Sigh..today so boring..usual crap in school..check temperature, then had chapel. Ma chung wai got spastic lesson as usual, as my life sci has overtaken HCL as my worst subject..every blardee term report must always fail one subject one..shit nia..then after that recess, then chinese, where we had to do SHUO DUAN CHANG WEN..then maths, where we do all the algebra..too much algy and bra i blur oready..oh well..then PETER TAN KWANG POW lesson..very fun! Nick Koh spent e whole day shooting me with imaginary guns that all make the same sound..a lot of saliva come out also..its like 'hey fish!' then i go YA WAD?, then he starts going pu pu pu or something liddat..damn fat the fatty..go home talk to SQUARE..square damn square, laugh very funny, got 'her her her' sound one.. BYE!

I stole this from OVAL blog (reggies)

1.WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? 0545 hours sir!
2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE? ROH MOO HYUN! MOO MOO!
3. GOLD OR SILVER? Nestle GOLD
4.WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA? Johnny ENGLISH
5. FAVORITE TV SHOWS? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? MI FEN
7. WHAT/WHO WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH? YOU
8. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? NO!
9. WHAT/WHO INSPIRES YOU? Ian Lin
10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Don't HAVE
11. BEACH, CITY, Or COUNTRY? CHINAMAN COUNTRY!
12. SUMMER OR WINTER? Autumn
13. FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Chocolate..
14. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? Plain
15. Blue or Purple? Navy Blue..
16. FAVORITE CAR? Mitsubishi Colt Galant (not the stupid advertisement one..the one that goes 180km/h on malaysian highways and get caught by the stupid MATA there)
17. FAVORITE SANDWICH FILLING? Roast beef
18. EXAMPLE OF TRUE LOVE? i dunno..love is too far away from meeeeeeee
19. WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE? Hypocritical
20.WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER? KIA HUA!
21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO TELL? never
22. DO YOU PREFER FIZZY OR STILL WATER AS A DRINK?still water
23. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEYRING? 3
24. WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE? canada
25. CAN YOU JUGGLE? NO!!!
26. Favorite day of the week? friday
27. PREFER RED OR WHITE WINE? dun like..BEER MORE FUN!
28. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? haf pizza and some other crap
29. DO YOU CARRY A DONER CARD? nanee?
30.WHO DO YOU LEAST EXPECT TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? u stupid..this is MY BLOG! HA HA
31. WHO IS THE PERSON YOU EXPECT TO SEND THIS BACK FIRST? same as above.......
32. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES? U-571, K-19, pearl harbor, The patriot, anything else that remotely resembles those aforementioned
33. WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE ACTOR? none
34. FAVOURITE ACTRESS? none
35. CAN YOU DANCE? indian dance?
36. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TV/MOVIE STAR? uh..dun think so
37. WHAT WOULD YOU MOST PROBABLY WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Nuclear submarine..and reggie, who the hell is emily?
38. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? Nope
39. WHAT WOULD YOU BUY IF YOU HAD 10 MILLION DOLLARS? NUCLEAR SUBMARINE
40. HAVE YOU EVER FAILED YOUR ENGLISH BEFORE? tests yes, but not overall fail la..
41. wHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE JUNK FOOD? hamburger
42. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF SHAMPOO? none in particular
43. SOAP? none in particular
44. IF A GENIE WERE TO GRANT YOU 3 WISHES, WHAT WOULD THEY BE? uh...i want no paperwork for e rest of my life, and make me able to do 16 chin ups in 30 secs and i dunno abt 1 more..
45. ARE YOU SUPERSTITIOUS? NO!
46. DO YOU WANT TO TRY BUNJEE JUMPING? yar
47. WHAT ABOUT SKYDIVING? yar..i want to go for AIRBORNE course..
48. SCUBA-DIVING? yes..i also want to go for NAVAL DIVING course
49. DO YOU SMOKE? NO! Chou Yann BU HAO

Heh yesterday NCC very spastic.. first we had muster parade, but before the thing started, I was the squad IC..i very stupid, i dunno anything one, give all the wrong commands..but very fun la..then we had ROPEWORK, and then Ian lin asked K D FAN to return him his Math textbook, cuz he took it like 3 months ago.. then we had DRILL..do so many pumping arms all tired liao..then we went to YARN CHEONG house..he tried to lock DICKSON out of the house again, but i was filming everything down on IAN LIN's videocam.. then we went to IAN LIN's house to do video editing.. his sister whole day play NEOPETs one..wads it wif all this NEO NEO Thing..first got NEO from matrix, then NEOPRINT, then NEOPETS..next time got NEOSHIT.. oh well..NOTHING TO DOOOo.. oh you should all se dicksons face..i think e webby is http://www.geocities.com/ianlinya/patt.jpeg or something liddat.. go see.. PAAATT

woo today me IAN LIN and SERIOUS CHEW went to watch JOHNNY ENGLISH..johnny english like IAN LIN, evrything also WRONG! so fun i jus played MOHAA with IAN LIN and NICHOLAS KOH..so fun..Nick koh blardee SMG so good..but my SNIPING the BEST..my pistol also very good, but NICK KOH one also quite good..but you know who lousiest? IAN LIN! but NICHOLAS KOH very FAT..Alien? ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN!

Heh today FINALLY FINISH ALL MY OVERDUE HOMEWORK! VERY GOOD! and HHTEO FAKE ONE! my name not HONG SENG! U STUPID! HA HA HA HA HA! today PETER TAN lesson very fun..he was going like, if hydrochloric acid is not an acid, how would you know if the inference is all acids turn litmus paper RED, and then i say, because HYDROCHLORIC ACID is ACID, then he ask me 'WHAT IF YOU DONT KNOW?' then i say, I KNOW! GOOD! YOU DONT KNOW HAHA! Peter tan lesson, too funny.. Ian lin GNEE NYEH HEE!

woo i went back to school today! all very spastic! he knows no fear, he knows no danger, he thinks he knows everything, but only know how to pang sai! he is.. IAN LIN! lol wad crap la you jayakumar environment minister..he is foreign affairs! and teo chee hean is EDUCATION MINISTER, not HEALTH MINISTER..that is LIM HNG KIANG..ian lin everything also DUNNO! haha but he become tennis TRAINING SQUAD captain..so farnie.hmf so sad i havent finished my THAM homeworrk yet, must DO 10 SKETCHES! lol stupid YARN CHEONG go email the MAY YING WELSH in baghdad..most probably her computer got stolen by the LOOTERS oready, thats why nowadays no more REPORT from her. hmm talking about the wad MATRIX trailers...dunno why they call the guy NEO..like those stupid machines in shopping centres with bunches of stupid girls in there called wad.. NEOPRINT! wait ian lin stupid dunno anything go and take the machine.. have u ppl noticed the lil dustbins in school where you're supposed to put the drink cans in only? the short grey one with two holes? ya on it theres a POLICE WARNING telling people not to STEAL THE DUSTBIN..u nva see before you go look.. damn kewl ok..imagine got DUSTBIN STEALER! *gasp*! then we'd have NOMOREDUSTBIN! then no more POLICE WARNING! OHNOOHNOOHNO!

Harlo all..so long nva post hee..this week i got an MC for 3 days from mount elizabeth hospital..whee..then tomorrow when i'm going back its going to be ENGLISH day, english english english.. JOHNNY ENGLISH.. heard YARN CHEONG is the microphone man for English day, so tomorrow must go see..lol the gold ORNAMENTAL fish very farnie one..whole day make ppl STAY BACK..woooO!Oo..sigh at home so boring..haven't done my CRP yet so i'm doing it now..very SCARY..but larkey i got MC MCMCMCMCMCMCMC..hm i jus found out i haf more than 4 tins of AYAM BRAND TUNA MAYONNAISE..very nice

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Whee i changed the pic and e bg sound..now nicer version but softer..yay..now my fever at 37.2°C..but i hafta finish e full course of antibiotics, which lasts for 1 week..that means in school i'll be veh blur..urgh

Hee so fun yesterday afternoon I went to TAN TOCK SENG hospital to see if i got SARS or not, then the nurse took my temp and it was 39°C, and so i got sent to the DECONTAMINATION area..so scary..there got one mother and her 6 to 7 year old daughter, this lau ah em, 3 middle aged ppl and one army captain, all wear mask one..damn hard to breath..then i went to take blood pressure and CHEST X RAY..then the doctor say not 100% sure if its SARS or not, but most likely not SARS, because my mother(who works in TTSH) is perfectly well, and e only way i could haf got it is thru her..and i dun haf any other symptoms so i was given this course of antibiotics that makes me dizzy whenever i take them, and some N95 Mask thingy..so i went home, eat medicine, SLEEP..this morning i took temperature and it was 37.4°C..so its coming down la..and IAN LIN, please make sure u noe wad is appendicitis before saying that i have it..it has nothing to do with e lungs if u still dunno..

hmf i din sleep much last nite..stupid fever damn irritating..sigh..so I spent e whole nite thinkin abt my life, and wad i haf done..hm..actually i did nothing hee..oh well..i realised how lucky i was..hee..good fwenz good school good tchas (wif e exception of a certain gold colored ornamental fish(reggies word))..oh well..i can't be bothered with the rest of my homework for now..i'll finish it on saturday and sunday and monday bla bla...whee..hmf i dun even noe if e thing i got is SARS or not..i dun haf sore throat dry cough or other crap..but i got a bit of muscle aches..so a bit de scary lar..but aside from e fact that my mum works in TTSH, i haven't come in contact with anyone who has sars or wad la..hope its jus normal fever which i caught from my dad, who had fever a few days ago, but has since recovered..sigh my temp hovering between 37.5°C to 38.4°C..sigh it isn't going down much even though i've been stuffing myself wif panadol and antibiotics..SCARY SHIT! OH NO!

heloooooo..hee my fever went up to 38.3°C jus now..sho scary..then i went to put ice pack and eat ice and drink cold water and wat nots..stupid SARS thing..so much homework..i haven't done like so many..still got chinese, lit, english compo..wa lao.. can die one..mebbe i get MC for another week or smth..whee..oh well i'm going to sleep now..dunno whether FEVER will go down or now..sigh..

Woot i managed to do e archiving..finally..whee now veh nice liao..oh well..dis mornin i woke up wif a high fever..37.8°..no NOT SARS..jus normal viral infection..took a cold shower, antibiotics and paracetemol..now still very hot/cold/feverish.. all SAMA SAMA..sigh..i haven't done all my homeworkkkkkkkkkkk OH NO!

urgh my archiving screwed up..anyone noe how to do it properly? help meeeeee

heh..love this poem..its abt paratrooper landings in france a few hours b4 the amphibious assault in normandy (operation overlord)

"The Hour is Go" by Francis J Turner

One's eyes close tight and families fade,
When going to war which evil men made.
Though anxious and frightened, we don't let it show,
For this day is approaching, when the Airborne must go.

Each day now rolls past, we wait just the same,
But D-Day is near, and for this we all came.
The hour grows near, each man feels it inside,
And soon we'll be falling, with nowhere to hide.

Our eyes are now down and the chatter the same,
Each weapon now loaded, no longer a game,
Eagles gather round and bow yours heads low,
Europe awaits and the hour is go.

Planes rumble past as we wait for our turn,
To fly over waters we have yet to each earn.
Checked buckles and straps, left nothing to chance,
The Jumpmaster stands and calls "Welcome to France".

Flak turns to fire in the blackest of night,
Too low, too fast, can't jump from this height.
There's no turning back, the risk has been taken,
Free fall into hell, paratrooper's forsaken.

Eagles hold tight, scattered prayers to survive,
We'll hit the ground soon, whether dead or alive.
As feet touch the ground, each soldier turns on,
Confusion and fear are beaten and gone.

The enemy is close and sad they don't know
The Airborne is here, it's time they must go.
The hour is now, Hitler's had his last chance
On St. Michael wings, we're taking back France.

Ah well..i spent half e day on this blog thingy..so kewl..woooooo..sigh i dunno who to believe oready..the stupid iraq war whole day BLARF ppl one, say that they hold baghdad.. now who the hell holds it i dunno.. why don't the CHINAMAN jus nuke it, then NO MORE BAGHDAD! all die! then you noe who come? ALIEN! ALIEN WOULD RULE THE WORLD! woooooooo! alien! sigh i've been trying to print out a 208 page manual abt sonar operations..i only managed 100 and my ink running dry..sigh..who is all these farnie ppl posting at vegetable and banana's blog..got some edrea and elaina some more..hee i jus realised dat acsi gep full of animals and vegetables..woooO! but also got ALIEN!

yay finally got my stupid tag board up..so hard one..thank you to CIVILLIAN DEECKY..alien?

Wa so hard to get the tag board up properly..

Woooooo..ALIEN HERE..nothing to do..shit la my blog sho chao tar..nothing one..ppl like that veggie whole day update..i tot veggie sure give MARTIN YAN chopped up in the YAN CAN COOK show..still can blog some more..my HTML sux..eh DICK SON HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE

ALIEN got SARS! 4/1/2003
hello all..i presume no one reads this anymore..anyway..ALIEN? ALIEN! ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN?! WOOOOOO.. ah nvm..oh well jus to remind myself sch closed for 1 week and 2 days cuz of SEVERE ACUTE RESPIRATORY SYNDROME! *gasp* wow! oh well..very nothing to do at HOME..today play TFC with SQUARE! SI FANG XING! WOOOOO..sigh..blardee iraq war so annoying..shoot here shoot there..jus nuke and get the hell out of there la..spaz place.. or why dont saddam jus fly over to america and bash bush..bash bush bash bush bash bush..

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Hello..haha 2003! So FUN! HO! 2/24/2003
wa i totally forgot abt dis thing man..so fun..haha first entry dis year..although already e end of february..sigh hope got ppl read dis..twee..oh well sch has been hard on me so far..i now study first before doing my homework..so i end up not doing homework in the end, but tests do better dan last year =D..my class damn suck dis year la..but at least got some spastic people in it..dickson ollie and ian lin..also got history tcha called JASBIR SINGH! HO!also got art teacher called THAM!i cannot concentrate in class because all the asshole ppl in my class keep thinking that everything every1 says has sexual connotations (eg. can you COME here now..urgh..even my innocent speech about machine guns became some crap abt me wanting to be a 'machine gun'(if u noe wad i mean))..so lame..oh and we went to this godforsaken place in malaysia called TEKAM PLANTATION a few weeks ago..god i survived there only because i had friends there who would ignite insecticide..sigh...wad to say wad to say..oh ya..today IAN CHEONG the char siew pao man flared up in class, and do some crap..then kaleni(cow) and the fatty nicholas koh had a water fight and our whole class(not the people..just the classroom) got wet, and cow went to tell the tcha and got himself in trouble..that is called cow sense hor..oh well..BYE BYE! HO!