Batman
and Robin (1997) has often been credited with killing off the comic book
superhero movie for a few years. Admittedly, nothing much of any merit had been
released until Bryan Singer’s first X-Men
film in 2000. Studios, clearly wary of not repeating the financial disaster of
Joel Schumacher's bloated opus, had stayed away from mounting any large-scale
production – case in point: the scrapping of a Superman movie despite having director Tim Burton and actor Nicolas
Cage attached to it. Therefore, the mounting of Mystery Men (1999), yet another super hero film based on a comic
book, seemed like a risky venture with a $68 million price tag, and which ended
up only making back less than half of it. Looking back, it’s not hard to see
why. Mystery Men is such esoteric
oddity – the costumed superhero equivalent of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai (1984).
Based loosely on Bob Burden's Dark Horse comic Flaming Carrot Comics, Mystery Men focuses on the misadventures
of a bunch of inept super heroes: Mr. Furious (Ben Stiller), The Shoveler (William H. Macy), and the Blue Raja (Hank Azaria). They've got the costumes and the shtick
down cold, the only problem is that none of them actually has any super powers.
Furious merely works himself into an angry rage, the Shoveler... well, has his
shovel, and the Blue Raja hurls cutlery with awful accuracy. Hardly, the
Justice League of America. The REAL super-powered hero, Captain Amazing (Greg Kinnear) is so good that he not only has vanquished every bad guy in Champion City
but he has also snagged every corporate sponsor on the planet (his costume is
decorated with logos of everything from Pepsi to Reebok). The problem is that
he has no one left to fight and is in danger of losing his precious sponsors. He
hatches a plan to free his arch-nemesis, Casanova Frankenstein (Geoffrey Rush)
but it backfires and Amazing finds himself at the mercy of his old foe.
Naturally, it's up to Furious and his friends to become organized and stop
Frankenstein before it's too late.
Director Kinka Usher sets a wonderfully eccentric tone right from
the get-go as a gang known as the Red Eyes (whose ringleader is comedian Artie
Lange no less) busting up a senior citizens soiree to steal their false teeth,
artificial limbs, and so forth. Naturally, Furious and his pals are completely
ineffectual and Captain Amazing swoops in and saves the day only to then be
immediately whisked away by his publicist (played by renowned illusionist Ricky
Jay).
After Batman and Robin
the only direction the super hero movie could possibly go was into self-parody
(Schumacher's film tried and failed to do this). Mystery Men wisely opts for this approach, complete with a
corporate whore Superman clone (Captain Amazing) and a whole slew of absurdly
named heroes that include the likes of The Waffler (complete with a syrup
sidearm), the Spleen (“Pull my finger!”), and the PMS Avenger (who only works a
few days every month). Mystery Men
even goes so far as to set all the action in a glossy, neon urban landscape a
la the Batman movies but where they
degraded into art direction and style over substance, this movie maintains a
good balance of stunning visuals and interesting characters.
What really makes these characters so fun to watch is the actors
that play them. Ben Stiller is quite decent as a guy who thinks he’s tougher
than he really is and always trying to prove himself to others, trying too
hard, which gives off a whiff of desperation. Conversely, Greg Kinnear nails
Amazing’s air of smug superiority and complete lack of empathy for those he’s
sworn to protect.
Hank Azaria, a character actor with a flair for accents, sports an
outrageous faux-British accented as the Blue Raja, a mama’s boy with
pretensions of fighting crime. Casanova’s henchmen are known as the Disco Boys,
which means that every time they appear on-screen they’re accompanied by disco
music. Comedian Eddie Izzard plays one of them and so we get to see him do his
best Saturday Night Fever (1977)
dance impersonation and a defiant attitude as he refuses to believe that disco
is dead.
Geoffrey Rush has delicious fun playing an evil super genius
complete with a vampy Eurotrash accent. He and Kinnear banter back and forth in
an amusing scene as their smug egomaniac characters try to outdo one another.
Rush, in particular, is a delight as he over-enunciates his dialogue, employing
dramatic pauses between phrases. Claire Forlani, who was briefly a cinematic
“IT” girl during the 1990s, appearing in notable films like Mallrats (1995) and Basquiat (1996), turns up as Furious’ potential love interest but
thankfully isn’t given much to do.
To see the likes of Janeane Garofalo and William H. Macy – two
actors you wouldn't normally associate with being in a costumed super hero movie
– running around fighting bad guys in outrageous costumes is truly a delight to
behold. Her first appearance in the movie sees her character bicker with
Furious. Frequent collaborators during the ‘90s, it is a delight to see them
playfully take potshots at each other like bratty siblings.
Best of all, Tom Waits appears as a mad scientist who only invents
non-lethal weapons (i.e. canned tornado). His first appearance in the movie is
almost worth the price of admission alone. In an inspired bit of casting, Wes Studi (The Last of the Mohicans)
portrays the enigmatic hero The Sphinx who acts a wise sage mentor to the
ragtag group. The veteran actor usually doesn’t appear in goofy comedies like
this one, which is too bad as he is an excellent straight man, giving his
quasi-Yoda-type wisdom an amusing faux-gravitas, while looking ridiculous in
his crime-fighting costume.
You have to admire a movie that features cameos by film director
Michael Bay as the head of a gang of frat boys (“Still on probation for lethal
hazing!”) and CeeLo Green as part of a rapping gang of criminals. As more of
these disparate personalities show up I began to wonder how Usher got all of
these people in one movie? He came from the world of television commercials and
Mystery Men was his shot at the big
time for studio filmmaking. Sadly, he was not prepared for the rigors of working
within the confines of Hollywood and had difficulty fusing CGI effects work
with making a comedy. Hank Azaria shed some light on the trouble involved in
working on the movie: “It was tough. It was really like trying to be funny in
the middle of a math equation or something…Very long hours, very stressful and
tough on the set.” The actor hints that Usher didn’t have a clear vision for
what he wanted the movie to be and clashed with the producer and some of the
cast who all had their own ideas about what it should’ve been. It got to the
point where Usher told Azaria the middle of principal photography, “I’m going
back to commercials when this is done. I’ve had enough. I’d much rather do my
cool little one-minute shorts that I make than deal with all this nonsense.”
Mystery Men received
mixed to negative reviews from critics with Roger Ebert leading the charge with
his two out of four star review: “Comedy depends on timing, and chaos is its
enemy. We see noisy comic book battles of little consequence, and finally we
weary: This isn’t entertainment, it’s an f/x demo reel.” In her review for The New York Times, Janet Maslin wrote, “The
jokes are smart in the screenplay by Neil Cuthbert, but they are allowed to
wear thin despite the brief running time.” Entertainment
Weekly gave it a “B-“ rating and Lisa Schwarzbaum wrote, “Call Mystery Men a sketchbook in search of a
movie; it’s still a super idea in a summer of flackery.” In his review for the Los Angeles Times, Kenneth Turan wrote, “For
watching Mystery Men is a bit like
sitting next to a brilliant person at a dinner party who just won’t shut up.
Because this film is so self-conscious and, like Mr. Furious and friends, has a
tendency to try too hard, it’s an effort you end up admiring more than
completely loving.” Finally, the Washington
Post’s Michael O’Sullivan wrote, “As incisive as a loud, wet raspberry and
about as full of topical gravitas as the Dark Horse comic book on which it’s
based…Mystery Men is one half of a
very funny movie, and as we enter these dog days of August, half a funny movie
is better than none.”
If anything, Mystery Men
suffers from the same problem as Batman
Returns (1992), in that it has too many colorful, intriguing characters and
not enough time over its 120 minutes to develop all of them. With something
like seven main characters, it often feels like some of their motivation for
certain actions was left on the cutting room floor. For example, we have no
idea how Mr. Furious, the Shoveler and the Blue Raja find Invisible Boy; they
just show up at his door one day. This is just sloppy editing and pacing.
However, it is credit to the actors that their performances are what hold this movie
together. While the satirical elements of Mystery
Men are nothing new if you've seen or read the fantastic comic
book/cartoon, The Tick, it is still
an entertaining, enjoyable movie.
SOURCES
Harris, Will. “Random Roles: Hank Azaria.” The A.V. Club.
September 14, 2011.