THIS from a few months ago.I just wanted to give a little progress report: 17 months!
Q. 1. why does it take me a lifetime to exit the house with the baby?
A. Wow! This one has really improved. June now walks herself to the car. Although sometimes I still have to carry her like a sack of potatoes past the hose, aka. wonder water play center, while she screams "hooose, hooose, hoose"
Q.2. why am i still wearing a nursing bra when i am no longer nursing?
A. SOLVED. little trip to victoria secret really took care of this one. Man, two for two. I'm really scoring big. I've even started taking dance classes again. I remember being more flexible and remembering patterns easier growing up dancing...ahh well, at least I have a reason to wear Jazz Pants again.
note: not me. working on that waist line :)
Q. 3. why do i find myself swearing more frequently, especially in my head?
A. So I can report that I am swearing less. Although I do have to admit that there are a few words I don't really count as "swear" words...more just fun to say words. Although I am sure that my definition wouldn't fly for everyone :)
Q4. how is it possible that changing a diaper with a crawling 9 month old could ever be so difficult? she knows some serious wrestling moves!
A. At 17 months June really does fine most of the time. She is still squirmy, but if I give her a prized possession to hold, aka. a colored pencil, salad tongs, or the baby thermometer we are good.
and finally...
5. how could i not love that face?
This face is worth it more than ever... but really...these moves are just incredible. A child after my own heart.