus stop, which was very crowded cuz e whole school was all dismissed at the same time..YARN CHEONG wanted to go on the 74 bus,but we didn't want to..then when he got on, me and IAN LIN ran off, and then when the bus was going to move, we saw him at the door middle fingering at us..lol..oh well in the end we met with YARN and deecky at borders, and we were trying to find some stupid MIDDLE AGES LITERATURE book written by some nut called chester..bah..u know middle ages ppl all got THICK LIP and go YOS! YOS! YOS!

oh then we went to CD RAMA at orchard MRT to find something, then WE FOUND IT! do you know what we were looking for? we were looking for the PCK SAR-VIVOR rap thing..deecky and IAN LIN bought for my birthday, thankew thankew!
Dick: Happy Birthday FEEEEEEESH
BHAI BHAI!

hello hello! hahahah so faRn! faRn! today during PETER TAN lesson got STATIC ELECTRICITY demonstration, damn farnie I tell you..he was taking an orange (yes, ORANGE NOT PINK ian lin..) and rubbing on his hair, trying to get the ELECTRONs from the hair to go to the baloooon..he was like standing and rubbing his head with the barloon and smiling stupidly, and me ian lin dick and especially YARN cheong was laughing like dunno wad k..liew it was hilarious..oh shit have to prepare our speeech..i'm going to insult MAHATHIR, the MEGA MULUT MALAYSIA tomorrow!

har har today damn kewl..i shan't go into details abt school today cuz there's nothing much interesting..this shall be a very very short entry on wad happened on SBS Service 74, SBS 7223 D from 1440 hrs to 1510 hrs..me and the stupid IAN LIN took the BUS SEVENTY FOUR home lar, and then the driver was very..um..interesting..whenever some1 boarded the bus, he'd go 'good afternoon to you' and when someone alighted he'd go 'bye see you again'..oh along the way IAN LIN was threatening to hit me with his sprite bottle if i din stop making the 'IAN LIN face'.. which is his face..but very stupid, just like the real one..oh well..ya i dared him to go say BYE BYE to the bus driver when he got off..then i tot he'd just say softly lar, but he waved at the bus driver and said damn loud 'BYE BYE!'.. then he was like laughing like shit and i was also laughing like shit..got 3 nygh gals, 2 chinese high ppl, one old man and some farnie KAUR staring at me cuz i was laughing like dunno wad..oh well..
BHAI!