Monday, June 30, 2003

mmm..first dae of schooool..very fun..oh ya, to REWARD you for visiting this site, i'm going to tell you something. if you go IAN LIN's blog, there are many many booby traps that cause you to be an IDIOT..be wary of the links "click here", "don't click here" and "SIGN MY GUESTBOOK"..the other normal links might have been booby trapped for u to be an IDIOT also so be careful..be ESPECIALLY CAREFUL with his TAG BOARD..do not hit TAG for now, for u will be an IDIOT! oh well if ur damn curious, u go try any of these things that i tell u not to do and YOU ARE AN IDIOT, just hit ctrl+alt+del, and delete the window which ends with index3.html, and all will be fine..

HAHA IAN LIN! I SABO YOU! LIKE ANG MORH! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sunday, June 29, 2003

mmm..first post in new format..TESTING ONE TWO!

Saturday, June 28, 2003

HELLO! hahaha today NCC only 4 ppl came for sec 2! lol! so fuN! 4! 4 out of 26! loLOlOlolOllllllllllllll!oh well..me, jon ng, dickson and IAN LIN came..ah ok..
Firstly, we did all the stupid muster parade training..very stupid la, walk walk walk around only..ok today e sec 3s had interview, to see what post they can hold next year, and then the 4 of us? we jus play with ropes

we learnt how to tie MONKEY'S FIST, which is a ball thing u make with the rope so that u can throw the rope farther, but practically, its more useful for hitting IAN LIN on the head..other than MONKEY's FIST, we made our own MONKEY'S ASS, TUCKY's FIST and TUCKY's ASS thingys, which were modifications of the MONKEY'S FIST thing..oh then we did something FUNFUNFUN. we had 5 ropes, then we tied 2 into monkey's FIST and tied e other ropes onto those 2 monkey's fist using sheet bends and reef knots, and tied it to a railing with this fisherman's bend knot thingy, and we were dangling them down from e second floor waiting to bash one of the sec 3 ppl..but then LIANG then asked us to go do DRILL with the sec 3s..bleh..then we untied e whole thing..so sad..

While we were doing drill, we heard many stupid comments from e sec 3 & sec 4 ppl.. i shall try to remember all of them..

"Ropes are very fun to play with" - Master Sgt. David Ng

"I need to go toilet la, my leg damn pain.." - JAGADESH

"How are you supposed to jaga Jagadesh?" - 2nd Sgt. Clement OH

"Jagadesh can go jaga himself" - Lance Cpl. IAN LIN

"Killed my girlfriend, raped the man" - screwed up version of some stupid song, which was supposed to be "killed the man, raped my girlfriend"

"I am not Grace Kwee ok.." - 2nd Sgt. PATEL

"Grace Kwee look like ketupat la" - 2nd Sgt. Clement OH

Ah shit can't remember so many other stupid comments..oh and after NCC, we were talking abt some crap lar, den suddenly IAN LIN sed smth abt the singapore infantry fighthing vehicle, the BIONIX, and he pronounced it BOINX..damn stupid lar IAN LIN..IAN LIN pang sai
BHAI!

You Are Loss
You are Loss.

Your life defines tragedy. You have experienced
great hardships on an unimaginable scale and it
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Friday, June 27, 2003

mmm...new blogger format..anyway..shit got NCC tmr..sianz.. anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..
You are GILL!
What Finding Nemo Character are You?

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Wednesday, June 25, 2003

Harlow..update update..whee..i'm sittin in front of my CORM PIU THER eating lunch and doing this..heh now lets talk about what i had for lunch ok? OK! OK! OK! good! on monday, i had half of a whole large supreme chicken stuffed crust pizza thingy..the TUESDAY i had some canned meal thing from MARKS and SPENCER..then today? what day is today? since the day b4 yesterday was monday, yesterday was TUESDAY and tomorrow would be THUUURSDAY, what day is today? yes yes yes WEDNESDAY! you're all very smart! me too! but ian lin stupid, only know how to pang sai..oh wel wad were we talking abt? yes yes, lunch! i'm having some fried rice thing and this instant cream of chicken soup thing..very nice..

behind me now is my TELEVISION! u know wad its showing? i'm watching channel FIVE now..its YAN CAN COOK! he is visiting some restaurant in VANCOUVER now..eh i went to vancouver last year, but couldn't find any DARRELL VAN anywhere..oh welll..wad are you doing? eh..this is my blog, and u cant say anything here! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! MINE! not yours! then whose? MINEEEEEEEE! HAHAHAHAHHA U KNOW WAD YAN JUS SAID? EEEF YAAAAN CAN COOK, SO CAN YOUUU! hahahaahahahhaha..stupid REI

BHAI BHAI!

Sunday, June 22, 2003

Hello..yesterday i came back from camp FEAST..some booloo NCC camp with no booloos in my troop..so happy..oh well..we did a lot of stupid things lar, and we saw DOCTOR ARTHUR BENG..very FAT! i suppose doctor all eat a lot one..oh well.. We played PAINTBALL yesterday, and for those of u who do not know what that is, it is a game where you use a funny gun that looks like an MP5SD without the magazine, that is attached with some CO2 tank and some oversized container thing at the top with paintballs, and then you shoot other ppl with it..the stupid thing fly so fast one..the day before when we were doing some obstacle course, a paintball flew out of the firing range into our area there, and then that stupid GARETH went to pick it up sqeeze it and it exploded all over my pants and his hands..basket gareth..

oh well..we played 2 rounds of paintball, its reverse cap the flag, ur supposed to RUN TO the enemy base and put the flag there la..IAN LIN was e flag bearer for both rounds for our team, and he damn stupid..at the last part of e first round, only me, him and another guy, called JOEL ONG was left, against another 3 ppl from the other team.. IAN LIN had 1 shot left, joel ran out of ammo, and me? i ran out of ammo also, but i had 3 other guns on the floor to take, so i took one, and started shooting like a MACHINE GUN at those ppl hiding behind some barrels..soon i used finish all e ammo in 2 guns, and under MY covering fire, IAN LIN and JOEL went to cap the flag lar, but IAN LIN ran to the wrong place, then JOEL took the flag and capped it..WE WIN! I 'killed' 3 ppl in the round yay!

The second round was worse for us..we exchanged starting sides, and when the round started, we agreed to all chiong right lar, then me and IAN LIN ran to some barrels near a TREE, and we thought we were the farthest out, when we heard a lot of "PUK! PUK! PUK!" sounds, and we saw that JOEL, the HERO man, went to chiong all the way out into the left flank alone and was somewhere deep into enemy territory, and then before he even hide, he took six shots liao..DIE!!!! oh well..then dickson ran to the barrel in front and to the right of us, and i took the flag and ran to him.stupid guy try to shoot like TRINITY from the MATRIX, sit down with legs straight out and shoot, and din give me space to take cover..i was going like "Dick give me space" when someone fired at me..i ducked back and did my MACHINE GUN..i shot 5 rounds at the guy and 1 hit his head, 2 hit his vest and 1 hit his leg..he DIE! then another guy try to chiong our position.. i fired 1 shot, it hit his vest and he DIE! then someone else shoot.bang! i dieded..i raised up my arm to show i was dead..then some1 else fired..it hit my helmet..oh no i died again..then another..it hit the unprotected area of my face..now got bruise on my face..basket..but very fun

now let me tell you what dickson learnt from CAMP FEAST
in his words "I LEARNT HOW TO PULL ARROW OUT OF THE BOX!"
BHAI!

Thursday, June 19, 2003

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Eee yer..so bad one..

Tuesday, June 17, 2003

oh yar.. today right, we had chinese make up lesson lar, then after that, we went to watch AGENT CODY BANKS at lido at orchard..very nice lar, but u noe wad? IAN LIN's wife came..u noe who dat is? since ian lin is a senile old man, so his wife is an OLD LADY..ok, while we were watching right, the old woman whole day lean forward to watch the interesting parts..then when cody banks when to throw a remote control away, the old lady told her grandson, 'ni bu yao xue ta hor, ta hen huai dan' which meant 'dont learn from him, he is a bad egg'.. then at the end the bad guy suddenly pop out, e old lady was leaning forward la, suddenly throw out her hands and hug her grandson..i think she got heart attack..CARDIAC ARREST! OH NO! and throughout e show, IAN CHEONG was laughing cuz of e old woman..gah..everyone was staring at him as usual..too abnormal..zzz haf to get my archiving done properly again

Heh i shall continue today..well its a sub sim but it can simulate large scale naval battles fairly accurately..i pitted 2 Carrier Battle Groups (CVBGs) against each other, one Russian, one American..

The US CVBG consisted of the nuclear powered aircraft carrier USS Nimitz (CVN 68), 2 Ticonderoga class guided missile cruisers, USS Ticonderoga(CG 47) and USS Bunker Hill (CG 52), 4 Arleigh Burke (DDG 51) class guided missile destroyers, and 2 Seawolf class nuclear submarines, USS Seawolf (SSN 21) and USS Connecticut (SSN 22).

The Russian CVBG consisted of the aircraft carrier RFS Kuznetsov, the nuclear battle cruiser RFS Kirov, another guided missile cruiser the RFS Slava..4 guided missile destroyers, the RFS Kara, RFS Kashin, RFS Udaloy and the RFS Sovremenny, and 2 Oscar-class guided missile nuclear submarines (SSGNs)

Well the battle started out with the submarines of both sides firing off their long range anti-ship missiles, the Seawolfs firing the TASM, Tomahawk anti ship missiles, with a range of 250 nautical miles, a 500kg warhead and moves at 500 knots at sea skimming level, and the Oscars firing off their high altitude SS-N-19 Shipwreck cruise missiles with a range of 300 n.m., a 750kg warhead and has a speed of 1500 knots. After that, both sides started firing their main anti ship missiles, the US ships firing the RGM-84 Harpoon, and the Russian ships firing a mix of SS-N-19s, SS-N-12 and SS-N-22 Anti ship missiles. Soon after, the US Guided missile ships started firing off their SM-2 Surface to air missiles (SAMs) to intercept the incoming high speed SS-N-19 missiles, many being shot down but 3 of them and 1 SS-N-22 hit the 2 front DDGs despite the many layers of missile defenses and sank them..the salvo of US anti ship missiles took much longer to reach their targets due to their slower flight speed, but the russian anti missile systems were not as good as the Americans, and 2 TASMs and 1 Harpoon hit the RFS Kara and sank it..1 Harpoon hit the Udaloy and another hit the Russian Carrier, damaging the flight deck and making it unusable.

Then the USS Nimitz launched several F/A-18 Hornets and all but 2 of them got shot down by Russian Naval SAMs before getting in missile range, and they fired their missiles at the Russian Carrier. 2 AGM-65s and one AGM-88 hit the carrier, and left it heavily burning but still floating. The 2 F/A-18s were then shot down by SAMs..the Russians then fired their remaining anti ship missiles at the Americans, who had no more anti ship missiles, the americans expended their anti missile SAM magazines at the missiles.. but still some missiles got through and sank the Nimitz, Ticonderoga and Bunker Hill..only 2 Arleigh Burke DDGs, 1 damaged by a SS-N-12 Sandbox missile, and the 2 Seawolfs survived..the Russians then closed in and they engaged each other in gun battles, the americans sinking the RFS Udaloy and damaging the RFS Sovremenny and the RFS Kashin while the Russians sank both destroyers and one of the Oscars killed the Seawolf with a 65cm torpedo, and the USS Connecticut went deep, before coming above the thermal layer and it torpedoed the other Oscar and torpedoed the RFS Kuznetsov carrier and sank both of them, before bring torpedoed by the RFS Kirov..

oh well in real life it would have been different, because the game din simulate the US AEGIS radar system well, and if they did, the US Guided missile ships would have knocked out almost every Russian missile 3 mins after launch, till their SAM magazines run empty or something..oh well..
BYEBYE

Monday, June 16, 2003

Hello! woo so long never blog..oh well today IAN LIN came over to do IRS..finish first draft oready..whee..oh well I just finished reading Red Storm Rising yesterday..very good book hee.. thanks MRT an.. heh was a little curious abt e naval battles in the book, so i went to test it out in this damn good naval simulator called Sub Command..well its supposed to be a sub simulator, and is one of the most realistic ones available to the public..shit my marder want to use COM..so i continue this tomorrow..=(

Sunday, June 15, 2003

heh i had nothing to do these few days..some of u might haf seen this b4 but for those who have not..here goes

Wednesday, June 11, 2003

Har hAr haR! wani wani if you're reading this, I TOLD YOU U WERE A HORSE! HAHAHAHAH! look at yOUR own blog hee hee.. HORSe! hahahahahahaha..basket nothing to write..wooooooo.. harh you are a mango?

Tuesday, June 10, 2003

Haha i jus came back from the land of the booloo..MALAYSIA..oh well nothing to do now..haha square square damn interesting..whee..

Anchors Aweigh (US Navy Anthem)

Stand Navy down the field, sails set to the sky.
We'll never change our course, so Army you steer shy.
Roll up the score, Navy, Anchors Aweigh.
Sail Navy down the field and sink the Army, sink the Army Grey.

Get underway, Navy, Decks cleared for the fray,
We'll hoist true Navy Blue So Army down your Grey.
Full speed ahead, Navy; Army heave to,
Furl Black and Grey and Gold and hoist the Navy, hoist the Navy Blue

Blue of the Seven Seas; Gold of God's great sun
Let these our colors be Till all of time be done,
By Severn shore we learn Navy's stern call:
Faith, courage, service true With honor over, honor over all.

Stand, Navy, out to sea, Fight our battle cry;
We'll never change our course, So vicious foe steer shy.
Roll out the TNT, Anchors Aweigh. Sail on to victory
And sink their bones to Davy Jones, hooray!

Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh.
Farewell to college joys, we sail at break of day.
Through our last night on shore, drink to the foam,
Until we meet once more. Here's wishing you a happy voyage home

Saturday, June 07, 2003

Hello..i jus came back from NCC training..i wont be doing anything much dis afternoon cuz nothing lar..whee..today we had stupid muster parade, then we tried to make DICKSON the squad IC so we can hear his spastic voice..but in the end he saboed IAN LIN to be IC so never mind..oh and did i tell you that i am SECTION LEADER now? hahaha ian lin..GARETH took your place HA HA HA HA HA. LAUSYYYYYY! oh well..then we had drill, and it was ok lar, our drill average at best..then they let some of e SEC 3 ppl try to give us drill, and e first 2 ppl were damn good lar..then after that who come? MAHATHIR and some DIGIBITCH guy..i also forgot his name..both ORANG MELAYU, and dunno how to do anything one, damn asshole..then DARRELL VAN came to do, and its damn kewl ok..SUPERVAN! VAN VAN VAN! whole day try to give us break one hahahaha..oh then we successfully sabo-ed dickson into being the TIMER..haha he try to shout but sound like vomiting and we were all laffing like siao..hee

Oh after drill we played BASKET BALL..oh actually for me it was soccer lar..since me and ian lin couldn't play basketball properly, we all did stupid things..when ian lin got e ball, he rammed it vertically into the sky, and everyone run away..then once when i got the ball, i tried to do the stupid basketbal dribble thing but cannot, and when some fat guy come try to steal the ball, i rammed it into the sky also! and it flew into the soccer court thingy hahahaha..damn fun..then after that no one want to pass to me or ian lin, and then i went to TRICK THEM..i ran around saying 'PASS TO ME, VERY FUN ONE'.. and that CHIEH YAO passed to me.. and i..ya u noe wad happened..oh and DICKSON went to do the CHECK thing in basketball, and then i CHECK him back, and the ball fly up and he blur blur..oh well..nothting to say ANYMORE..
BHAI!

Friday, June 06, 2003

ok ok! i shall now proceeeeed to tell you wad happened on this very very interesting little day of mine..today first day of our hols, as e tchas and parents got MEEEEETING..ok, dis morning, ian lin came to my house at abt 9 to photocopy PSLE results for the IB application form thing, and we screwed around playing CS for like 40 mins, and then we went to school to give the forms in..we dumped our IB forms into the front office box thing..and i realised that u can sabo other ppl by taking their application form out of e box, as it is not covered up at all..baaaaasket...then we went into e auditorium to go and find HWEE HOOONG to pass the SARS forms that wee forgot to pAsS up YESSSSSTERday..oh then ian cheong and oval keep calling us asking stupid questions like, WHERE ARE YOU? WHAT TIME AM I SUPPOSED TO GO? and stupid stuff like that..

hmf and then AFTER THAT we went to orchard cineleisure to go play bowling with YARN CHEONG and CHAIR YAO, stupid ian cheong think he so good by standing there and swinging e ball and throw..the next lane ppl keep waiting for him to swing the stupid ball finish then can go, because they scared ian cheong hit them or something..oh well..stupid ian cheong whole day loft e ball so high and bang on e ground so loud everyone kept staring at him..and he damn weird one noe.. when the ball go straight right, he starts clapping for the ball..and when it goes wrong way, he will attempt to wave the ball back and start jumping around everywhere..basket..then oval and YAPPIE came..then they all played 2 games each and we went to eat lunch..

Me and IAN LIN went to burger king to eat because he got the stupid coupons, while e other 4 ppl went to yoshinoya to eat..oh and while we were eating, we saw this bunch of SAJC ppl there, and one of them was putting a spongebob squarepants postcard on his face and talking to some girl..damn farnie..then after that he tried to stick e postcard on another girls bag..lol damn spastik..if i dun get into IB i'd seriously consider going into SAJC hahaha..oh then after we ate finish we went to look for e postcards, and found it at KFC..and we took a lot of navy postcards and spongebob squarepants postcards and we went to go and 'boo' to all the other ppl..haha..

After that, we played some air hockey at the arcade, and the yappie keep getting hit by oval..oval air hockey damn good..oh well..then we watched FINDING NEMO..and its damn good k..got stupid seagulls that go MINE MINE MINE, and got a lil yellow fish that is obsessed with bubbles, and got crab! oh well..damn nice lar u shud all go watch...BHAI!

Thursday, June 05, 2003

Hello my fellow coconutters..yesterday we were discussing about the newest form of warfare, POSER WARFARE, and i'm happy that i did not go to MINDEF and ask them to start cloning posers, as there is a simple counter measure to POSER WARFARE. Let meeeeee explain. This morning, the posers in our class were met with a terrifying new super weapon against poser warfare, and that is the BONGARD..when Simon Bongard walked by today, all the posers immediately took up squatting positions and other grostesque leg up positions in order to pull up their fake ankle socks before the BONGARD came to hoot them..tsk tsk..oh well..no more poser warfare..sigh..oh and we also had some LEE LI ENG Chinaman speaking competition..damn kewl, all e contestants were going like DA JIA HAO! and all e audience went HAO! its these moments that make me look back and remember why i put ACS(I) down as my first choice after e PSLEs hee..and i'm glad wif e choice i made cuz now i'm stuck with other spastic ppl..yay!

oh and i dunno lar, wads ur problem CHEW? you got CHEWed up head isit? basket lar..u dun come and screw with me k..and anyway, being the kaypoh that i always am, i'll put up an interesting article (not written by me)..basket i cant find it..anyway..go look at dicksons blog for it..CHEW AND LCE in love..har har..

Wednesday, June 04, 2003

Wahahahaha..wait, let me ask you all a question..do you know why ang morh can talk in that farnie accent? because they have upside down screwed up mouths! you go try yourself, and its damn british sounding, though not very nice..after doing it for one hour yesterday and another few hours today with the spastic ian lin,my mouth feels farnie..now i haf to smile damn wide to make it revert to its normal shape..urgh..for more details go to ..sigh damn stupid, our class full of POSER..pose here pose there dunno do wad..stupid yappie standing at his seat and carrying a stupid yellow bag and water bottle, suggesting to other ppl to have a POSER WAR..wa cheem sia got conventional, biological,chemical warfare, and now got wad? POSER WARFARE sia..mebbe next time should wage POSER WARFARE on Malaysia, drop ten thousand miss singapore and another ten thousand posers from our class, and then pose here pose there, MAHATHIR go senile and haf heart attack then die..eh good strategy leh..must go tell MINDEF to start cloning posers.

Baa baa black sheep have you any shit? yes sir yes sir 3 bags full..bla..i'll end this of by saying CHEW HAS ARMPIT PIMPLE!
and...
BHAI!

Monday, June 02, 2003

Hello! welcome back to my coconut..i stole this from reggie the oval roast beef man's blog, HAHA!

+Name Given at Birth: Me!
+Name Given By Friends: Fish, fish, and more fish
+Name Of Home Town: Singaporeeeeeeeeeeeee
+Name Of Current Location: Singaporrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee
+Number Of Years you're Lived: 13 yrs 11 months and a few days a few minutes and many seconds


..::FAVORITES::..
+Scent: uh..food lor
+Person: your mother
+Person(famous): your mother
+Person To Be With: nil nai the science guy
+Vocalist (male): your father
+Vocalist (female): your mother
+Type Of Music: uh..regular crap that ppll listen to lar
+Book: The Hunt for Red October
+Author: Tom Clancy, patrick robinson, dale brown..
+Memory With Current Significant Other: dun haf u pok
+Emotion/Feeling: happy lor..my english not so cheem lar
+Word: basket


..::FRIENDS::..
+Best(female): your mother
+Best(Male): nil nai the science guy
+Other Close Friends: everybody lar..go away
+Happiest: Wei Xiong..the bugger cant stop smiling for some f*cking reason
+Saddest: Kia hua..flower..flower..flower..ORCHID! so clever.
+Sadist: Chew
+Moodiest: Ian cheong
+Bitchiest: Ian cheong
+Poser: everyone la..stupid place full of poser..like the credit card advertisement..SPOT ME
+Honest: No one
+Rudest: Fatty nick
+Nicest: no one
+Listens When you Need To Vent: nobody
+Looks Like A Celebrity: Oval head
+Most Trustworthy: no one
+You Find Yourself Attracted To: nothing
+Stuck In A "Friend Zone" With: harh?
+Treats You The Best: no one
+You Wish Wasn't So Sad: Peanut
+You Would Do Anything For: well..you noe who you are
+Best Couple: Dickson and Allison =P
+Worst Couple: Kia hua the cauliflower and his brocoli girlfriend
+Who Aren't Together But Should Be: kian wei and grace khoo..i support oval on this one
+Means The World To You: nothing..we only live once eh..


..::SIGNIFIGANT OTHER::..(bf's/gf's/crushes)
+Do You Have A Bf/Gf/Crush: yar!
+Who: YOuRRr MOTHER! (stupid la where got ppl answer dis question one..oh wait..i jus did)
+How Long Have You Liked/Been With Them: uh..one year?
+Where Did You Meet: the secret peanut land
+Give 1 Word That Best Describe Them: damn chio..lol =P


..::THIS or THAT::..
+Kittens//Puppies: neither..fish are more fun..can annoy them
+Metal//Punk: neither..dont like all these crap
+PVC//Leather: PVC
+Nose//Septum Piercing: eeee..
+Love//Lust: i'm sittin on the fence here =P
+Tattooz/Brandingz: neither


..::WORD ASSOCIATION::..
+Hurt: uh..die lor
+Love: red color heart =$
+Fuck: you
+Trust: falling down
+Pretty: YOUR MOTHER
+God: the one who gave me my fish
+Hate: you
+Sick: MONONUCLEOSIS
+Sexy:YOUR MOTHER
+Want: Nuclear Submarine
+Need: 100 Nuclear Submarines with nuclear missiles
+Fake: KIA HUA! tan fake flower zompig car crash pig pork japanese tou fu pao
+Yearn: YARN
+Happiness: happy lor
+Pure: 100% natural fruit juice
+Lunchbox: food food foooooooood
+Your Everything: not your everything..MY EVERYTHING!

Sunday, June 01, 2003

Heh feelin boliao now so decide to blog..oh well..update you all wif some recent events that happened to your favourite fish..gloop gloop

Ian Lin, the senile old man, has been promoted to BEST OLD MAN..wow
here is the IAN LIN anthem, which is well..absurd..its sung to some army man song called 'training to be soldiers'..
Training to be IAN LIN,
IAN LIN is the best.
Who is too good?
IAN LIN is too good.
IAN LIN is too smart
IAN LIN GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD

well, as we all know, that is pure bullshit..the improved version, which is much more correct goes:
IAN LIN is Egyptian
IAN LIN is senile
He plays with toilet paper
and he has rheumatism
IAN LIN BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD..

oh well..yesterday got ncc..run 2 rounds round the track, do pumping, run 2 more rounds, then 1 hour break..damn slack..then play with ropes..pok
These days, we've been seeing the 'YOUR MOTHER' character in school, at the sec 1 level, always staring at us because that stupid IAN LIN is laughing
Mister PETER TAN went to tell IAN CHEONG to STOP LAUGHING for the umpteenth time
I have located the BEST SINGH..he is not Jasbir Singh, as many people thought..but he is...
BABU SINGH!
BHAI!

heh sometimes a song can encapsulate how a person feels..should I or should I not..its back to the same problem..choices..


When You're Looking Like That

She's a 5 foot 10 in catsuit and bambi eyes
Everybody who's staring wouldn't believe that this girl was mine

I should have known I was wrong
When I left her for a life in pity but
They say you never miss the water til it's gone

Guess I failed to love you
And you're taking it out tonight

How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that
I can't believe what I just gave away
Now I can't take it back
I don't wanna get lost
I don't wanna live my life without you
How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that

She's all dressed up for glamour and rock and roll
Wanna squeeze her real tight get out of this place
If only I could take control

But she's out of my reach forever
And just a week ago she lied next to me
It's so ironic how I had to lose just to see

That I failed to love you
And you're taking it out tonight

How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that
I can't believe what I just gave away
Now I can't take it back
I don't wanna get lost
I don't wanna live my life without you
How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that

I dont wanna forget you
I dont even wanna try
How am I supposed to walk on by
When you're looking like that

How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that
I can't believe what I just gave away
Now I can't take it back
I don't wanna get lost
I don't wanna live my life without you
How am I supposed to leave you now
When you're looking like that