Friday, November 6, 2009

Fantasy Football Update from last weekend

(in the style of an old-town crier)

Hear ye, hear ye, the weekly update on fantasy!

Ye humble family of this blog thus decrees that last weekend shall henceforth be known as Undefeated Weekend. Due to the dual victories of Scott, and the prevailing win of Carrie, which has vaulted her into parts unknown, which in this case shall be called "First Place", we call for a weekend of celebration for the upcoming weekend.

Additionally, may it be celebrated that once again, Scott has claimed the Weekly Winner in his alternative league, doing so by achieving the highest point total of said weekend, which score shall be reflected upon as the single one breaking the 100 point barrier. Thus, with great victory in hand, may he once again prevail over his next opponent, one whom he still must call a friend.

With said decree upon our happy hearts and souls, may you henceforth give thought and prayer to the upcoming weekend being yet another Undefeated Weekend.

This announcement is proclaimed forth from the mouth of your loyal crier!

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