On Strike

Most of you probably don't know this, but my hooman girl is working on her thesis for her Master's degree... still. She says she's highly motivated to finally finish it this semester, but in the past, most of the time she has said she's working on it, she's not, and then I have to give her THE LOOK.

That is exactly where I sit in the green room (her office), right next to her computer desk with my trusty pig. If THE LOOK doesn't get her attention, then I shoot her a disgusted booty shot, something like this. Even this doesn't seem to phase her.

Since I have promised to help her finish her thesis, and since she's a master procrastinator (I wonder if that's what she's getting her degree in), I have decided to take matters into my own paws. I have vowed that I will not let her help me post anything on my blog until her next chapter is done. That's right. Once her next chapter is done, we'll post again on the blog.

I'm serious.

So, if you want to help by applying a little pawsitive peer pressure on her, or you want to guilt her a little (hey, whatever works), then please be my guest. Just remember. If we're not posting, it's because she's not writing (her thesis).



Stella's a little confused by all this thesis talk, so I've clued her into our plan. She's with me on this. It's tough love, but it's the least I can do for our girl.




So, if you need to vent about our lack of posts, please address them to my girl. It's all in her hands.



Goober love,
Stanley






By the way...



Some of you were asking where Stella was during the last post. This photo might give you an idea what she's been up to. (She looks a little demented, doesn't she?)

Cricket Louise, CLC

I want to introduce you all to Cricket Louise, CLC (Certified Life Coach) and all-around puppy fashionista! Actually, she is MY life coach (some of you have been asking about that). Don't let her diminutive size fool you. She is a force to be reckoned with! Find out all about her and her active practice as a K9 life coach at her new blog.

Warning: objects in the following photos may appear larger than they are.

Cricket could totally be a model, but she has given up the big bucks to pursue a life of selfless sacrifice.

Cricket is such a good listener (who wouldn't be with bat ears like these?). She gives me honest and straight-forward feedback on all life issues, both public and private!

Often, you'll find her at her office making appointments or catching up with clients via phone and the internet. (The hooman hand in the photo is that of her lovely assistant and mom).









But this girl also knows how to kick back and relax. Her motto is, "What's the point of flowers if you don't stop to smell them, then pee on them?" I owe my healthy emotional life, in part, to her tireless efforts. She's amazing!




Here's to K9 mental health.


Love,

Stanley