Why is it that being on a diet makes you want the stuff you're not supposed to have even more? I swear, I would pay $30 for a package of oreo's right now. All the good stuff is never on the diet list.
Take bread. MMmmmmmm bread. So good -----toasted, with garlic butter, with mayo and tomatoes on it, jam, peanut butter, hot and fresh out of the oven --- it is just good in any form. I could go on and on about all the good things that can be done with bread. I know we're told that man can not live on bread alone but, really, this girl could.
I'm not a big candy person --- you know, the varieties that get passed out at Halloween? Don't really care for it. Especially hard candies. One year, my bag of half distributed candy waited until the next October to be given away. (seriously, it is sugar, it doesn't go bad.) With that being said, let's talk about cake. Chocolate cake with fudge chocolate frosting, to be specific. It is soo good. I can rarely pass it up. I would rather have a piece of cake than a candy bar any day of the week.
I often ask myself "Why could I not have been one of those people who have a metabolism that runs at mach 10, 24/7 ?" It really would have saved me a lot of trouble and stress over the years and I would be able to eat all the bread and cake I want. Anywho....... didn't happen.
So, I eat the good stuff that I am supposed to and watch for fat content and preservatives, and hormones and all that other stuff. I am quite knowledgeable in this area, actually. It has served me well over the years and allowed me to pretty much maintain my size as the years have passed and as my metabolism becomes the slow stock market crawl ticking across the bottom of my life.
That really doesn't matter though ---------
Cuz people ---- I JUST WANT TO EAT CAKE!!!
Take bread. MMmmmmmm bread. So good -----toasted, with garlic butter, with mayo and tomatoes on it, jam, peanut butter, hot and fresh out of the oven --- it is just good in any form. I could go on and on about all the good things that can be done with bread. I know we're told that man can not live on bread alone but, really, this girl could.
I'm not a big candy person --- you know, the varieties that get passed out at Halloween? Don't really care for it. Especially hard candies. One year, my bag of half distributed candy waited until the next October to be given away. (seriously, it is sugar, it doesn't go bad.) With that being said, let's talk about cake. Chocolate cake with fudge chocolate frosting, to be specific. It is soo good. I can rarely pass it up. I would rather have a piece of cake than a candy bar any day of the week.
I often ask myself "Why could I not have been one of those people who have a metabolism that runs at mach 10, 24/7 ?" It really would have saved me a lot of trouble and stress over the years and I would be able to eat all the bread and cake I want. Anywho....... didn't happen.
So, I eat the good stuff that I am supposed to and watch for fat content and preservatives, and hormones and all that other stuff. I am quite knowledgeable in this area, actually. It has served me well over the years and allowed me to pretty much maintain my size as the years have passed and as my metabolism becomes the slow stock market crawl ticking across the bottom of my life.
That really doesn't matter though ---------
Cuz people ---- I JUST WANT TO EAT CAKE!!!
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