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Showing posts with label rand paul. Show all posts
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Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Rand Paul may be inelgible to be president




Rightardia recently discovered that Rand Paul is not fully human. He is part hobbit and part human, a rare hybrid that Hobbits call halflings.

Lat month Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) mocked members of the conservative grassroots movement as “Tea-Party hobbits.”

Senator Rand Paul (R-Ky) responded: 

I’d rather be a hobbit than a troll.

This exactly what a hobbit would say because hobbits and trolls are mortal enemies.

Rightardia used the Hobbit name generator to reveal Rand Paul's real name. It is


Marroc “Panky“ Sandydowns


Paul's hobbit friends referred to him as Panky because he was always involved on some sort of hanky panky in the Middle Earth.

In fact, one of his biggest pranks was his religious “Aqua Buddha“ movement. He even kidnapped a female hobbit and tried to convert her to Aqua Buddhism.

Can Rand Paul run for president since he was not even born in country like Kenya? Since he was born in the Middle Earth, legal scholars say he will not have “birthright citizenship” under the 14th amendment and public law (8 U.S.C. § 1401). 



Rand Paul needs to produce his birth certificate before his candidacy goes any further.

Paul even got a Middle Earth endorsement form Smaug, Smaug is the evil dragon from The Hobbit. 
Smaug appeared on The Colbert Report, displaying a broad range of conservative views. The Dragon stated America should go back to the gold standard, a view he shares with Rand Paul.
Smaug also an advocate of Florida’s controversial stand-your-ground law, citing his experience with the thief, Bilbo Baggins.

How would you feel is someone wearing a hoodie broke into your cave?

The Dragon noted Rand Pails short stature (5'8“) is tall for a hobbit. But his pubescent face and pubic head of hair are classic hobbit good looks.

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Thursday, March 7, 2013

Monday, February 18, 2013

That's Rand from the planet Libertaria




He's here to save the day after Mitt Romney went back to Kolob.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Napoleon Paul, the libertarian pretender to the throne


Perhaps we can exile this pretender to Gitmo! 

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Sunday, January 27, 2013

URANTIAN SOJOURN: ERASERHEAD RAND

Rand “Eraserhead” Paul is a very angry man. It’s definitely the hair

ERASERHEAD RAND » URANTIAN SOJOURN:

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Monday, August 27, 2012

Wikipedia: What is libertarainism?


The Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy defines libertarianism as the moral view that agents initially fully own themselves and have certain moral powers to acquire property rights . . .

According to the U.S. Libertarian Party, libertarianism is the advocacy of a government that is funded voluntarily and limited to protecting individuals from coercion and violence.

Libertarian schools of thought differ over the degree to which the state should be reduced. 

Anarchistic schools advocate complete elimination of the state.

Minarchist schools advocate a minimal state which is limited to protecting its citizens from aggression, theft, breach of contract, and fraud. 

Some schools are supportive of private property rights in the ownership of unappropriated land and natural resources while others reject such private ownership and often support common ownership instead.

Those on the right support a capitalist economy; on the left a socialist economic system.

Political scholars such as Noam Chomsky assert that in most countries the terms "libertarian" and "libertarianism" are synonymous with left anarchism.

Rightardia suggests there are two groups of the anarchists and minarchists in the US: those on the left personified by the Occupy Movement and those on the right led by the two Pauls: Ron and Rand. it is unlikely the two groups have much in common or could ever work together. 

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Rand Paul endorsed who?


My son endorsed Mittens? 

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Friday, May 27, 2011

Flyinureye review: Rand Paul equates health care rights to slavery


RAND PAUL: With regard to the idea of whether you have a right to health care, you have realize what that implies. It’s not an abstraction. I’m a physician. That means you have a right to come to my house and conscript me. It means you believe in slavery. It means that you’re going to enslave not only me, but the janitor at my hospital, the person who cleans my office, the assistants who work in my office, the nurses.
Basically, once you imply a belief in a right to someone’s services — do you have a right to plumbing? Do you have a right to water? Do you have right to food? — you’re basically saying you believe in slavery.
I’m a physician in your community and you say you have a right to health care. You have a right to beat down my door with the police, escort me away and force me to take care of you? That’s ultimately what the right to free health care would be.
 Rand Paul is a practicing ophthalmologist in Kentucky.
Original article:    http://thinkprogress.org/2011/05/11/rand-paul-health-care-slavery/


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