A phrase that Ken and I have used quite a bit in the last 7 weeks is "we're such bad parents". Usually this is said after we discover something we should have done for Amelia and didn't. For example, when Amelia was about 2 weeks old, we needed to run to Sam's Club, for something really important (probably ice cream). The membership is only in my name since I got it through work, I needed to get out of the house, and Ken wanted to come (he loves Sam's Club/ Costco), so of course we had to bring Amelia. Ken carried Amelia around the store since she hated her car seat at that point. When we went to leave, the lady at the exit checking our receipt gave us the third degree - how old is she? where is her hat? don't you know it's cold outside? Ken and I headed to our car saying "we're such bad parents". . . and thus it began.
Since then, the phrase has been used on occasions such as when:
* Amelia's hands smelled like dirty feet - apparently you have to unclench their hands and clean in between their fingers.
* I went to a friend's house for fun and threw off Amelia's sleep schedule.
* Amelia scratches her face because I haven't trimmed her fingernails lately - and man, her nails grow quick.
* I realized Amelia wore the same sleeper for 3 days in a row.
Friends have reassured me that all new parents go through this phase, so I have apologized to Amelia in advance and hopefully she'll forgive us for our lack of experience ;)