Hello..bah havent blogged for so long..basket tomorrow got ncc..no uniform but the stupid notice board say bring more PT KIT..MOREMOREMORE..so wad do i do? i bring MOREMOREMORE PT kit..god noes wad the hell we'd be doin in those blardee PT kits..oh well..all my results back liao..i'm quite ok wif them lar..but my parents are not..my best average since secondary gep but heck, my parents dun understand, think i can get all A1(hell i'd be happy to get even 2 A1s..)oh well here are my RESULTS:

English: 66.66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 and so on and so forth
Higher CHinese: 71
Geography: 75
History: 50
Literature: 62 (after moderation)
Maths: 68
Physical Sci: 74
Life Sci: 55
Average: 65.25
oh welll..heck lar i dun gif a shit abt anything anymore..pok sai..
BASKET!

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heh pang sai..i got 68 for math..shit

Hello! today i very happy, DO YOU KNOW WHY? because, NO MORE TEST, HA HA HA..ah pok..so fun..oh well today we had history and physical sciences test, all too easy..hee..oh during SERVICE LEARNING we learnt how to speak in different dialects, because we are going to some ROTARY FAMILY CENTRE to do service learning, and some of the OLD MAN only can talk dialect. In cantonese right, old man is called AH SOK and old woman is called AH POK..damn nice..dickson sure go POK the old woman, then she get heart attack die..whee..oh after school damn nice, we planned to go to great world city and watch MATRIX RELOADED..so me, ian cheong, ian lin and fatty nick took a taxi there, and stupid ian cheong keep on laughing, and the taxi driver, at every red light, would turn to look at the stupid laughing ian cheong, and think we all from mental hospital..basket..oh then we reached great world lar, then we went to SEOUL GARDEN to eat..then stupid IAN CHEONG dunno how to cook the blardee meat one, put the black pepper beef into the steamboat, make the soup all full of CARCINOGEN, and when he cook on the hot plate, must pour soup on it to make it cook faster, but actually, he damn stupid, it makes it cook slower..we eat until 3 something, then the movie at 1610. it ended at 1830 and then went HOME..pok..matrix reloaded damn nice, just that i didn't watch the original matrix..pok pok pok..BYE BYE!
BYE! BYE!

Hello..midst of e test period using com..sigh..e world is going siao..muslim extremists bombing muslim countries..now thats something..heh i saw something abt e ex soviet navy ppl..damn lousy..Once e chief of e soviet navy, this Admiral Gorshkov, was about to demonstrate to Nikita Khruschev(how the fark do u spell his name), the soviet leader, a cruise missile launch. When it was fired, the main boosters failed and it dropped into the sea..and that Admiral Gorshkov told e prez "the missile is continuing its course underwater!".. and the stupid Khrushchev guy said: "these are good weapons we're building, comrades!"..jeez..
nothing to say...BYE BYE!

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HAHAHAHA! so fun! put all the siao answers and get this..
CHIEH YAO! GO BACK TO YOUR CHAIR!

HELLO! today morning when i reach school rite, got damn nice things to see in 2.12, some1, i fink POON, went to hide kian wei's bag, and then kian wei got damn angry and wanted to bash poon up(impossible la..but heck).. it was damn damn farnie..stupid kian wei then was doing his stupid wushu stance..then poon was going "eh eh..i count to 3 and you go away..1, 2, 3..see you can count i also can..". then brandon look like going to bash fengze up(another impossible thing), then fengze do some farnie attack, use 2 hands to bash chao kian wei repeatedly..wa sound like machine gun..PONG PONG PONG PONG..damn fun i want to learn..oh no oh no COMMON TEST..have to STARDEE..shit i jus kicked the door..now my toe damn pain..quoting yuppie "OW MY TOE(toh) MY TOE!"
BYE!

Ah pok..sigh COMMON TESTS coming..so scary..oh heck my napfa veh lousy lar..but first year i got GOLD! HA HA HA! so happy! chinese new year! happy happy! NO WORK! oh uh anyway, my results were:

Shuttle Run:9.8sec (A)
Inclined Pull up thingy: 31(A)
Sit ups: 46(A)
Shit(poot) and reach: 45cm(A..HAHA first time got A)
Broad jump thing: 208cm(B)
2.4 stupid run:12.01mins..(C..aah miss b by 1 SECOND)

oh well so fun..today for PE we din do anything la..so all playing around the chin up bars..i can only do 2 proper ones, and if i kick a lot, i can do 5..but all damn lousy one..shit next time go NS die liao..chin up so hard.. MUST DO MORE! MORE MORE MORE MOREMORE!
BYE!

Heh this is like so long since i last updated..cuz of e stupid "exams" or "common test" and my parents are desperately trying to get me into IB for some farnie reason incomprehensible to me..oh heck..anyway yesterday wad did i do..lets see..yesterday was friday, you know how i know? because today is saturday so yesterday must be? yes, FRIDAY! ok now wad..uh..wad did i do yesterday..oh i remember! during recess we were all making damn kaur-ny jokes abt kaurs (pronounced core).. you noe kaurs rite, the female versions of SINGHS..it was all damn stupid la.. like kaurliflower, kaur-ny, national cadet kaur, do kaurections(corrections), go kauronation(coronation) plaza, the movie the KAUR(core), phrases like 'rotten to the kaur'..hell lot of all this shit la..and anyway YARN CHEONG, or Auntie ian, was going to go out with his dear PAMELA KAUR(khaw..or wadeva)..then we wanted to follow him or something i remember, me ian lin and stupid oval head..in then end ian cheong and his stupid 'orchard road walking speed' crap went to plaza singapore to watch X men 2 for the i fink 3rd time, but now, with who? with pam KAUR! MRT an say if u tell the singh that he will bash auntie ian up..so nice..so when they went to watch X2, me ian and oval wanted to go borders, but before that, we ate LOY KEE chicken rice, then i decided 'oh no! too late! no time to crap around at home!' and went home, while the other 2 went to borders..

oh and TODAY! and today is saturday.. we had CHINESE MAKE UP(not the ian cheong make up..the ma chung wai make up) CLASS at 0745 hrs..do TING SIE..my ting sie very good! but i din learn 1 chapter of it so its like almost everything i noe then one section all blank..oh and me and dick gave ian his b'dae prezzie, the double barrelled shotgun thing, and throughout e whole day he was shooting it..and after that we went to NYGH to go see the public speaking thing..actually i din want to go, but then i had to give something to someone and someone had to give something to me so i went lor..the thing quite boring la, only interesting thing is that stupid chewie was beside me, whole day make stupid comments, damn farnie..then after that, i went to give something to someone and had someone give something to me =D =D =D..oh heck..then chew and this big bunch of girls went for lunch(i think), and i went to yarn cheongs house with DICK SON for fun..for like 2 months now i totally forgot chew was very buaya..you know why? because whole day got stupid SERIOUS CHEW face, damn scary one.. make me haf amnesia and forget anything..oh well i stayed until 1600 hrs, and went home..and you know what? MY MOTHER got COLOR PHONE ok..say buy herself mothers day gift..so farnie..oh well..nothing liao..i'm very HAPPY! Chinese new year, happy happy! NO WORK!
BYE!

HAHA..yesterday went with the supposed 'president of the world' IAN LIN to pulau hantu for his brithday thing..damn fun jus that i got no supporter =(. His stupid small small cousin whole day say i stupid and ian lin smart..all same one la..SENILE OLD MEN..i wish dickson came..more stupid faces the merrier..then we saw many many things on the Terengganu hulled boat we were on..HIGH FREEBOARD LOW QUARTER..oh heck..we saw SINGAPORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANT and IRANIAN OIL TANKER which was actually buying huge spherical PETROLEUM BOMBs to defend themselves against ANG MORH that want to bomb them..ang morh no good! tak bagus! CHINAMAN GOOOOD! then we videocam a lot of stupid things also la. when we reached the pulau hantu thing it was raining, and then we went to video all the coconuts everywhere..then we made one part where got ONE MAN BEACH ASSAULT and failed crab AMPHIBIOUS assault..then go back to RSYC and haf dinner..full of seafood and i dun eat much of them..stupid ian lin whole day say i JEW cuz i dun eat seafood..then in the end a had a bit of crab..but SENILE OLD IAN LIN din noe how to open e chilli crab and cut himself on one of his fingers, and quoting him "aaah! i've been fatally wounded!".

Today school damn boring as usual..stupid cow SABO ME..want to blow up his stupid GREEN PASTURES with tomahawk cruise missile..school boring because NO PETER TAN KWANG POW POW POW lesson thats why..no farnie sound SSSSSSSSH...bla bla..then after school me and dickson wanted to go toys R us to buy senile old man a birthday prezzie..but then we went to KALLANG to see allison..stupid deecky whole day waste my time..then i tot go orchard, then in the end, GO BACK TO SCHOOL to get mike koh..then 4 of us went to TOYS R US at FORUM at ORCHARD there buy ian lin the senile old man a double barrelled shotgun toy thing, so that e senile old man will get more senile..then we wanted to go his house, but he say dowan..so GO HOME! and now, i'M WRITIING THIS at HOME! BYE!