

The gig took place in the master bedroom, and despite there not being a bed, much jollity occurred.
A glass would have been raised - as many were - to the Salford bard, whose only concern was not living up to such hallowed expectation, but making sure he finished with time enough to get off and catch the footie.
And I'm sure you wouldn't mind if I share a little of that intimacy with others.
So here's eight minutes worth of a very exclusive gig, captured on my cheap and rather outdated mobile.
But hey, well worth a listen.
John Cooper Clarke - Live at Dylan's Boathouse, Laugharne, Wales, 16/4/11.
Pies
Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman
Christmas at Somebody Else's House
Captured on mobile phone as amr files; converted to mp3s @320kbs.
A little wobbly, but coherent and very listenable to.
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