Thoughts on Thursday

Wouldn't it be nice if you could throw a switch on certain things your body does? Like hair growth? Not that I don't enjoy shaving every freakin day. Weee! But wouldn't it be nice to have a little control there. Evolutionary-wise, it was nice, but it had its time. I have a lot of left-overs in the fridge so I don't think I'll be stalking any woolly mammoths through the snow tonight. If I could look as cool as Tom Selleck I'd grow a moustache, but since I can't why do I need to grow this hair? And ladies, wouldn't it be nice to skip monthly menstrual joy? Do you really need that every month? I don't think continuation of the species is an issue anymore.

Just a pre-6am random thought.