Saturday, March 01, 2025

Way Way South Side

Almost in Indiana:

  • A person armed with a knife was injured during a police shooting Friday on the Far South Side.

    A Chicago police officer along with Forest Preserves of Cook County Police responded to a report of a person being chased by someone armed with a knife in the 11400 block of South Avenue G about 1:30 p.m., Chicago police said.

    When they arrived at the scene, the officer was approached by a male holding a knife. While attempting to create distance and deescalate, the male charged at the officer, police said.

    The officer then pulled out his gun, striking the armed offender in the body, police said. Officers applied a tourniquet, and the male, whose age wasn’t known, was taken in critical condition to the University of Chicago Medical Center, police said.

    A knife was recovered at the scene and the officer was taken to a hospital for observation, police said.

Great reporting - if he was shot "in the body," we wonder where they applied the tourniquet. We had no idea they made torso-sized ones.

Of course, if it was a chest seal, why bother reporting the truth?

Expect CuckFOPA to find that the Officer "didn't retreat fast enough to create enough distance and deescalation opportunities" and recommend public floggings for all involved.

Good job Officer.

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33 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again, useless Chicago SHIT media.

3/01/2025 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee.. What could go wrong in the forest preserves the half-wits at ABC channel 7 speculated all evening.
Why would the racist police shoot him? Useless media fucks.

Stick to reporting about the fuckin' communist Oscars you scum.

3/01/2025 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good ole 004!

3/01/2025 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tourniquet was applied around the honor student's neck. Bad CPD training. 5mil lawsuit.

3/01/2025 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"While attempting to create distance and deescalate..." The PO should have retreated to 95st and requested lunch before engaging.

3/01/2025 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone knows, if you're unsure where to place a tourniquet, you place it around the neck.

3/01/2025 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next will be the slippery lawyers and family members of the asshole crying over how da poleeces shot my baby the narrative never changes until the results change

3/01/2025 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good shoot!

3/01/2025 06:31:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

The Tree Police should have shot him. No COPA involved.

3/01/2025 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where were the social workers to de-escalate this result?

3/01/2025 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One less I need worry about for next few weeks. Thanks CPD

3/01/2025 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

COPA is going to check if his hunting license is up to date.

3/01/2025 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you watched the news the reporting was worse.

A man walking in the woods reported he saw a man with a knife. The neighbors heard gunshots. Police responded to the scene.

That is all...

3/01/2025 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago doesn’t have an East Side.

3/01/2025 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where was a rabid wolf when you need one?

3/01/2025 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"..the boat...never get out of the boat..." Apocalypse Now

3/01/2025 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cops still target practice in the woods? They used to in Forest Glen.

3/01/2025 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do CPD white shirts think their Demigods

3/01/2025 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The district community policing office was there looking for new ways to justify additional overtime. 80% of it accumulated from home.

3/01/2025 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Police officer going to be alright "Uncle Larry?"

3/01/2025 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Between the tree police and social workers CPD should not be involved

3/01/2025 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGoUODTxmk4/?igsh=MThnamFuNzA4OW85dw==

Get your dang hands out of your pockets and vest when your going to approach a shar head acting like a fool. To much time trying to look cute and not enough pushing a beat car learning how to be the police

It was the 3rd district .. should have known. ... 3 is where you go when you failed the academy but was pushed through anyway

3/01/2025 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired 006 CPD. Attack me with a knife I will shoot you. Point a gun at me I will shoot you. Fuck copa and de escalation. Will do the same today. Old School. Rather judged by 12 than carried by 6. If you ain’t a good shot shit bird, then good by. And fuck momma n auntee, too.

3/01/2025 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New ISR receipt survey!!!!
Thought it was a joke till I saw the admin message

3/01/2025 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That never happens on the souff site

3/01/2025 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yah it does

3/01/2025 06:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, who do they think they are, Detectives?

3/01/2025 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear you! Just make sure now that your retired you have Conceal Carry insurance.

3/01/2025 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The officer then pulled out his gun, striking the armed offender in the body".

The crack Slum Times reporter seems to be indicating that the offender was inadvertently struck by the barrel of the gun as the officer pulled it out.

3/01/2025 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice. you insult the back up officer with your juvenile ‘tree police”remark while he’s backing up one of our own? Mr Southside has been renamed, effective immediately to…Mr Moron!

3/01/2025 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All of them combined don’t make up for the brain of one.. useless cowards

3/02/2025 02:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep. Faking overtime hours and leaving early straight through the front door. Big slap on the face to the watch.

3/02/2025 02:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol go to fillmore if you want to see bad tactics . The 20 something tac-tickle kids with caps on backwards that still get an occasional zit that think they know everything and get salty when a vet tells them they should change a technique . It might make them look less tacti-fool , enough with the frontal stops 011

3/02/2025 03:35:00 AM  

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